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    by Cinema!




If you are looking for HK type action with Jet being most of the action, you will be disappointed. Jet's method of going floor to floor is a nice scene, but the film needed more. More Jet, less everybody else, especially DMX. "Put me down?", or something similar. Yes Jet and DMX have a little "get to know each other" chat and they even talk about their kids. How nice.

Jet plays a Taiwan agent sent to the US to retrieve some stones that look like black diamonds, except they are in reality miniature weapons of mass devastation. In order to get them back, the original thieves kidnap the leader's daughter Vanessa. Some stuff happens and there is a four wheeler whatever vehicle chase up and down stairs and across building roofs.

It's inconceivable that the thieves would have something so completely priceless they didn't bother to think about guarding them! However we do need a reason for the big fight. Sigh, unfortunately the big fight is short and poorly edited. It's an okay rental to watch while doing something else but not much more.

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YThe entire conception of the film is deeply flawed, and the combination of Jet Li with DMX is more than awkward - but when Jet Li gets to show his stuff I have to smile. Mark Dacascos is completely misused: He could have added much to the final fight .Jeffrey Frawley
YMan (or woman or whatever you are), this film dosen't deserve 2 1/2. It's flat out zero. But I'll give you a yes. :) slave 2 (the ressurection)
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    by Jeffrey Frawley


I like Jet Li: always.

I like Mark Dacascos: usually.

I like DMX: rarely.

I like Anthony Anderson: occasionally, now, but not in this heap of garbage.

I like Tom Arnold: never, ever, under any circumstances.

Once again, Joel Silver has taken Jet Li's Beijing-style wushu and forced it down the throats of the American public, interspersed with third-rate hip-hop and tenth-rate writing. Jet Li is marvelous to watch, even in trash: this is trash.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YI think my review has more effect because of the AIDS comment but yes this garbage but should of been a zero rating.slave 2 (the ressurection)
YThe most amusing dialogue was after the credits with Tom Arnold and the guy who had to play foxy with the rent a cop.Cinema!
YLOL, nice. But you seriously deny Tom Arnold in "True Lies"? Man, he bugs the crap outta me too, but I just can't deny him that one shining moment.Choco
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    by Sgt. T




Once again Joel Silver's mind melds hip-hop and martial arts with another mindless action/adventure. And guess what: the film as a whole was entertaining. For all lovers of Jet Li's HK-produced films, this is not for you.

Jet Li stars as a Taiwanese agent charged with recovering some stolen black diamonds that are actually tiny plutonium-charged weapons of mass destruction. They were illegally brought to the U.S. by Mark Dacascos's go between, but were soon stolen in a diamond robbery by DMX and his gang of specialists. What ensues is a double cross, kidnapping, and mayhem as all principal players chase after the black diamonds.

like "Romeo Must Die", the great supporting cast makes the movie. Tom Arnold and Anthony Anderson provide the comic relief. Gabrielle "Bring It On" Union and Kelly Hu supply the looks, and a good cat fight. Jet Li goes up against a midget emcee and some Ultimate Fighters such as T. Ortiz, R. Coulture, and C. Liddell in a great cage match. DMX has a great car chase scene, and of course Jet and Mark Dacascos square off in the grand finale.

Like all movies, there are things that do not work. My main complaint is that Jet Li and Mark Dacascos are limited by the script when it comes to showing off their fighting skills. However, this is a Joel Silver action movie and not an HK production showcasing martial arts. If you view this movie without expectations of martial arts action around every corner you may like it.

Recommended for Joel Silver action fans, Jet Li completists only, and hip-hop/blaxploitation fans!

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
NYou have to be kidding me. The final fight wasn't straight. I don't need to see 3 fights going on at once. It's dumb and why I hate most Hollywood action films. All actors are horrible, the story is lame... this movie is just plain god awful.slave 2 (the ressurection)
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    by slave 2 (the ressurection)




For the record, this film is not a zero star rating but a -18 star rating. It would have been a -32 if not for Kelly Hu and her butt and boobs. (I think she has boobs. Uh, don't remember.)

Horrible, vile, wretched spawn of Satan. This film is equally as bad as "Romeo Must Die". These dumbasses continue to misuse Jet Li's talents as a martial artist and hang his little ass on a wire. God. At least it isn't quite as bad as "Romeo Must Die". I mean come on! Wire fu football? Are you retarded? Ugh!

The story sucks. It's about Jet Li finding some black crystals.

The action is consummately abysmal. To think, I was all giddy to see a final fight scene with Mark Dacascos and Jet Li and it's ruined because the stupid director felt it was more logical to have all the characters involved to share the final showdown. Damn it, I want a straight fight without interruptions, but noooooo! we must see that overrated and untalented DMX swing a big-ass wooden nunchuck at some bald guy and Kelly Hu fight some chick with a big ass (though it was nice).

This film is like AIDS. You'll die slowly and painfully through every waking moment of your existence until it completely kills you. But watching this film is far worse, so thus I'd rather have AIDS. Recommended to those who like the smell of their own butt.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YIf you could give minus stars, I would!JAY LEE
NCome on recruit, the total film complete with some good comic moments, kelly Hu and gabrielle Union rated more than a zero!Sgt. T
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    by MS54473


Good one.
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    by 100pr00f
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    by TheDenizen


More of DMX and Jet Li together is a bad idea. Not even the super hot Kelly Hu can save this mess. Avoid it.
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    by RD11706
    www.hyphenmovies.com




Jet Li and DMX team up to fight Kelly Hu and Mark Dacascos. The results are sad.

DMX’s performance is better here than in "Exit Wounds". Most of the other performances were just okay. Jet Li looked as though he was sleep walking throughout this entire film. Famous cinematographer, Andrzej Bartkowiak, directs this film well, but it’s all style and little substance. The script is pretty bad and the dialogue gives little for the actors to play with. The action scenes were pretty short and not all that exciting. The finale was okay, but still pretty disappointing. I found some of the non-martial arts scenes to be far more entertaining than the fighting.

Only for really hardcore Jet Li or Mark Dacascos fans. Neither one of them will fight as well as you'd expect. I'm more likely to suggest this for someone looking for a brainless and funny action movie rather than a martial arts fan.

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    by The 8th Sword
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While it is nice to watch Jet Li, Mark Dacascos and Kelly Hu work together and participate in such great action choregraphy and stunt coordination, so much effort is wasted on this Hip Hop/Kung Fu Hollywood spectacle, filled with so much bland acting from Jet Li, worse acting by these so-called rapper/actor types DMX and Drag-On, and a storyline filled with so many hole, you'd think the writer had termites!

With all this said, if you choose to buy this movie, take it for what it is: 2 hours of watching Jet Li do what he does best. The rest is bananas!

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    by John Firth
    www.myspace.com/johnafirth


This is probably the best of Jet Li's American films to date (yet to see "Unleashed" though). Sadly Mark Dacascos isn't given enough to do, and his end fight with Jet Li is too short and has to share too much screen time with DMX's fight scene. DMX is a hell of a lot better here than he was in "Romeo Must Die", but could definitely do with a few more acting screen fighting lessons.

Nice seeing Chuck Liddell, Tito Ortiz and Randy Couture as cage fighters. According to the featurette, Hector Echavarria was one of them too. Didn't spot him, or I may have turned the film off. "Extreme Force" is one of the worst films I own.

Whilst this may be a good US Jet Li film, it doesn't hold up much to comparisons with "Martial Arts of Shaolin" or "Fist of Legend". Mind you, what does?

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