| Overview: | Newspaper reporter Mike Waters enters a desert cave expecting a "Mr. Alucard" but instead finds DRACULA THE DIRTY OLD MAN. Wearing a hairpiece that resembles a dead skunk and babbling like a borscht belt comic, the vampire puts Mike under a supernatural spell, renames him "Irving Jackalman," and sends him out to get girls. Mike quickly turns into a werewolf-like creature that looks like a giant rodent and just as quickly begins attacking women in parking lots, gas stations, and even a drive-in! The women are then magically whisked away to the cave where Dracula drains ’em and "Irving" maims ’em until the two ghouls fight over who has dibs on Mike’s luscious girlfriend, Ann.... A totally discombobulated skinflfck mix of sex, horror, and dumb jokes, DRACULA THE DIRTY OLD MAN may very well be The Single Most Deranged Dracula Movie Ever Made. Oy!
Then GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO COUNT DRACULA. Give up? Well, after changing his name to "Count Adrian," he and a motley bunch of monsters have opened a bizarre Hollywood nightspot known as Draqula’s Dungeon, which is also headquarters for his attempt at turning the lively Angelica, his newest human heartthrob, into an undead girlfriend courtesy of three separate neck gnaws....
As you watch this duo of demented Draculas, listen carefully. That whirling sound you hear is Bram Stoker spinning in his grave.
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