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| Way over-hyped! Takes forever to get into the action. And when it occurs, the main actress moves pretty slowly as she tries to slide under bars, through obstacles, etc. And nothing tricky or different from the action in a previous Tony Jaa film.
The stunt-work is fairly bad in my opinion, with these poor Thai guys just bashing their bodies against floors, counters, and off roofs. These guys are literally hurting themselves for their measly pay, no question about the pain, as they flop around for the camera. I saw no skill in what they were doing as it was just taking the damage for a sad paycheck. Someone forgot to tell them that a real stuntman makes it just LOOK like they're getting hurt. And it was confirmed in the out-takes as they even show all of these guys getting banged up and some poor dude even ends up in the hospital practically in a body cast as the crew and actors laugh and applaud as if there's a reason to celebrate ("Hey, you're not dead! Only paralyzed!").
I was thoroughly disappointed and couldn't believe I sat through the entire, pathetic movie. I usually think that HKFlix is right on in their ratings, but this is one where I say, "You stole 92 minutes of my life!" |
| | AGREE? | READER COMMENTS | AUTHOR | | N | The review is way off, people with a soul will enjoy this. | Tigerbloodclaw | | Y | Stuntmen doing insanely dangerous stuff has been a staple of action movies for years. *looks at Hong Kong* Chocolate is far from perfect, but much better than your rating. | TheDenizen | | N | Sorry, buddy! Can't agree on 'em all. I had a blast with this one myself. The energy and quantity of fights reminded me of some of Jackie's old stuff. | Choco |
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| Although the movie starts a little slow, as it is necessary to establish the background situation and the characters, it eventually picks up with loads of intense, real martial arts and incredible stunt-work. The last forty-five minutes is practically virtually non-stop combat.
Chocolate refers to the favorite candy of the lead character, a mentally disabled teenage girl named Zen. Her mother Zin was a former gang member, and the mistress of Bangkok's top underworld leader, but she fell in love with a Japanese yakuza man named Masashi. Zin separated from her lover and her past life to lead a quiet existence with her daughter.
However, by the time Zen is grown up, the mother is stricken with cancer and urgently needs money for her chemotherapy. Zen's childhood friend Moom finds a notebook with a list of names of people who owe money to her mother, and he naively takes Zen along to collect these debts.
Thus, Zen engages in a series of furious fights, having learned combat skills by observing the Muay Thai boxers practice next door, as well as watching movies and video games. She thus compensates for her mental disability with uncannily fast reflexes and an ability to quickly absorb new techniques.
All this butt-kicking arouses the concern of Bangkok's top mob boss, who is wondering what his former mistress is up to. It leads to a bloody showdown, and even Zen's father is drawn in from Japan. The final battle sequence where Zen chases the lead villain across multiple floors of a high-rise, leaping across the neon signs and ledges is particularly creative and well choreographed.
For any action fan, I highly recommend this title. Some measure of the intensity of the action can be discerned by the end credits which document a handful of the various injuries sustained during filming, not only to the lead actress, but by the many stunt men as well...bloody noses, bruises, broken necks, cuts, etc. It's absolutely a heck of a ride. |
| | AGREE? | READER COMMENTS | AUTHOR | | Y | | Choco |
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 |  |  |  |  REAL FIGHT gone chick. Action badass women will have one hell of a time holding a candle to Jeeja Yanin. Given the unlikely plot of the movie (autistic Muay Thai), she made the movie possible. Beautiful fight choreography. | | AGREE? | READER COMMENTS | AUTHOR | | Y | A very different take on a martial arts movie, but a great unique achievement for modern day martial arts cinema. Jeeja Yanin is stunning and powerful, a very charismatic performance by her ,andprops to her for taking real kicks in the face while filming. | Tigerbloodclaw |
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| Starts extremely slow--first fight with the starring young girl (Jeeja Yanin, playing Zen) is something like 10 minutes in. Then the fight is less than impressive--her actions are slow and deliberate, just not believable in terms of all the thugs she takes out.
Story is pretty straightforward: autistic girl, Zen (who seems less autistic than mentally challenged) has mom with cancer who can't afford her treatments, but all the thugs in town owe the mom money from her previous life in crime, so Zen and her cousin (think Sammo's overweight Fatty characters in nearly all his classics, played now for poor comic relief or pathos only since this fatty can't fight, or act) go out hunting down the marks after the cousin finds the mom's bookie-book.
Thus ensues the teenage mayhem--unfortunately the girl's skills are just not that impressive. The best fight scenes in the movie are of the Tony Jaa movies Zen watches to "learn her skills". Ms. Yanin is acrobatic to some extent but her motions are very repetitive, relatively slow and deliberate. I have to disagree with all the "gushers" out there, she's no Tony Jaa, not even close! It is just hard to believe her choreography could result in the destruction she wreaks. Just about the half way mark through the flick she exhibits a bit of flair for the staff but it is not sustained nor does it really deliver as one initially thinks it might. Probably her fight with the two chick thugs near the train tracks, and just after that with the young dude in the sweat suit, are the most believable but again even then they are not that impressive. The fight choreography is just not that impressive folks.
