 Godfrey Ho, eat your heart out. A puzzling combination of two separate films badly dubbed into a confusing mash-up of girls with guns meets hopping vampire vs a white ninja. One story is of two women in a secluded house trying to write the script to the Last Emperor while they are being menaced by a hopping vampire with the addition of Freddy Krueger claws; at the same time a spunky female private eye is investigating a gang of cut-throat 'film producers' who employ an army of gun-toting murderous thugs instead of lawyers and agents to get their way in the film world. It all ends with a guy in a low rent Robocop outfit gunning the ghosts down. Without a doubt a bizarre disaster of a film, but the god-awful dubbing and insane plot makes this movie fun to watch, especially with friends and beer. |