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 Wow. David Chiang heads up a small group of special agents in this "Charlie's Angels" take-off. A surprisingly sexy Yukari Oshima takes over a crime syndicate and it's up to Moon Lee, Elaine Lui, Alex Fong, and some un-named Japanese actor to take her down. An incredibly cute Moon Lee shines in her debut action role and kicks some serious ass. Her fight with Yukari Oshima at the end of the film is brutal and hard hitting. Lots of great girl-fu and girls 'n' guns action throughout, and gun-toting Elaine Lui is quite hot as the bumbling air-head angel who always gets into trouble. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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 |  |  |  | Duelist (see film details) Action/Adventure / Thriller
 Namsoon (feisty Ha Ji-Won) is a hot tempered, foul-mouthed, tomboy detective investigating a large scale counterfeit money operation in Korea. When a mysterious swordsman named "Sad Eyes" slays all of her prime suspects, tracking him down becomes her obsession. They clash swords several times, with each encounter being more fierce, more intense, and oddly more romantic. As sworn enemies, they can only express their blossoming forbidden love for each other through the deadly dance of armed combat, naked blades smashing together in violent sexual fury. As the counterfeit investigation gets more serious, their doomed love affair meets its inevitable climax.
Like so many Korean films, this one bounces across multiple genres. What starts out as a goofy action comedy turns into a weepy romantic tragedy about halfway through, which makes the film difficult to reconcile. The plot can be confusing and disjointed at times, and the actions and motivations of the characters are often hard to understand and identify with. Production wise, the film is absolutely stunning. The lighting and cinematography are gorgeous, and the film flows like a beautiful dance, albeit with some jarring and inappropriate editing here and there. As beautiful as the film is to watch, what really brings it to life is the superb performance by Ha Ji-Won. She's a cute and awkward bundle of repressed feminine fury just waiting to explode, and her emotional outbursts are captivating and quite moving. She also handles herself quite well in a fight, and the highly stylized and symbolic action sequences are mesmerizing. While style is definitely more important than execution in this film, the stuntwork is competent and still makes a good impression. Fans of Korean period action films should be pleased. |
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 |  |  |  | Mad Monkey Kung Fu (see film details) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure
 An amazing display of physical excellence! This film marked the acting debut of master Liu Chia Liang, and the results are astounding. Mr. Chan (Liu Chia Liang) is a famous Chinese opera performer, but when perennial villain Lo Lieh takes a fancy to his lovely sister (Wei Ying Hung), he frames Chan for the rape of his wife and takes the girl as compensation. He also cripples Chan's hands so that he can never practice kung fu again. So Chan takes to the streets as a simple entertainer and makes friends with a street rat nicknamed Monkey (Hsiao Hou). Chan and Monkey suffer horribly from the vicious village racketeers who end up killing Chan's pet monkey. Monkey goes to kill the nasty bad guys, but gets brutally beaten in the process, so Chan finally decides to teach him the art of monkey fist kung fu. A punishing training sequence commences, followed by an assault on Lo Lieh and his wicked minions. When Chan hears about his unfortunate sister, he eventually comes to the aid of the overwhelmed Monkey and together they defeat Lo Lieh.
First and foremost, Hsiao Hou delivers an incredible performance - possibly his finest ever. The fighting and stunts that he pulls off are simply unbelievable! Liu Chia Liang's deft direction and choreography take excellent advantage of all of the players, and the action scenes are pure genius - he is truly the undisputed master. Although he takes a back seat to Hou, Liang's performance is fabulous and seeing the two of them train is fascinating. A spectacular and delightful film, and a true kung fu classic. |
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 |  |  |  | The Chinese Boxer (see film details) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure
 An early Shaw Brothers classic. Several years before Bruce Lee, Jimmy Wang Yu defined the kung fu movie genre with his "One Armed Swordsman" (1967), and refined it even further with this ground breaking film. Generally sited as the first kung fu movie to focus on individual styles of hand to hand combat, the primary conflict is between a Chinese boxer (Wang Yu) and a group of villainous Japanese thugs. A man comes to town and stirs up trouble at the local boxing school. When he is defeated by the master, he swears that he'll come back with a group of karate experts from Japan. When he does, the Chinese fighters are no match for them, and everyone is killed except for Wang Yu who was injured and left for dead. Then begins the long road to vengeance as Wang introduces the audience to the cinematic construct of "the rigorous training ordeal". After training with weights and thrusting his hands into hot coals, he's ready to face the villains who have taken over the village and rule it with an iron fist. After taking on countless flunkies, he finally works his way up to duelling with Lo Lieh, the Japanese karate master. He barely wins the fight and stumbles off camera as the credits roll.