There are two scenes that borrow heavily in construction from two superior movies: 1) the warehouse fight about a third of the way into the movie is very similar to the long warehouse sequence in "Contour" (although not nearly as impressive as in this latter movie), and 2) the sword/stick fight in the head baddy's lair parallels the fight between Uma Thurman and the Crazy 88's in QT's KBI--although as in the previous case the scene in "Chocolate" pails in comparison that in KBI, both in terms of intensity and duration.
The final fight sequence, fought on the balconies of two buildings separated by a street, with many street signs, wires and poles for the actors to move on, is pretty intense and in some ways creative, but again it's just not very believable except when bad guys fall three stories to the pavement below.
The film has some really great moments though that have absolutely nothing to do with the "action"--the director, Prachya Pinkaew's sense of camera and composition of frame are at times simply outstanding. But these moments are few and far between and certainly only a tease in the end to "what might have been". Most of the rest of the time the cinematography looks like some other person entirely shot it on a handy-cam.
This film had a lot of potential but simply didn't deliver in ways it has been hyped to. |
| | AGREE? | READER COMMENTS | AUTHOR | | N | I usually don't disagree unless i really have to but man, this movie was off the chain with her stunts. I personally got emotionally involved in Zen the character. | I love you rater haters | | N | I've heard essentially this same argument from several people. Guess you either love it or hate it. I'm happy to report that I enjoyed the crap out of this film. :) | Choco |
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 |  |  |  |  An astounding martial arts film that might even be better than "Ong-Bak" in terms of hyperkinetic antics. I thought the autism angle might be a little offputting, but it wasn't. Highest recommendation. | | AGREE? | READER COMMENTS | AUTHOR | | Y | "Ong-Bak" had lots of amazing moments, but "Chocolate" works as a coherent film and is very re-watchable. | Choco |
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 |  |  |  |  The English subtitles are subpar, at least on the Malaysia version, but I wasn't reading when actress JeeJa Yanin (Zen) was on screen kicking ass!!! She is an incredible martial artist who would have made legendary Bruce Lee proud. Some scenes seemed rushed or poorly edited, but overall a great recommendation! | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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 |  |  |  |  This was a fast paced and well directed martial arts film with an imaginative slant on the lead female character, but I've watched it twice now and darn if I can actually remember the "plot", which leads me to conclude that (as with so many "fast paced martial arts" flix) they are more style than substance. Still very watchable and worth having in the collection. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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| This movie is about the kung-fu, nothing else, and it delivers by the truckload. There are some flaws--a story so thin that, if held up to the light, you'd see through it--but after the first 15 minutes of establishment, the movie drops the story for a series of jaw dropping, bone crunching fights that culminate in one of the best finales I've seen in a kung-fu movie. All delivered by an amazing actress who I hope will continue for the long and successful career she truly deserves.
This movie takes many cues from "Ong-Bak"--being from the same director, it is expected--and you get lightning fast action that is so solidly delivered you start to feel the pain of these hits.
I'm a bit late to the "Chocolate" party. I can be quite a procrastinator, and have heard the endless litany of praise for this movie, but amazingly it was all true. This is one of the few movies that does live up to its hype, believe it or not. |
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| Well...once again, after feeling that martial arts movies were bordering on the verge of boredom (Donnie Yen's current films notwithstanding), we have a fresh injection of something new and exciting being pumped into our tired old veins.
From the man who gave us a trilogy of fantastic martial arts films--"Ong-Bak", "The Protector", and "Born To Fight"--comes "Chocolate", a story about an autistic girl who collects money owed to her cancer-stricken mother.
The story starts out with the woman of a local gang boss who falls in love with a member of the local yakuza. Naturally, the gang boss doesn't like this and swears revenge. The yazuza flees town and the woman later on gives birth to an autistic girl called Zen. Zen grows up next door to a muay thai school and is an avid viewer of martial arts movies. Being a gifted mimic, Zen is able to emulate every move she's ever seen (along with some physical training she initiates) and becomes a martial arts master.
That is just a very brief synopsis of what this movie is about. The first twenty to thirty minutes helps with the set-up; after that it starts to kick into high gear. Really high gear. I can't begin to describe the fighting that goes on in this movie suffice it to say that if you can remember that feeling of excitement and exhilaration when watching a truly awesome martial arts film, you'll understand exactly what I mean.
