| Nunsploitation movies can be found wherever there are nuns. Countries with a strong Catholic presence -- Italy, Spain, Latin America -- tend to be prolific contributors to the genre.
However, when it comes to perverse, exploitative wackiness, no country is second to Japan. Wet Rope Confession exemplifies this idea.
It's not as artistic or beautiful as Norifumi Suzuki's School of the Holy Beast, but it ranks high when it comes to perversity and sleaze.
When Mikki (Yuki Nohira) is brutally raped on her wedding night, her husband rejects her. He allows the rape, the burglary and the theft to go unreported because he's worried about how it will make him look. Never mind how he's going to explain to his friends, family and coworkers why he's single the day after his wedding....
Distraught and alone, Miki wanders to the highest precipice she can find and hurls herself to the rocks below... only to be rescued by a priest.
The priest offers her what her husband would not: forgiveness. Actually, forgiveness of sins has been one of the strongest tenets of Catholicism. This core belief is perhaps the most influential aspect of Catholicism in attracting converts.
The Church offers Mikki a chance for redemption and the opportunity to begin again -- a new life as servant of God. She enters the convent immediately.
She is introduced to the nun in charge who is filling in for the bed ridden Mother Superior. Nunsploitation fans will recognize this as a sure sign something is amiss....
Like in other films of the genre, (Walerian Borowczyk's Behind Convent Walls for example) when the Mother Superior is away, the nuns will play!
Yes, my friends, in the true nunsploitation fashion, all is not what it seems....
Mikki quickly discovers that the nuns are far from pious. The entire nunnery seems to be founded on lust. Nuns can't go five minutes without either masturbating with any long, rigid object within arm's reach or carpet diving with their neighbor.
When they're bad, they get whipped by the freak. Yes, what nunnery is complete without a freak to clean the toilets and whip the novices?
Mikki finds solace in the chapel. It's not like anyone in this convent prays, so it's a good place to be alone. There, she meets a wounded mobster who has taken refuge in the convent.
Mikki's medical training kicks in and she bandages his wound. She takes to sneaking off in the middle of the night to bring her patient food and change his bandage. Nobody notices because everybody in this convent is sneaking off in the middle of the night, although it's usually with a partner.
Mikki is followed by another nun, Sister Maria. I know what you're thinking. "How do you solve a problem like Maria?" The mobster knows! He rapes her! Maria is so gratified for being raped, she keeps his secret.
Yes, this is one of those bizarre movies where women enjoy being raped. It's like that old joke:
Two nuns are walking down an alley at night. Two guys jump out and start raping them. The first nun looks to heaven and says, "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they're doing." The second nun looks up and says, "This one does!"
The movie ends with the most bizarre finale I have ever seen, and considering all the nunsploitation movies I've watched, that's saying something.
Up until now, the priest seems to be a decent person. After all, he did save Mikki's life. Maybe he doesn't know what's going on in the convent?
Yeah, right. He's as whacked as everyone else..
He invites Mikki to play the part of the sheep in the St. Animal's Day Party. No that's not a bad translation because if you listen, they say it English.
Now, I challenge anyone to sit through this movie without even once saying "What the fuck???" The St. Animal's Day Party is just bizarre. Mikki, the lamb, is auctioned off to the highest bidder. For his high bid, the winner gets the honor of ... any guesses? ...raping her! Again....
For their participation, and sizable cash donation, the rest of the party gets to fuck the nuns -- all of them. A massive orgy ensues and the St. Animal's Day Party turns into a chorus of moans and grunts.
Mikki runs off with the mobster, proving one thing -- this girl sure knows how to pick 'em! First, the callous doctor who won't let her report a rape because it will make him look bad. And now the fugitive rapist mobster, because he's somehow better....
Wet and Rope has everything a nunsploitation fan could want -- beautiful women, a perverse priest, a nunnery full of lesbians and wickedly deviant finale...
I found the movie delightful to watch. Yuki Nohira is actually a capable actor with a stunning body and beautiful expressive eyes that instantly communicate terror, delight, shock or fear.
There is never a dull moment in this film. It doesn't go five minutes without someone being raped, whipped, or seduced.
Despite the bare bones DVD [I watched], this movie is thoroughly entertaining. If you are a fan of the genre, you will love Wet Rope Confession. Watch it with our recommendation! |