| Enigmatic producer Tomas Tang delivers yet another rousing and puissant tale of courage, love, personal conflict and loyalty in this spellbinding epic that once seen, will remain with you forever. I'm talking a complete load of crap of course... In fact this is a typical Tang hack job featuring some hilariously inept acting performances, a ridiculously muddled plot and some decidedly dreadful martial arts sequences that even a bunch of Power Rangers-emulating, primary school children could probably top! But, as if by some miraculous, divine intervention, far from sinking this cinematic wreck, all these negative traits actually serve bizarrely to work FOR the film! Yes, this is so hopelessly rendered that it in fact plays out like a comedy of errors and will have you rolling around on the floor with laughter guaranteed. Best bit of all? Check out the particularly risible attempt at a heartfelt ending in this (yes, I'm not kidding either), complete with a poorly implemented, instrumental arrangement of the Whitney Houston classic, "The Greatest Love Of All" (!) Cry you will indeed... tears of laughter that is! Ah, if only all films were so ridiculously fun. Also known as Ninja And The Warriors Of Fire. |
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