Go out, watch this movie, and recapture the feeling of watching a truly incredible martial arts film. |
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 |  |  |  |  "Chocolate" was a surprisingly good movie with a decent storyline and lots of great action. Even my wife and teenage daughter liked this one. They usually roll their eyes when I pop in one of my beloved kung fu movies, but "Chocolate" really kept their attention. Be sure to watch the credits for the Jackie Chan style outtakes! Recommended! | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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 |  |  |  |  Although not quite the skill level of Tony Jaa, JeeJa Yanin's Muai Thai skills are superb and she does most all her own stunt work, as does Jaa. JeeJa shows us that her skills are definitely way ahead of whoever might be considered second place in martial arts movies. This is a great flick with a great storyline. It's really nice to see a female action star who's this good. I liked this film a lot. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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 |  |  |  |  This is great movie and many times I found myself pressing rewind (not "rewing" as I stated by accident in Jeffrey Frawley's review) to see some of the amazing moves over and over again. I thought the story was pretty good, although I have to admit you have to realize this is not a documentary but a martial arts movie meant to entertain. And entertain it does!! I think the future looks very bright for Jeeja Yanin and those of us that like martial arts action films. Highly recommended. | | AGREE? | READER COMMENTS | AUTHOR | | N | Minimal story and tedious fighting make this 2.5 stars tops. And why would you want to "rewing | MS10197 | | Y | With this film, The Rebel and Coweb the future is looking great for tough chicks in matial arts movies. I can't wait to see more from this new generation of skilled female combatants. | Bastard Ronin | | Y | It's your dvd: You can rewing it whenever you feel like it. I was very impressed with this little woman's great moves. | Jeffrey Frawley |
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 |  |  |  |  Just as good as, if not better than, "Ong-Bak". The storyline is very touching and the martial arts fights are excellent. Being the parent of an autistic child, I can relate very well. | | AGREE? | READER COMMENTS | AUTHOR | | N | Your child beats the living crap out of multiple people at one time? Seriously though, this movie isn't that good. | MS10197 |
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 |  |  |  |  It's quite interesting to see this new aproach to a handicaped condition, particularly in a female figure. Very much like "Ong-Bak" in its simpleness, but touching some of the realities of the sub-societies that run under our very eyes, this film gives a quite different light to martial arts in cinema, particularly on how some risky efforts were taken by the actors in order to realize some very rough stunts. Keep an attentive eye in the description made at the end. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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| Panna Rittikrai's first film using Tony Jaa's sister, Jeeja Yanin, turns out to be a mixed bag.
The performances by the female leads, Jeeja Yanin and Ammara Siripong are really good. The rest of the acting is just mediocre.
Prachya Pinkaew’s direction is relatively good in terms of shots and cinematography, but storywise the film doesn’t hold together well. The story had good intentions, but was really only at face value. Nothing’s really fleshed out and the plot is simply there to allow for lots of fighting.
The action scenes are good, but they’re lacking something that many of the Muay Thai Stunt Team usually brings. Much like "Dynamite Warrior", the reactions seem poor and the choreography seems uninspired. Nonetheless, there is some really great stuff and Jeeja Yanin is very talented, particularly for her first film.
I was surprisingly disappointing that this film only lands in the middle of Panna’s body of work. |
| | AGREE? | READER COMMENTS | AUTHOR | | Y | Agree with you concerning the story. It is absolutely barebones. As for the fighting, it is extremely tedious with almost no variety. You may be a little high in your rating. | MS10197 |
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| CHOCOLATE is an amazing martial arts movie with an emotionality comparible to John Woo’s blood opera masterpiece ”A Better Tomorrow”, but this time, for once, it is about female identities. The film starts with a sexy comicbook lovestory between lady gang boss Zin and her lover, a romantic and flashy underworld vision, shot in fast frames, with beautiful costumes. When Zin becomes pregnant, her life changes completely. She retires from the underworld to devote herself to looking after her daughter Zen, trying to lead a normal life. Zen ist autistic, Zin very ill and trying to lead a normal life means having a really hard time making ends meet, moreover, the shadows of the past never cease to lurk. Zen and her pal and cousin earn some money with a sort of martial arts inspired street show, but the income ain’t enough, so they get the idea of using mama Zin’s old underworld connections to get some more. Playing with the mafia is tougher than street performance, so the physically gifted Zen starts learning martial arts on the job. Zen, played by JeeJa Yanin, gives more than a handful of outstanding thai boxing performances, with an innocence and wrath that comes over totaly believable on screen. There are a lot of beautiful ideas in the choreographies, especially her performance in the final showdown is funny and sweatpouring at the same time. At the end of the movie we get to see some making-of scenes, that show how dangerous the shooting was, and how badly injured some actors were. HK-flix, who also very much recommend watching this flic, wrote: ”this is not the perfect martial arts movie”; and in a way, that is true. In some scenes, Zen is attacked by many opponents, who sort of wait for their turn to get going. The choreography doesn’t live up to a Lau Kar Leung intricacy, but it is very, very, good.