An excellently crafted film that seems shockingly violent for its age. Blood erupts from bodies, eyes are gouged, heads are cut off, and women are raped by cackling villains. The only place the film falls a little short is in some of the martial arts execution. He's great against a crowd, but when he's one on one, Wang Yu's limited martial arts skills look a bit sloppy and restrained. Fortunately he makes up for this shortcoming with his dramatic intensity, but he would be no match against the more graceful and stylistic fighters that followed in his footsteps. A fascinating slice of Hong Kong film history, and definitely worth checking out if you're a kung fu buff. |
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 |  |  |  | Hero [1997] (see film details) Martial Arts / Thriller
 This big budget kung fu gangster piece takes place in Shanghai circa 1920, and is the first film from Shaw Brothers Studios in over fifteen years! Shanghai is ruled by two crime bosses: benevolent Yuen Biao and maniacal Yuen Tak. The main character (whose name I embarrassingly don't know) and his brother (Yuen Wah) are poor refugees who have come to Shanghai to flee the Japanese and find a better life. Not surprisingly, they don't. As these films go, it gets really depressing and everyone dies in the end. Well, nearly everyone - the hero actually survives and leaves with the girl (the 90's have softened the genre quite a bit, eh?). Beautifully filmed with exciting and well staged action pieces, but somehow something seemed missing. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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 |  |  |  | Gun Crazy 3: Traitors Rhapsody (see film details) Girls With Guns / Action/Adventure
 Aki Fukase (Kasumi Nakane) is a police officer at the top of her class who gets promoted to detective. Her first case goes terribly awry when both of her partners, as well as an undercover agent, are killed in a terrorist bombing. Even though she is demoted and paired with an eccentric drunk officer, Aki continues to investigate the bombing case and runs into bad girl Reika (Mitsuho Ohtani), who has her own agenda for stopping the terrorists. Putting aside their obvious differences, cop and criminal team up to take the bad guys down before more innocents are killed.
A bit of a letdown from the first two "Gun Crazy" stories, but this one benefits from having TWO lovely models as the leads. While they're both capable actresses, their characters aren't nearly as tough and captivating as the previous "Gun Crazy" girls. Swimsuit model Kasumi Nakane does a good job of bouncing between weak and frail, and strong and confident, while Mitsuho Ohtani just broods intensely. They both handle their guns quite nicely and they're fun to watch. The production values seem a bit higher in this episode, with more actors, richer action sequences, and bigger explosions. The writing falls a bit flat and the story is predictable and clichéd, but enjoyable nonetheless. A good girls 'n' guns outing that stays in line with director Muroga's vision. |
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 |  |  |  | Erotic Ghost Story 3 (see film details) Erotica / Ghost
 The title says it all. This is a gorgeous and sensual fantasy period piece filled with sex, spirits, and swordplay. A man and a woman hide up in a haunted temple and find a crazy monk (Shing Fui On) who transports the man into the world of a seductive painting. There he falls in love with the seductively tragic Pauline Chan, who is one of three beautiful fairies. After the extended love making scenes between the fairies ends, things go to hell as the nasty queen fairy takes the man away for her own sinister plans. Eventually, after everyone else dies, the man and the fairy get to live happily ever after on Earth. The sets, lighting and cinematography are absolutely beautiful, and the love scenes are passionate and sensual without being too awkward and embarassing. And they're particularly striking and romantic when they're filmed in slow motion. The fighting is stylish and energetic and the whole film is a lot of fun even if you don't have a clue what's going on. Above average Category III fare that you wouldn't be TOO embarassed to show your friends. |
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 |  |  |  | Cool Dimension (see film details) Action/Adventure / Girls With Guns
 Shiori (Yoko Mitsuya), Mika (Mitsuho Ohtani), and Junko (Mika Shigeizumi) are three female assassins who wear matching leather biker outfits and colored contacts. They all work for some shifty guy in a demolished building who has some sort of physical or psychological sway over them. Shiori's latest assignment finds her working undercover as a news reporter in order to track down her quarry and obtain some vital information from him. Unfortunately, there's a traitor in the ranks and the whole mission goes to hell.
