 |  When I first heard about this supposed "return to old school horror" I was filled with two separate emotions - glee that the baton of horror was still being passed from runner to runner in an attempt to keep the spirit of the genre alive, and utter disbelief that whoever would name their film "Hatchet" in the post-"Saw" environs of the horror world could ever hope to pull anything off other than himself. Unfortunately, the latter came through in flying colors. If this is a return to old school horror, then we are totally f**ked. The opening scene has nothing to do with the rest of the film, and it only gets more frustrating from there. Sad. Don't believe the hype, this is American horror at its lamest. | | AGREE? | READER COMMENTS | AUTHOR | | Y | Amen to that, brother! This craptacular waste of time was nothing but a big brown wank-diddlyumtious bar that stank up my living room. P.U. | Choco |
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