Living between cultures means living between languages, a reality that little people bring to screen. Bruce Lee did so, and so does this film, the national-border-defying mafia conversating in three different tounges. This isn‘t the only elegant reminicence of Bruce, we also get to see a fight in a warehouse filled with iceblocks and more. On top, there is a great anime-dream sequence and a subtle, touching love for life...
If you want another great movie with thai boxing and female fighting star, look for the funky 70’s film THE TOURNAMENT with Angela Mao, she does a sort of Kung Fu hybrid, not real Muay Thai, but it was probably the first movie that showed a lady in a thai boxing ring, and the martial arts are breathtaking. |
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 |  |  |  |  Wow! "Chocolate" was amazing. A female Tony Jaa. The action was great with some new variations in what you would usually see Tony Jaa do. Jeeja Yanin did a great job in portraying autism. Of course, her martial arts skills were amazing. I liked how her fighting ability increased throughout the movie. I really enjoyed the story as well. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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| It's good to see that with "Chocolate" the successful Prachya Pinkaew formula has been extended to something more complex, and with a different debutante: 22-year old female JeeJa Yanin.
The plot: an ex-mob mother is ostracised due to her love of a rival yakuza. He returns to Japan, leaving her to care for their autistic daughter (Zin) who is brought up in a Muay Thai training school. When mother falls ill, Zin and her tubby chum discover an accounts book of people that owe her mother money--they do not realize this a loan shark book from her mob days. Zin has copied the Muay Thai techniques from the school, and avidly consumes Tony Jaa's movies and violent Playstation games.
And so cue a series of fights with the debtors--all of which are set in different factories: ice, packing, meat. Finally the old boss and his transvestite(!) gang get wind of this and we end with two showdowns: one involving the returned Yakuza dad in a restaurant, and then spilling out to the city rooftops and balconies for the final showdown.
And she's called Chocolate because she collects M&M's.
Treatment: now, this has caused quite a split among the kung fu forums. As mentioned, Zin is autistic (apologies if this is a generalization) and her mother is struck with (presumably) leukemia. In my opinion both conditions are treated respectfully, and (as far as I can see) realistically. Zin's mood swings and perception of the world are well realized. Of course, this doesn't have the depth of, say, "The Curious Case of the Dog in the Night" or "Rain Man", but its both good enough for this context and touching in its own right. The point that she could not possibly be such a good fighter without formal training is, well, pointless: "Ong-Bak" and "Tom Yun Goong" have equally ludicrous plots but are just as exciting.
Fights: again, controversial: some believe these to be slickly edited to make JeeJa Yanin look better, and that she is merely flexible/acrobatic with no real technique. I completely disagree; whilst I'm no big city martial arts expert, I have done five years of attempting to pull off similar kick combos and am not close to the speed and accuracy she displays. The combos are varied and imaginative, making very good use of kicks/elbows/ad-hoc weapons as well as the scenery. The stunts are superb; especially in the end fight on the side of a building (Harold Lloyd would be proud). Only let down is the swordplay sequence, which is just as clumsy as the one in "Kill Bill".
The outtakes show several meaty smacks in the face, the stunt team really earned their keep.
Overall: 4.5.out of 5, another modern day classic from Thailand with plenty of action, and nice to see that plot complexity is improving. |
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 |  |  |  |  Featuring a painfully slow start (I wasn't even sure if I was watching the right movie for the first 10 minutes), and a downright embarrassingly bad story, the only possible saving grace for this flick is the action. Thankfully, it delivers pretty much non-stop kick ass action from about the 30 minute mark. Jeeja Yanin may not be "the female Tony Jaa", but she's definitely got some pretty amazing physical talents. Small, fast and deadly (and cute as well), Jeeja is definitely one to keep an eye on in the future. This is a fantastic debut for her, but hopefully someone puts her in a decently scripted movie soon. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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| While viewing the movie, I couldn't help but think of how awesome it would have been to view this film in a theater with other kung fu cinema fans!
The action in this movie is the kind of action that makes you say, "Daamm!! Did you see that?!" I could vividly see the downtown movie theater exploding with excitement, with every action scene.
I have to admit the start was a little slow, but something keeps you glued. Maybe it's the anticipation or curiosity of seeing martial arts cinema's newest sensation, Jeeja Yanin, strut her stuff. Or maybe it was the track record of the filmmaking team that produced this film and Tony Jaa's two smash hits. Whatever the reason, this film captivates the viewer.
The fight choreography is innovative and exciting and long overdue! My only hope is that the stunt men didn't permanentely injure themselves. Stunt work should be realistic LOOKING, without get seriously injured. Safety should always be the priority for any filmmaker!