Apart from the fact that the girls are very cute, this direct to video atrocity is terrible in every regard. The version I saw had no English subtitles so I couldn't figure out the details of the story, but the execution is so awful that I don't think it would have made a difference. The nonsensical title of the film just further supports my suspicions. The cinematography and editing are terrible, and on par with a low budget high school project. The action scenes are incredibly weak, and even more offensive in that the girls are all doubled by glaringly obvious stuntmen in drag. What's the point in making a female action film if the women aren't even featured in the action scenes? There are a couple of decent hits and some nice posturing here and there, but nothing that can redeem this incoherent mess. The actresses themselves are actually swimsuit models, and their delivery tends to be stiff and emotionally flat. However, it's hard to blame them given the material that they're working with. The digital visual effects are also extremely lame, and for the most part are completely unnecessary. Digital rain? What's the point if nothing looks wet? The physical effects don't fare any better, and bullet hits don't leave any physical evidence of their presence, forcing the viewer to pretend that someone or something just got shot. By far the most ridiculous effect is that when the girls stop and strike a pose, a small blast of air from off camera is blown in their faces to reposition any stray hairs. Completely absurd. It's best to just admire the box art and leave this one on the shelf. |
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 |  |  |  | Dragon Lord [Joy Sales] (see film details) Action/Adventure / Comedy
 Considered Jackie Chan's transition film from traditional chop-socky to untraditional and unconventional chop-socky. Chan plays a young and arrogant kid who's always creating mischief. He somehow bumbles into a situation with some bad guys who are trying to export China's treasures, but ends up defeating them through spirit and perseverance (a common theme in Jackie's earlier works). Apart from a few kung fu scuffles, the film is full of bizarre displays of raw physical skill, including an extended game of footbag soccer and an exhausting no-holds-barred competition of capture the flag. The comedy is plodding and wears thin, but the action pieces are fascinating to watch. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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 |  |  |  | Naked Killer [Australia Special Edition] (see film details) Drama / Action/Adventure
 Stylish and sleazy. Simon Yam is a cop suffering from the trauma of accidentally shooting his partner. As a result, he gets physically ill whenever he tries to use his gun. He ends up falling for Chingmy Yau (who wouldn't?), a tough bitch with an attitude and a penchant for trouble (she also cures his impotence - lucky him). While trying to escape a crime scene, she is rescued by a master assassin who changes her identity and teaches her the art of killing. She finally faces off with another one of the master's students gone bad, played with delightful nastiness by Carrie Ng. Meanwhile, poor Simon Yam is still searching for Chingmy Yau, who he is convinced is still alive. The sets and outfits are gorgeous and Chingmy Yau is stunning and incredibly sexy (and she gets to fight, too!). Carrie Ng goes over the top with her tough chick lesbian performance, and her young Japanese lover is also quite adorable. Great stuff. |
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 |  |  |  | Erotic Ghost Story (see film details) Erotica / Ghost
 Three lovely fairies (including top-heavy Amy Yip) get seduced by a demon through trickery and deceit. They eventually band together and exact their revenge on the demon and everything's happy again (until the sequel, that is). A simple Category III period piece ghost story filled with nudity and softcore sex, although Ms. Yip is the only one her doesn't bare herself. Good looking and well made, but a little too racy and raunchy for my tastes. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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 |  |  |  | Madam City Hunter (see film details) Girls With Guns / Action/Adventure
