One of the greatest influences on Hong Kong cinema was Japan's legendary "Zatoichi The Blind Swordsman" film series. So imagine what would happen if a Chinese film company with no stars, no action choreographer, and virtually no money decided to rip it off!

Well, imagine no more. Here is the hysterical tale of a blind swordswoman named Elaine who stridently seeks to avenge the death of her Uncle Louie from the bloody hands of a cock-fighting white slaver, a murderous necrophiliac, and a "Kill Bill"-esque chain babe.

Get ready to revel in insane wirework, sickening camera moves, and the weirdest editing this side of MTV for one of the most perverse and overwrought viewing experiences ever.