All in all, this is a very engaging film. Go get it! |
| | AGREE? | READER COMMENTS | AUTHOR | | Y | A very entertaining picture | Jeffrey Frawley | | N | Sorry but this movie is entirely too overpraised. While it is somewhat entertaining, watching one fight is the same as watching all of them. This movie is pretty darn tedious. | MS10197 | | Y | This is an awsome flick, and this would be a great one to watch in the local movie house,with like minded persons that love martial art action! | Sgt. T | | Y | i agree 100%,this great flick is very entertaining. | kung fu kid | | Y | Oh yeah. Very sweet flick. I also agree that this is one of those movies that you want to watch with a bunch of friends just to hear the reactions. | Bastard Ronin | | Y | Great to see so many people really enjoying this flick! I feel totally the same way. | Choco |
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 |  |  |  |  Hell's teeth, what a film. I don't know how many actors/stunt people got hurt making it, but it must have been a lot, what with all that rough fighting. Best fighting film I've ever seen, and that includes all of Tony Jaa's films. Buy this one. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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This film did keep my attention, and as it progressed the fight scenes with Jeeja got better and better. Jeeja is not Tony Jaa or Jet Li, and her film should not be judged by that standard. Is she as entertaining as the legendary Angela Mao Ying or the beautiful Michelle Yeoh? I think so. "Chocolate" is not for everyone either: you like it or hate it. In any event, action fans and femme fatale fans should love it! | | AGREE? | READER COMMENTS | AUTHOR | | Y | i agree.i think jeeja is up there with the very best female action stars,as for the movie it rocks. | kung fu kid | | Y | Indeed. | Bastard Ronin | | Y | You are right. This is not a defective Tony Jaa film, but rather a superior Jeeja Yanin film. I find her very appealing. | Jeffrey Frawley | | Y | Well said! I'm with you on this one. One of my favorites! | Little Dragon Fan | | Y | | Choco |
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| Don't hate, appreciate. Why oh why have so many dragged this piece of gold through the dirt? It took me a long while to check this movie out because I was waiting for an all-region version with subtitles so I could evaluate this movie properly. People were dissing the plot before a version with subtitles was even available. I guess a bunch of you folks speak Thai. Though I doubt it.
I honestly don't get where all this animosity for this film comes from. People diss it because the girl is small so many basically sign right here off as weak. Size is a factor in power. That I can't deny, but also so is proper technique. With good technique any sized individual can manifest amazing power beyond their stature. I'd love for you folks to question the power of the small man who taught me Muay Thai. I'm a good sport so I would totally call an ambulance for you after I finished laughing my ass off at what he did to you.
Allow me to be equal parts sexist and scientific. There is a greater need for suspension of disbelief in any movie were a small or average sized chick physically takes out grown men. Because that doesn't happen. Men are bigger, stronger and have higher endurance to physical trauma than women. Don't give me that damn look. I didn't make up physics. Look dat shit up. So basically if you hold any film where a woman is a complete badass in high regard, then on some level you too have disregarded reason in favor of entertainment. Good for you, that is what it's there for.
The martial arts choreography and delivery in this film are exemplary as well as extraordinary. Many critics have touted Jeeji Yanin as the female Tony Jaa, which isn't really fair to her as she does have her own distinct style and flair, though many of the large and daring moves do have that trademark Thai seal of approval like Tony's stuff.
Honestly, folks, why are you dissing the plot of this movie? Yeah, the story is kind of lame, but is that really why you are watching? It is disgraceful for any action junkie to disregard or blast on this movie. Top class fights and stunts keep this in a league of its own, but the yummy violence doesn't stop there. There's some rough and tumble gunplay in full effect. The shootouts don't have the dramatic flair of say a John Woo film, so you won't see any slow-mo, two-gun, dive through the air, exchange fire for five minutes type of jazz. No, the gunplay is more Quentin Tarantino styled--abrupt, gritty, and in your face. No stand-offs. Usually when you see a piece in this flick, cats are in the process of getting shot the fuck up.
Also toward the end there is a balls out, slash 'em up sword battle that gets the blood flowing. That sword battle is raw and intense. If I had it my way, every flick would have to incorporate at least one swordfight or end with a swordplay duel. Hell, I would have actually watched "The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants" if I knew at the end they all kill each other with swords. That I would pay to see. Again, don't give me that damn look.
Some folks also say that the heroine doesn't get to take on a decent challange in the flick. You folks are forgetting about Mr. Adidas: four eyes, short bus, break dancing heavy twitcher. He was wild and very enjoyable to watch with his break dancing Capoiera-fu. How was he not a worthy challenge?