 Supercop Cynthia Khan is framed for murder and with aid of an eccentric P.I. (Anthony Wong), she manages to clear her name and see justice done. Cynthia Khan is the only justification for watching this somewhat silly film, and she is quite lovely. She's as cute and spunky as ever, but shows a more feminine and sexy side than usual. The fighting is great, but only makes you hungry for more. Anthony Wong also pulls off some surprising martial arts and acrobatics. A very sexy and seductive Wei Ying Hung has a couple of great fight scenes as well. This one also improves with multiple viewings, and Sheila Chan's character becomes far less annoying. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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 |  |  |  | Hard Boiled (see film details) Action/Adventure / Bullet Ballet
 The highest squib budget of any film. This is John Woo's action masterpiece with amazing choreography and cinematography. Non-stop action, excessive gunplay, high body count, and lots of things exploding. Also features my favorite Chow Yun Fat persona, and he has never looked better. Tony Leung is an undercover cop whose efforts are nearly destroyed by hot-headed cop Chow Yun Fat. The two of them finally realize that they're on the same side and team up to take down a nasty psychotic triad boss (Anthony Wong). Great stuff. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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 |  |  |  | Lady Kung Fu (see film details) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure
 A fascinating and exhausting display of kung fu carnage, but there's absolutely nothing going on in here plot-wise. Angela Mao, Carter Wong, and Samo Hung are students of Hapkido who go back to a Japanese occupied China to open a new martial arts school. The Japanese are a rude and violent bunch of people, and the conflict between them and the humble Hapkido experts escalates until Angela Mao is the last woman standing. The fighting dominates the entire film, and it is vicious, frantic, and hard hitting. Carter Wong is comfortable and confident in his role, Samo Hung is stoic and angry in his first starring role, and pretty Angela Mao gleams with intensity and angst. Also noteworthy is the Hapkido instructor who shows up at the end to fight the Japanese boss - he is extremely quick, agile, and graceful. Simply amazing to watch. Naturally, the film is a pan-and-scan nightmare, with much of the action lost offscreen, and the dubbing is poor. Even more funny than the awful dubbing is the fact that the original Chinese dialog for the word "hapkido" is substituted into the audio track whenever it's used, causing riotous continuity flaws. It's also bizarre that the film is subtitled in German! Definitely entertaining for kung fu freaks, but a better copy would help tremendously. |
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 |  |  |  | Lifeline (see film details) Drama / Action/Adventure
 A Hong Kong variation of "Backdraft" (1991) with the action cranked up to maximum. Similar to "Backdraft", it's a slow starter that focuses exclusively on character development, but the stunning forty minute climax is more than enough to forgive the dramatic lapses in the first half of the film. (something that "Backdraft" couldn't pull off) The story revolves around a certain team of firefighters who are considered ill-fated and unlucky by their peers in the firefighting community. For the first hour of the film, we get to know all of the firefighters on a personal level as they deal with their personal problems and the pressures of work. Lau Ching Wan is a hot-headed and reckless firefighter (what a surprise) who values human life more than procedure, and is constantly in trouble with his superiors for taking "unnecessary risks". A strict and stone-cold Alex Fong is the newly transferred leader of the team, whose ex-wife suddenly wants him to raise his estranged daughter. An impressive Ruby Wong is the only woman on the team and she has to deal with marital problems as well, particularly the issue of how pregnancy will affect her job as a firefighter. And of course there's the young and ambitious rookie, who learns the ropes the hard way. The primary love interest in the story is the beautiful and bitchy Carmen Lee, a doctor who Lau has fallen for. Unfortunately, their antagonistic relationship goes nowhere, as Lau is forced to heed the call of duty in the explosive and heart-pounding finale. The climax of the film finds our ill-fated heroes trapped in a burning factory death trap and desperately trying to escape. The action scenes are amazingly filmed and spectacularly riveting, not to mention extremely dangerous! I have never seen anybody engulfed in flames like this before, and the cinematography is astonishing. Quite possibly the pinnacle of pyrotechnic filmmaking, this film must be seen to be believed. Truly awe-inspiring...
