| The Hammer/Shaw Brothers co-production that went into the direction that made sense, blending gothic horror with Asian horror sensibilities and a bit of trademark martial arts. The end result is an immensely enjoyable, goofy little time where director Roy Ward Baker manages to strike the pitch perfect, cheesy tone throughout. Monk Kah (Chan Shen) seeks up Dracula (John Forbes-Robertson) in Transylvania as he wants help to resurrect the Seven Golden Vampires again. Dracula agrees but turns the tables by adopting the shape of Kah and instead carries out the plan for his own benefit. In Chungking, Professor Van Helsing (Peter Cushing) is lecturing on the legend of a cursed Chinese village that is terrorized by what is now six golden vampires, getting little else but scoffs from his listening audience. But one member of the audience, Hsi Ching (David Chiang) knows Van Helsing speaks of the truth and two join with his seven brothers (and one sister played by Shuh Szu while one of the brothers is Lau Kar-Wing), the son of Van Helsing (Robin Stewart) and Vanessa Buren (Julie Ege) on an expedition to eradicate the curse once and for all...
Peter Cushing anchors a seriousness when speaking of the then unseen "horrors" of the film, superbly selling whatever silly dialogue he is forced to utter but even if the intention of the film was something more crap your pants scary, The Legend Of The 7 Golden Vampires has now turned into something more wonderfully valid. A fast paced piece of exploitation where the plot of seven brothers (and one sister) play well into the genre staples of martial arts as they all carry different weapons. Squaring off against the quite badly done sights of rotting vampires fighting and skipping casually about, it's not a "problem" that the make-up is painfully obvious but the way the hordes walk about is so delightfully charming. There's no hopping here, which could've made for dread, and furthermore there's crudely inserted romance that plays little in the film's favour. Yet it's all so cuddly and loveable (even the bats on strings), with rather wonderful interaction between Cushing and Shaw star David Chiang (who handles his English pronunciation well). Featuring a fair contribution from fight choreographers from Lau Kar-Leung and Tong Gaai and multiple looks at vampire breakdown-effects, the latter is certainly effects work the filmmakers didn't want to NOT showcase. Released as The Seven Brothers Meet Dracula in America and at 75 minutes in length, that edit is sped up into incoherency instead and favours horror/exploitation elements to the point of boredom. Gathering them in an extended opening reel doesn't set the tone. Hong Kong release title was Dracula And The 7 Golden Vampires and the Warner Brothers dvd release under the original title is fully uncut. |