How are you? My name is Numskull. I like to watch Hong Kong movies. I have seen seven of your movies. It would be eight instead of seven but the Ritek DVD of City Cop II was defective. The Untold Story is my favorite. Walk In is also very good. I have also seen the two Tsui Hark movies where you were the cinematographer: Time & Tide and Legend of Zu. I did not think they were very good. In fact I think Legend of Zu is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I wish you would stop pimping (I learned that word in school) yourself to Tsui Hark and make more of your own movies because even though they are not as well known as his I think they are much better. I mean what was he thinking when he made The Master. I think the guys in the Latino street gang were sissies. I bet my dad could beat them all up, just like he beat up the umpire who said I struck out during my little league game. Anyway I will talk about Walk In. I thought it was funny. When the girl jumped off the roof to be reborn in the beginning it reminded me of the anime series called Serial Experiments: Lain. Do you watch anime? I think a lot of it is stupid. But Serial Experiments: Lain is very good. Well anyway, I like how Chicken always stutters. He is a getaway driver in the movie, but can he drive good in real life? My mom is a great driver because she has an SUV so she can be more important than the little people. When Chicken's friend messed up the robbery and decided to shoot him, I did not think that was very nice. My mom saw the blood and said it was too violent so she made me go outside. I got bored but then I remembered you showed fire at the beginning of the movie so I set Duke on fire. Duke is our dog. He always barks at the mailman, especially when he is exercising and doing push ups with mom while dad is at work. I think that is funny. Anyway my parents started screaming to put the fire out. I remembered you also showed someone holding a baby going pee during the fire part so I peed on Duke. It did not help very much. Mom was still screaming and she told me to go back inside. Sometimes I do not know how to make her happy. I started watching Walk In again. It was sad how Tommy the police officer got hurt so he could not move his legs and his friend Laura had to tell him. Teacher says boys get cooties if they touch girls but Tommy did not seem to mind. That was strange how the girl with the cigar told Tommy that he could control Chicken's body because Chicken was in a coma and then he did it and it worked. I think life would be more fun if I was a dog because then I could make poo without wiping my doody and also I would not have to go to school. Duke was not on fire anymore so I held his head still and took a frying pan and hit him and hit him and hit him. Mom screamed again and said what are you doing. I explained to her that Duke had to be in a coma so I could do a walk in and take over his body, but she did not understand. Moms are like that sometimes. Then I went back to the movie. It was funny how Chicken was in trouble with everybody and Tommy had to fix it and pretend to be Chicken the whole time. Then he met Mr. Ho. I think Mr. Ho is a bad man. But he helped Chicken get even with Bill at the end when all those guys got shot. I liked that part of the movie. Dad says the democrats want to take our guns away and that we should have guns to prove that we are proud to be Americans. I wanted to show my patriotism (I learned that word in school, too) so I got one of dad's guns from where he hides it and I pointed it at Duke and it went boom boom boom. Mom started screaming some more and gave me a headache. I watched the end of the movie and I thought it was strange. I was a little confused. I guess it is not a perfect movie. But it is still good and I am happy you made it.

For Christmas I want a bike and a puppy. The last puppy I had is broken. Thank you very much.

Your friend, Numskull