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A Chinese Torture Chamber Story
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The rent is late on Little Cabbage’s family home! When the landlord drops by to demand payment, he is instantly smitten by her youthful beauty and tiny feet. He takes Little Cabbage as a servant in exchange for the rent, and hopes to one day make her his concubine.
The young scholar must work very hard to please his sexually insatiable wife, and devises many innovative devices to satisfy her. This obviously makes for interesting viewing, and spying on the couple’s exotic sexcapades soon becomes a pastime at Little Cabbage’s new home. It isn’t long before these voyeuristic viewings incite the advances of the young master’s relentless lesbian sister! Eventually, Little Cabbage is caught peeping on an adulterous affair while her master is away, and is sent off to marry a villager with a horrifyingly large cock (hung to the ankles, people!) as punishment for her spying.
Things get worse for Little Cabbage when her new husband dies after being given an aphrodisiac so strong that it causes his gigantic penis to explode! She is dragged before the court and subjected to a wide array of torture in order to extract a false murder confession.
Chinese Torture Chamber is a bizarre fantasy incorporating absurd torture, sex, comedy, bare-bottom spankings, and several gallons of ejaculate! It features an invisible rapist, a parody of the movie Ghost involving a giant schlong, and the classic nude wirework scene (and YouTube favorite) of a lusty couple who enjoy a long session of airborne sexual kung-fu in the forest, bustin’ moves like the "invincible tongue", "oral attack", and the "wonder screw"! |
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ALTERNATE SYNOPSIS:
Poor Little Cabbage's parents have just died, and now the rent is due on her family's home! When the landlord drops by to demand payment, he is instantly smitten by her youthful beauty and tiny feet. He takes Little Cabbage as a servant for his wife in exchange for the rent, and hopes to one day make her his concubine.
At her new home, Little Cabbage has to deal with her master's jealous and sexually insatiable wife, as well as his relentless lesbian sister! While the young master is away, Little Cabbage is caught peeping on his wife and her lover. Master's wife sends Little Cabbage off to marry a villager with a horrifyingly gigantic penis as punishment for her spying, hoping that she will die from having sex with him.
Things get worse for Little Cabbage when her new husband dies after being given an aphrodisiac so strong that it causes his penis to explode! Little Cabbage is dragged before the court and subjected to a wide array of torture in order to extract a false confession.
Chinese Torture Chambers a bizarre fantasy mixed with hilarious comedy, titilating sex, absurd torture, and several gallons of ejaculate! It features the classic wirework scene (and YouTube favorite) of a man and his horny wife who engage in a long bout of flying sex in the forest, bustin' moves like the "invincible tongue"and "wonder screw". |
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ALTERNATE SYNOPSIS:
A man is discovered dead after he was given an aphrodisiac so strong that it causes his penis to explode! His wife Little Cabbage and her lover are dragged before a judge, both protesting their innocence, and charged with adultery and conspiring to kill. In court, they must tell their story of how they became lovers. Little do they know that the real killers are the judge's son and his lover. In order to keep his son free, the judge tries to frame Little Cabbage into a false confession.
Chinese Torture Chamber is a bizarre fantasy mixed with hilarious comedy, sex, and absurd torture. It features the classic sequence where the scholar goes on a journey through the forest, only to run into a man and his extremely horny wife who engage in a long bout of flying sex, complete with appropriately named martial arts moves such as ‘invincible tongue’ and ‘wonder screw’. This scene is packed with wirework, slow motion shots, several gallons of ejaculate, and of course Elvis Tsui, who has the market pretty much covered in this kind of role.
Also starring Yvonne Yung and directed by Bosco Lam. Chinese Torture was produced by Wong Jing the mastermind behind Ebola Syndrome and The Untold Story. This film covers everything from Chinese martial arts movies to even a parody of the American film Ghost! |
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| A servant (Hung) and her master (Ng) are framed by Ng's wife (who is jealous of the attention he is giving Hung) for the murder of Hung's husband and must go to court to prove their innocence through enduring a series of tortures.
Despite its' title, A Chinese Torture Chamber Story's emphasis is not on torture (though there are several gruesome sequences, inculding the severing of a penis and the old "bamboo under the fingernails" bit), but rather on sex. Like its' spiritual forefather (also known as "the movie Wong Jing swiped the idea from") Sex and Zen, most of this movie's running time is dominated by people in period costumes boffing each other -- and like Sex and Zen, it gets old real quick, especially in this case, since none of the actors are terribly attractive. In fact, a few of them are downright ugly. Wong Jing is normally dead-on in picking the starlets for his movies (Chingmy Yau anyone?), but he must have lost a lot at the horse track before making this movie, because honestly, these are some of the most plain-looking people I've ever seen in this type of movie.
When A Chinese Torture Chamber Story isn't boring, it's often disgusting. For instance, there are several "gags" involving male ejaculate -- one subsituting blood for semen -- that are just plain gross. There's a line between shocking an audience and just alienating them, and Bosco Lam crosses it here. That's a bit suprising, since both Lam and Wong have been involved in some of the true Cat III classics, films that pushed the boundaries of good taste without becoming overly nauseating. In the movie's defense, there is one pretty good scene (that often gets brought up in the newsgroups) involving Elvis Tsui and his wife doing some weird wire-fu sex. I wouldn't go so far as to call it "sexy" or "erotic," but at least it's interesting without being sleazy, something which the rest of the movie really fails to do.
If you want to see a shocking movie, try Lam's The Untold Story. If you want to see a sexy movie, try something like Clarence Fok/Wong Jing's Naked Killer. A Chinese Torture Chamber Story tries to be both and fails, going too far in some areas and stopping too short in others. Unless you're really desperate to see some naked Asian people, you're best off avoiding this. |
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