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Even if you know the star by his real name, Ho Chung-dao, he is better known throughout the world as Bruce Li, the best of the Bruce Lee imitators. After the tragic death of Bruce Lee prior to the completion of his final film, The Game Of Death, many filmmakers rushed in to do their version of the story, but this is one of the better attempts. Wearing the trademark yellow jumpsuit with the black stripe, Bruce Li takes on every manner of martial artist to save his lady love. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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| I hate to admit this, but "New Game of Death" is probably the closest we'll ever see to Bruce Lee's original idea to "Game of Death", as far as the story is involved (see above plot). I liked the fact that they actually used a real Pagoda - there is even a fight on the outer 7th floor if you don't believe me. The fight choreography is classic Bruce Li shit - in other words...get ready to fall asleep. Everyone once in awhile, there is a dramatic pause during a fight scene, which is actually pretty damn cool in a "John Woo" sort of way. Let's not forget about the theme song "King of Kung Fu" (a very Blaxploitation-like sounding tune that has the lead singer saying over and over "He's the Kung of Kung-Fu". All in all, this a nice little colorful Bruce Li film worth watching, at least once - if you can sit through it.
Come on, it's a Bruce Li film - where even the "good" is "bad". Instead of bitching about how awful this film is, I'll describe some of the villains that await Bruce Li in "The Seven Star Tower":
First Floor: Bruce Li takes on two VERY low-budget karate dudes who were pulled off the streets to appear in this film.
Second Floor: Bruce Li takes on a Samurai. Guess who wins?
Third Floor: Bruce Lee, oops, I mean Bruce Li takes on another karate dude/pole fighter. This is where I started to to get bored.
Fourth Floor: My favorite! This floor is actually pretty scary, first all you hear is really heavy breathing (beast-like), then they show the bad guy who happens to be a hairy, white-trash lookin' guy who looks as if he just got kicked off his own trailer park! His ass, of course, gets beat...
Fifth Floor: Straight from the "Street Fighter" video game comes Dhalsim! Well...almost. Actually it's some Indian guy who get's his nunchucks stolen by Li.
Sixth Floor: This is the one that will make you laugh! Remember that rumor where Bruce Lee hired Muhammad Ali to appear in "Game of Death"? Well, there ya go! Of course, it isn't really Muhammad Ali. Instead, it's some guy who looks like Levar Burton who doesn't wear socks - goddamn his feet must stink!
Seventh Floor: I'm not gonna give this one away. Go rent the damn video or better yet...borrow it from a friend like I did. |
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