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This film has everything one could hate in a kung fu movie: a teacher that speaks with a chipmunk voice, cartoon sound effects when people get hit, poor film quality, and the list goes on. However, the action and acrobatics of the lead actor are actually pretty decent and the story isn't bad, although nothing we haven't seen before. Don't look for Jackie Chan in this one either. I guess another big plus is that this is a relatively short movie. I don't recommend this one unless you have nothing else to watch. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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Beyond some minor quality issues, this is a good movie and worth seeing. There are some good fights, and enough silly comedy sound effects to keep you entertained. Also, there's a bit of t&a in this movie too! | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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The 36 crazy fist aren't really that crazy, because they are very boring. A better name for this film would probably be"The Little Shaolin Weenie". This film is like the "ugly duckling learns kung fu, and beats up everyone", and another thing Jackie doesn't even star in it. Jackie was the martial arts director for this film, but was a big disappointment. This film kept repeating itself too, it was you like this"You killed him so now I'll kill you" (Then he dies and another guy shows up) "You killed him now I'll kill you"(Then he dies and those two guys master shows up) "You killed my best students, and you insulted me, now you will die!" (So then we see a boring drawn out kung fu scene with a beggar and two Shaolin guys watching,and then the master dies the end). Although I don't like this film it did have some comedic elements. I listed some down below is how the "Weenie" learned Kung Fu during the film.
- The second Shaolin guy beats up the little "Weenie"
- Beggar beats up "Weenie"
- "Weenie" learns a bit of Kung Fu and fights second Shaolin guy, and learns a bit more Kung Fu
- "Weenie" goes to learn more Kung Fu from Beggar, but Beggar's student beats "Weenie" up
- "Weenie" learns more Kung Fu, and fights gang and beats them up
- Gets challenged by gangs leader, and goes back to Shaolin and learns more Kung Fu
- "Weenie" kills gangs leader, and gets challenged by gang leaders brother (they have to fight with weapons)
- "Weenie" learns a little about fighting with weapons,and then fights brother of gang leader
- Shaolin monks help "Weenie" cheat and so "Weenie" kills bother of gang leader
- Master of the two brothers challenges "Weenie" so "Weenie" learns the (get this) "The 36 Crazy Styles"
- The beggar's student and "Weenie" use the 36 crazy styles to kill the master the end
This film has also been called Jackie Chan's Bloodpact, but don't be fooled by the pretty cover. This isn't a Chan film. |
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