I tried my best not to give up the coveted five star grand prize, but this bad little ass kicker earned it. Is the story groundbreaking and Oscar worthy? Nope. Is it perfect? Not really. But excellence in the desired arena can trump all that garbage. When a movie excels in certain areas to such a phenomenal degree, and it achieves the intended type of entertainment that it was striving for with utmost quality, then all our pretensions and over-analyses become meaningless, because we know we were entertained and that chances are we are going back for second and third helpings. You don't do that with bad or mediocre flicks. You do that with great movies.
In my opinion, this is the best bad ass chick flick, trumping the reigning champs, "Yes, Madam" and "Book Of Heroes". I defy any reviewer here to find or name a better ass kicking chick movie. If you disagree with this review I'm going to expect you to name-drop a better bad-ass chick flick. If you can't think of one and are of the collection of reviewers that clocked on this movie, then I'm going to ask you to reevaluate your feelings on this film and watch it again. You may have missed something. Something great. You know the name and the game's still the same. Keep it real, folks. Peace. |
| | AGREE? | READER COMMENTS | AUTHOR | | Y | As one who enjoys furious female action, I completely agree with your analysis, but like Choco stated there are some badass chix that are seperate but equal! | Sgt. T | | N | I think I may have grown tired of the 'Thai style'... cuz I was utterly bored when watching this movie. Might revisit it in the future. | JAY LEE | | N | While mildly entertaining, this film is not even close to being in five-star realm. The fights were just more of the same and grew tedious after a while. And though her character is mentally challenged, the performance was just too one-note for me. | MS10197 | | Y | Each viewer should simply ask himself whether the fighting is good and the film entertaining: Yes and yes. Oh, yes indeed. | Jeffrey Frawley | | Y | Right On!! | Little Dragon Fan | | Y | I abso-frickin-lutely agree!!! I enjoyed every minute of CHOCOLATE. An Instant Cult Classic!!! | Sashimi X @ HOUSE OF CINEMA | | Y | good review man i agree with all you're points,this film is awesome. | kung fu kid | | Y | Obviously we're in total agreement on this one! But I will always hold a special place in my heart for other badass chix that are separate but equal! Lady Snowblood, Thriller, Hard Candy, all those awesome 80s HK girls with guns flix... It's all so good! | Choco |
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| Fantastic fighting, of that there is no question. It's light on the stunts, but not entirely--most stunts are performed by the bad guys, falling off roofs and landing in the streets after bouncing off numerous ledges and signs, getting kicked through the air and then having having to land in-between very tight obstacles. It's very reminiscent of a Jackie Chan flick, especially POLICE STORY, in that respect. There's a little wire work, but VERY little. It looks hokey when it happens, but it happens a total of three maybe four moments throughout the whole film.
As for the fights, they're breathtaking, incredible leaps and flips and kicks by the new girl on the block, and, again like in a Chan film, the fighting is her vs. a whole bunch of guys again and again and again, but it's the setting/scenery and how she uses it that dintinguishes each action sequence. I'm baffled that some have said "they're all the same". And I feel like I must be from a different species than those who say the fighting wasn't well directed or performed. I have no idea what they expected, but this movie ranks with the first ONG-BAK and the best of HK martial arts (though TOM YOUNG GOONG is admittedly still the absolute king).
So...unless you've allowed yourself to become so jaded you've effectively ceased to think and become a stunted specimen of human ignorance, CHOCOLATE is a superb martial arts flick, one of the best, though no, not at all THE best. And the story is fun and unexpectedly complex for a fighting movie. It's cheesy, sure, but it's performed admirably by the actors and tries really hard for honest dramatics. It's not NOT a martial arts film, but this is as good as such films ever are on the story side of things. |
| | AGREE? | READER COMMENTS | AUTHOR | | Y | I'd rate this slightly higher, but your observations are good. | Jeffrey Frawley | | N | I agree with you 99% that this film has action, & nice fu scenes. I thought the characters & story we're weak on development, which overshadow all the fights. I did enjoy the last fight scene with the billboards-that was original & fun. | JV47842 | | Y | | YoMama |
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 |  |  |  |  It's a good debut for Jija Yanin, playing the role just fine, and I look forward to her next feature before dubbing her the female Tony Jaa. She handles some of the fighting scenes really well--I couldn't help but notice maybe they could've edited them to look a little bit smoother. Some have complained the story is weak, I thought it was better than average for a martial arts movie though I will admit there was an element lacking to somehow call it a story. Nevertheless it served to string all the action set pieces together just fine. I still would recommend this film to take a peek at Jija. Hope she knocks it out of the park next time! | | AGREE? | READER COMMENTS | AUTHOR | | Y | I give it at least a 4!/2 | Little Dragon Fan | | Y | I agree it could of been a lot smoother- but it did pull out on nice action sequences. hopefully Miss Yanin next picture will showcase her talent more. | JV47842 |
