 So, once I was having a crazy fever dream that there was this Filipino wannabe James Bond movie where the character’s name is Weng Weng and he’s like, 2 and a half feet tall. He wears a white Saturday Night Fever suit, big-ass sunglasses and gets all the ladies at the snap of his fingers. He’s a disco dancing kung-fu master that mostly hits bad guys in the nuts. Oh, he also goes by “Agent Double O” and flies around in a mini jet pack.
Then I woke up. Man, I wish a film like that existed! |