Interestingly, by the time the climax of the film is underway, you get so wrapped up in what's going on that you totally forget that there was even a story going on beforehand. And then you realize that there actually isn't a conventional story taking place at all. There are no bad guys, no unsolved mysteries, no psychotic arsonists on the loose, no extreme character conflicts, no heroics, and nothing to prove - it's just a team of firefighters doing their job. Director Johnnie To has cleverly manipulated you into caring for these people solely so he can put them in an extreme life threatening situation and make his audience squirm. The tension he creates is superb, and you find yourself constantly agonizing over their safety. Johnnie To has really pulled off something special with this film, and I never thought I would find an action film without guns, car chases, and kung fu to be so exciting. |
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 |  |  |  | Sex And Zen (see film details) Erotica / Comedy
 Erotic and raunchy. Lawrence Ng is a lecherous scholar who has doctor Kent Cheng replace his penis with that of a horse and tries to bed every woman he meets. He marries voluptuous Amy Yip, but is soon bored with her (!) and pursues other carnal delights, while she, lonely and frustrated runs off with the gardener (Tsui Kam Long, whose wife incidentally ran off with Mr. Ng) who later sells her to a brothel run by Carrie Ng. When husband and wife meet up again, she kills herself and he repents his lustful ways by becoming a monk. A good attempt to marry film and erotic literature, but ultimately it's just a softcore sex romp with a lot of gratuitious nudity wrapped in beautiful set dressing. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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 |  |  |  | Millionaires' Express (see film details) Action/Adventure / Martial Arts
 A grand effort for Sammo Hung. This is a great looking 1930's slapstick actioner filled with gags, stunts, and that trademark Sammo fu. Sammo and Yuen Biao are fantastic, and Dick Wei and Richard Norton get some good hits in as well. Also noteworthy are both Cynthia Rothrock and Yukari Oshima (in her movie debut), who kick some serious ass themselves. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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 |  |  |  | Heart Of Dragon [Joy Sales] (see film details) Drama / Martial Arts
 ACC described this as "a film with more heart than sense" and I agree. Jackie Chan is a police officer who dreams of sailing around the world, but is dragged down by the responsibility of caring for his retarded brother (Sammo Hung). Moving performances by both of them, but it's not what you want to see in a Jackie film and it's far too depressing. It is, however, spruced up by a couple of outstanding and surprisingly brutal (for Jackie) fights, which are extremely awkward in the overall context of the film. And it's always a treat to see Jackie and Dick Wei go at each other. | | LOG IN TO COMMENT ON THIS REVIEW! |
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 The final installment in the "Her Fatal Ways" trilogy is quite a departure from the first two, and paints a very interesting socio-political portrait of pre-1997 Hong Kong. While it's a comedy on the surface, underneath it's full of fear, paranoia, and distrust. An aging Chinese political leader decides to take a trip to Hong Kong in order to visit his childhood sweetheart, and Public Security Officer Shih-nan Cheng (Carol "Do Do" Cheng) is assigned to guard him. An airplane mishap takes her and her cousin Sheng (Alfred Cheung) to Taiwan instead, where policeman Yung (Chan Chung-Yung) is introduced as a new love interest. Back in Hong Kong, Inspector Lui (Anthony Wong) is assigned to assist Cheng, and the familiar mainlander shenanigans take place. Eventually, an assassination plot hatches, forcing Cheng, Sheng, Yung, and Lui to work together and save Chief Chien's life.
Apart from a delightful showdown between Cheng and the assassin, the film is completely devoid of action and focuses almost entirely on Carol Cheng's exhausting rapid fire yelling. Wow, that woman can talk up a storm. Most of the humor is very topical and cultural, making it impenetrable for Western audiences, but there are a couple of physical gags that are surprisingly amusing. An effeminate turn by Anthony Wong is utterly brilliant. Sadly, Ms. Cheng's character has lost a lot of her endearing charm and innocence, and suffers from a very unflattering haircut. The non-stop verbal sparring makes it difficult to recommend this film unless you're a fan of Hong Kong comedy or a Carol Cheng completist. |
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