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 |  |  |  |  Bravo! Yet another Thai action blockbuster. Good action and good story. In terms of action, I wasn't bored any second during the whole movie. I thought about giving it 4 stars all the time, but after the last huge fight which looked like it was cut from a 2-D coin-op action arcade, and which made my jaw fall down, I give it four and half. | | AGREE? | READER COMMENTS | AUTHOR | | Y | 4.5 stars is appropriate. This film is a rush. | Jeffrey Frawley | | Y | Couldn't stop watching | Little Dragon Fan | | Y | It was an excellent movie that entertained in many ways. Good call. | Bastard Ronin | | Y | Well said | YoMama | | N | This give this movie 4 and half stars is crazy talk. Did you watch the movie? the whole movie? or just the action? The movie is just a bunch of drag queens and there was no main villian. Watch the movie again and then review. | Rambo part 5 please | | Y | i totally agree i rated this film 4 and half stars and i found the film really entertaining and i am someone who watch's plenty of fu flix probably too many. | kung fu kid | | N | I agree with everyone else man this movie was not good- You should watch more fu flix, because the action in this film is not amazing & the way you explain it to be a 2-D coin up game- well I would really like my money back. This film fails in everything. | Black Belt Ninja | | N | It was an all right picture the story was lacking any character development- the audience I saw it with couldn't really identify with the hero. The action looks great but the action scenes all look the same except for the jumping from sign to sign chase. | JV47842 | | N | The film was very sloppy for a martial arts film. Plus this is the man that made Ong-Bak & the protector, Chocolate just ruins his streak of fu films. The fights were all boring, the film lacks thrills & story. It was not a 4 and half star movie. | KungfuManiac |
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 |  |  |  |  A pretty good movie with some awesome fighting in it. This girl knows how to fight. She kicks and flips all through the movie using little or no doubles. The action in this movie is spectacular and is probably only topped by Tony Jaa. Watch this if you like kung fu flix. | | AGREE? | READER COMMENTS | AUTHOR | | Y | YoMama is essentially correct. The action is only slightly inferior to Tony Jaa, while the other factors are superior. | Jeffrey Frawley | | Y | Yes, its an awesome movie. I don't get these people who say the action sucked, or the story was lacking. The story was far better than Ong Bak, production values were better, and action just as entertaining. | YoMama | | N | I diagree it was a big disppointment for a fu film. The girl has talent but it should be for a better movie. This movie is a let down. | KungfuManiac | | N | it was okay but nothing spectacular & def. not 4 and half stars | JV47842 | | Y | yes i agree with you this movie is fantastic. | kung fu kid |
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 |  |  |  |  "Chocolate" is a horrible martial arts film. The action scenes were badly directed, because every action scene looked the same as the first one. The story was horrible, and compared to director's previous work the action is a big let down. There is nothing amazing in this picture. The movie is too long and boring. | | AGREE? | READER COMMENTS | AUTHOR | | Y | Are you serious? | I love you rater haters | | N | I think you either love this film or hate it. Obviously you hated it, but there are some entertaining moments that qualify this film for more than a half star. | Sgt. T | | N | I disagree with only giving it a half star because it was fairly entertaining. However, I do agree with your remark concerning the tediousness of the fight scenes. | MS10197 | | N | He must've been watching the braille edition. | Chaiwallah | | N | What!? Is that half a star!? I think you need to take a second look! | Little Dragon Fan | | N | Have not seen movie but must comment on your horribly uneducated comments I keep seeing all over the place including my junk. Write some reviews and prove you know what you are talking about because honestly most of us realize you are a fanboy. | Bastard Ronin | | N | I've seen your comments on my reviews. You have no clue what martial arts movies are about!!!!!!!!!!!!! And yes I have seen all of them. | Roger Judd, Jr. | | Y | I agree where ya going with this but it did have some nice action. | Black Belt Ninja | | N | The story is actually pretty good in terms of martial arts flicks. | Idaho | | N | christ you've really got it in for this film i totally disagree. | kung fu kid |
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| Thailand's action director Prachya Pinkaew's latest martial arts effort, "Chocolate", misses its punches and kicks on the story and character development. It also misses Mr. Pinkaew's trademark of over-the-top action sequences. The director has given audiences thrilling martial arts masterpieces from "Ong-Bak" and "The Protector". I suspected that Prachya Pinkaew wanted to go a new route in a martial arts movie, which is to focus on a emotional story and add some fights. The new route he has taken is lacking in heart and thrills, even "Ong-Bak" had heart about a man destine to get back a statue. "The Protector" had a man destined to get his elephant back. The director's previous movies had heart and thrills, but "Chocolate" lacks in that department. I admire directors going new routes in their films, it establishes them to be better directors. I am not putting all the blame on Prachya Pinkaew, this being the first movie he did not write. The first writer of the film wa Nepalee Sakweerakul (this is his first writing effort). Second is the writer and director of "13:Beloved", Chukiat Sakveerakul. I was very pleased with the movie "13:Beloved". It was a throwback to Alfred Hitchcock films and I enjoyed the comic. But with the film "Chocolate", we get a sloppily written story, which makes the film messy.
