But me, I LOVED THIS MOVIE! Nothing beats two obviously factitious kung fu gorillas (who later get stabbed in the head and blood gushes out like a "Lone Wolf and Cub" movie), two wizards who try to kill Carter Wong with their long tongues, TWO HOT LADIES URRGH!, and a bad-ass hobo who has a giant eye-ball that beats up everyone in the film utilizing hidden blades and all that.

In the end, highly recommended to weirdoes and immature goobers (like me). Not recommended to serious film lovers.