BEST I-POD COMMERCIAL EVER! WOW! You mean I can assimilate through the "ID"-pod and acquire euphony to hinder my thoughts from functioning properly? OOOOOH BABY, BABY! BA-BA-BA-BABY! UUUH! [sexual moan]

URRGGGH! This film was horrible. Why this film is extremely bad is mainly because of the "ID"-pod shtick. Now, maybe you could argue that product placement in a movie is now commonplace and one shouldn't make a gargantuan deal about it. I can understand that notion, but the last thing I need to see in a f@#$in' movie is a goddamn commercial! Films are utilized as an escape from reality, not a means for us to assimilate productivity. This film blatantly pimped this product constantly, and at certain points in the film they have pimped this product out like a commercial on television. Clairvoyance suggests this will be commonplace in films soon enough and consumerism will run rampant. And one wonders why I'm a Nihilist?

As for the film itself, simply put, it sucks. The action is clumsy, the story is completely obsolete and stupid, the acting is horrible, the characters are unlikable and insidious, and the list goes on.

How Blade can go from an epic vampire action film like the first two films and then suddenly convert towards devastation is beyond me. Trust me, this film is lower than caca and I recommend you avoid this like AIDS!

Well,...so much for high expectations!

The ultimate truth of the matter is that Blade: Trinity is a film that...well...SUCKS!!!

Yeah, nice fight choreography to get you through the film thanks to Chuck Jeffreys; Yeah, nice special effects, etc.-yadda yadda yadda! Despite all this superficial good news, the film is too damn cluttered and condensed with all the wrong elements! Wesley Snipes and Kris Kristofferson perform their pivotal roles with just as much exceptional class as they did in the first two movies. But this didn't stop David Goyer from overshadowing the two most important characters in the movie with all the immense cheese, pop-culture and immaturity induced by a highly miscast group of young actors and actresses, including Jessica Biel, Ryan Reynolds, Parker Posey, Triple H and Dominic Purcell.

It is just infallible how, beyond this point, the film takes so many wrong turns and keeps going; What the hell was Goyer thinking?!? There are so many variables I could add to discuss why this movie is so bad; Honestly, it's just upsetting to think about. It's even more upsetting having seen the "Making Of" where all those featured (including Wesley) seemed so damn proud of this trilogy-damaging film.

I recommend this piece of crap ONLY to the devout Blade fan. Just don't be surprised if you find yourself spending most of the movie telling Ryan Reynolds to shut the fuck up!...And that alone is worth a review of its own!!!~~~

OTHER RECOMMENDATIONS: Passenger 57, Rising Sun, The Art Of War, Money Train, Blade, Blade 2, D.O.A.: Dead Or Alive, The Twins' Effect and Invincible.