The set-up of the movie is very slow. The audience is not introduced to the new fighting sensation JeeJa Yanin until twenty minutes in the movie, where she is catching balls (literally) and fruits that her chubby best friend throws at her. CGI fruit and balls helped her a lot on that scene to impress upon a crowd that she has fast reflexes, and then a young punk throws a knife at her. We are finally introduced to her kicks and punches in a brief altercation. This was the twenty-minute mark. If you are a patient viewer, you would have to sit through the story about a criminal boss' hench-woman and criminal boss' associate and their love for each other. The criminal boss finds out and goes bat-crazy, shooting his own foot. The man and woman are on the run, and the woman says she's pregnant. The man leaves her and the mother is all alone taking care of her deaf child. The criminal boss returns with his drag-queen goons and cuts off one of the mother's fingers as the deaf child watches and cries. Then the scene cuts to the deaf girl, we see in a montage that she is interested in Thai fighters in front of her house, kung fu movies, her chubby friend, mom, and of course chocolate. Her kryptonite is flies, she really hates flies.
The action scenes are all right, starting with the first action sequence in the ice factory where she mimics Bruce Lee but thinks about Tony Jaa from "Ong-Bak". I was a little confused by that scene--shouldn't she have thought about Bruce Lee instead? In that scene ice is thrown at her, and she dodges it left and right. The second fight is in the warehouse where she fights atop crates and wooden platforms are thrown at her. The next action scene is in the shady butcher shop where the opponents are strapped with butcher knives and again the knives are thrown at her as she dodges them left and right. The last and final action scenes are on top of a roof where she fights thug girls that look like the fly girls from the show "In Living Color". Then the fight scene in the restaurant where she fights people with swords and a man with glasses that is on crack, I suppose. The most exciting out of all the fights is the one on top of billboards and restaurant signs--it was good and enjoyable.
The major problems of the movie were the lack of character development. I personally could not recognize any of the characters in the movie; they were lacking heart or any emotional impact. The story was a major problem too. There were a lot of parts that could of been cut out, like the beginning and some of the emotional parts. Another major problem was the action: there are three action scenes that look the same but in different locations--one in the butcher shop, second the warehouse, and third the ice factory. These action scenes were all the same with the same bad guys trying to attack JeeJa Yanin. The bad guys of the movie were a major problem as well. JeeJa Yanin fights a lot of people in the movie, but none of her opponents were really worthy, which lacks any danger for Miss Yanin. This is supposed to be a martial arts movie, we need a worthy opponent for our hero. If there are no good matches in a kung fu film, then it lacks excitement for the viewer. JeeJa Yanin's character is invincible in the movie, she is like a superhero and her kryptonite is flies. If this was supposed to be a superhero film, the writers should have established that. "Chocolate" is not a superhero film, it's about a deaf girl that fights and never gets hurts except when there are outtakes. There are a lot of martial arts films out there with a hero fighting off an opponent that is worthy to fight with. In this movie our main villain shoots himself in the foot and is surrounded by a group of drag-queen goons--maybe he should have read the guidelines on being a villain and stopped running away from a deaf girl.
"Chocolate" is not a five star masterpiece. We are missing the intense and thrilling action scenes, plus a decent story to follow. The character development is also missing. "Chocolate" is not a zero star movie, it does have some fun for the viewer. I am giving the film two and half stars even though it has three action scenes that look the same and henchmen that are no match for JeeJa Yanin. I did like the fight on top of the billboards, it was creative and original. There was a scene I enjoyed, in the butcher shop, where a man throws a knife at our hero but it bounces of a springy fence and strikes him on the shoulder. To me that's priceless entertainment. |
| | AGREE? | READER COMMENTS | AUTHOR | | Y | nice review- first real review of the movie thanks for the details. The movie has potential but didn't go anywhere | Black Belt Ninja | | N | So many words for the simple action flick which solely purpose is to entertain audience which is done more than well. Isn't it better to leave the character development and other talks for psychological movies? Leave your brain and let yourself entertain. | Idaho | | N | i must disagree with you i found the film very entertaining makes a change to see a female kick plenty of ass.i suppose every one has different taste's each to there own. | kung fu kid | | Y | Agree you know your fu flicks. | KungfuManiac |
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 |  |  |  |  Nice and tough action flick with a cool woman in the leading role. But the action is not so "intense" like in the Tony Jaa movie. Anyways it is a great fighting movie..and do not forget to check out the outtakes, uff!!! | | AGREE? | READER COMMENTS | AUTHOR | | N | Agree with the action is not that intense, but 4 stars is too high. | KungfuManiac |
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