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| "A Chinese Torture Chamber Story" has really emerged as a winner among the crowded pack of Honk Kong CAT 3 films of the early to mid 1990's. A reason for this is that it actually has a good story with some decent acting. The story could be described as basic, but to the standards of Hong Kong erotic films it is pretty deep, with many relationships among the principal characters serving merely as a added bonus to the viewer because that is not why they watched the film.
The people who bothered to track this down were looking for violence, torture, sex, nudity, and wackiness, or all of the above--and "A Chinese Torture Chamber Story" delivers in every category. But I believe it was the wackiness that propelled it to cult status. This film is littered with bizarre scenes and comical dialogue that will make your head hurt, but in a good way. One of my favorite examples is when the man with the longest shlong in town is pissing on a frog stating that, "I'll piss on you until your four legs face the heavens".
Many people may be turned off by the title, but I didn't think the torture was as gruesome as one might expect. In fact some of the devices were pretty creative (especially the sexual ones). Of course no review of this film would be complete without the mention of the scene between Elvis Tsui and Julie Lee, which is honestly too mind-bending to describe, but does feature the twirl wheel and wonder screw. This scene is priceless sleaze and well worth the price of admission alone. This scene also reminded me of the classic dickhead moment from "Eternal Evil Of Asia", making me think that Elvis Tsui, Julie Lee, and Wong Jing had something to do with every sleazy erotic scene in CAT 3 history--only Anthony Wong is needed to complete the equation.
This is a great CAT 3 film that succeeds in every category and should not be missed by anyone interested in these types of films. Finally, the whole cast looks great, especially Yvonne Yung Hung, who gets raped by an invisible man! 'Nuff said.
Buy it! Watch it! Recommend it! |
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 |  |  |  |  Despite the sort of grim title I found this to be an amusing and light hearted film with attractive performers and a decent plot line - I'd recommend it! | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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| Warning! Overall this movie may be bad for your Kung Fu! :)
Funny and fun to watch Cat. III caper. This is a "Cat. III" film--it is not a martial arts morality play. Seems a bit strange to complain about the explicit and gross nature of this film in reveiw. You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, and what you see is what you get. The title after all is "Chinese Torture Chamber Story", not "Wong Fei Hung Goes To Tremont". .
I liked this movie and found the film quite interesting--shows the brutal practices of the Imperial court and some "fictionalized" sexual practices of the well to do in old China.
Masters and Johnson could not imagine many of the methods shown in this DVD.
E.G. There is a hyper energetic sexual high wire kung fu sequence shot high up in a bamboo grove-- like Ang Lee's famous Crouching Tiger scean- but without clothes.
This is a type of quality production that we seldom see out of Hong Kong these days. It has sex, moon eyed romance, torture, skulldruggery, and comedy all in one tight little package. If you are interested in watching an adult CAT III production, this is a good place to start.
Some quotes so you can see what you are getting into if you want watch this film. Sad; they don't seem to write great scripts like this anymore.
Quotes:
"He died of a penis explosion!"
"Very happy to be screwed by you!"
"I want a giant pair!"
"Damn! his dork is long as a donkeys!"
Recommended reading: "Sexual Life in Ancient China" by R.H. Van Gulic.
Warning! Overall this movie may be bad for your Kung Fu! :) |
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 |  |  |  |  A story about Little Cabbage a girl that is given to a wealthy man in exchange to help her parents business make more moon. She ends up finding out about an affair that she shouldn't have and becomes framed for murder along with her master to cover up another murder. Very good story line and decent nudity. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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 |  |  |  |  Buy this one! Great story and good acting. The Chinese certainly did have some kinky and decadent methods of torture. Man, that wooden horse thing must hurt a lot. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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| Please before anyone thinks that my rating was overly generous; remember this is my review not the Academy’s. This has to be one of the funniest, historically “Shaolin Sexy” pieces of video delight. I have searched for years to either rent or purchase this movie. Reason, well “It’s funny” (say it with a high-pitched whiny voice). I was just done partying with my friends on a Saturday night and strolled in the condo about 3:30 AM as I plopped my lightly Soju’d plastered body in front of the TV. I was doing the “What am I think’n? There is nothing on this time of the day, but those lame infommercials." As the digits on the TV tuner started to reach the higher end on the cable box a ray of light shone through my ceiling and angels started to sing “ahhhhhhhhhhhh” (same experience 15 years earlier with Clockwork Orange). As my eyes and my other senses that weren’t still dulled by the engine noises humming in my head from the Soju, ok so maybe I was more than lightly plastered. My recommendation is get a designated driver find the nearest Korean restaurant or Asian grocery store, pick up a bottle of Soju. For my tribe of white friends (just ask anyone in the store they will know where it is) (Oh yeah and make sure it is $8.00 or more a bottle if you see the $2.99-6.99 a bottle stuff keep searching or you will regret ever listening to me. Please trust me even if you’re in the US if you drink the cheap stuff you will wake up the next morning in the middle of a rice patty field knee deep in mud. At least that is how my first Soju experience went). OK I know, back to the movie. So first before getting the Soju you should get this movie, put it in the DVD player make sure your subtitles are set up and any other features you may want. Go out get the Soju, find a save place to enjoy it preferably with good friends and good Korean food. Keep your eye on the designated drive because if they get there hands on the Soju you will be in deep trouble. You will know if they drank any because they will probably ask you to step into there Mach V Space Transported when your leaving the restaurant.
Oh, yeah remember you already set the DVD, push play and enjoy. |
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 |  |  |  | | This "film" is like kryptonite to me. Why I ever decided to watch it in the first place will remain a mystery. This is one of the strangest and most perverst movies I've seen. The scene with the invisible rapist was enough to make me want to puke. Do yourself a favor and never see this film. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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 |  |  |  | | If you like eroticism, with a little torture, spiced up with a little comedy, this is a perfect show for you. Yvonne Hong, with her beautiful figure, and a fantastic storyline made this Cat 3 movie an all time hit in Asia, and she hit stardom. The storyline is simple: Yvonne is accused of committing adultry and goes through different stages of suffering, but with the help of a hero (Elvis Tsui), she was acquitted. Good plot and a perfect figure makes this a timeless collection. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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