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Harakiri [1990] (product link)
Horror / Erotica

Sounded intriguing, but the reality was less than hot--6 stand-alone vignettes of often the same girl in a different "costume" looking thoughtful (supposedly about comitting suicide), then taking her top off and pretending to kill herself with a slow slash to the abdomen. All the hype on the box about "ultra hot fetish vixens" just isn't really there--pretty disappointing!
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Vermilion Pleasure Night Vol. 3: Creme De La Creme (product link)
TV Shows/Movies / Erotica

Really lame - not funny OR sexy AND one of the segments is a repeat from one of the other VPN disks - forget it!
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Vermilion Pleasure Night Vol. 1: OpticErotica (product link)
TV Shows/Movies / Erotica

I was expecting a lot more from this series - or a least a little T&A. The level of satire is like a bunch of third graders - totally NOT hot.
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Women's Prison Massacre (product link)
Action/Adventure / Crime

Despite all the rhetoric about what a grindhouse trash classic this is supposed to be, I found it to be one of the lamest women in prison flix I've ever seen--forgettable!
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She-Wolves Of The Wasteland (product link)
Action/Adventure / Science Fiction

Lame--best part was the box cover art.
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Vermilion Pleasure Night Vol. 2: VoxStimuli (product link)
TV Shows/Movies / Erotica

Only marginally better than the first volume of the same name. It somehow manages to be neither sexy nor funny.
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Saint Francis (product link)
Erotica / Horror

Lord preserve us from filmmakers who attempt to infuse "meaning" and "artfulness" into movies that are obviously intended to be vehicles for hot women of the moment. "Saint Francis", sadly, strives for just such high ground and falls pretty flat.

The headliner, fetish diva Dita Von Teese, projects little erotic heat in her role--she's seen mostly riding around in the back of a limo talking on a cell phone. The film is sprinkled with other X-rated stars, but their contributions are drowned out by all the artsy and confusing plot aspects to do with religious hypocrisy, drug addiction, and altered realities.

Thought-provoking it might be, but hot it's not! Ms. Von Teese should stick with still photos.

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Alice In Wonderland [1976] (product link)
Erotica / Musical

Tame and lame, even by 70's standards.
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Exterminator City (product link)
Horror / Comedy

This one looked promising with the massive parade of hot scream queens listed in the credits but turned out to be pretty tedious watching a bunch of Terminator knock-off hand puppets blather on intermixed with way too short clips of the girls doing an "Oh My Gawd' take before being unceremoniously exterminated (off-screen). Ultimately disappointing!
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Sex Medusa (product link)
Horror / Thriller

Kinda' disappointing.
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Chu 2 (product link)
Animation / Erotica

Yawn! Good thing it was cheap.
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The Story Of O 2 (product link)
Erotica / Romance

Pretty sad. Not much sex and the dubbed-over Texas accents made the whole thing laughable--good thing it was cheap!
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Moonlight Whispers (product link)
Drama / Erotica

Can't even remember the plot--not a good sign.
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Woman Prison Officer (product link)
Erotica

Ho-hum sex plus no English = forget it.
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Babes From Japan Vol. 2: Freaky Fun (product link)
Erotica

Cute girls but pretty lame action.
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Amazon Jail (product link)
Horror / Thriller

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Killer's Moon (product link)
Horror / Thriller

Interesting how times change the quality of what sems risque; although, even by 1970's standards, this film is pretty tame. All the reviewer's hype on the box aside, this film was pretty silly and boring.
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Deadgirl (product link)
Horror / Thriller

This film has some good transgressive elements to make you squirm but is sort of uneven in its approach and rationale. On the one hand there is a tired, overused, high school teen drama going on with a nerdy guy getting bullied by the school jocks; and on the other there is the plot with the living-dead girl in the abandoned hospital building that everyone starts having sex with.

I found it disappointing that there was never any explanation for the origin of the "deadgirl", but why should I be concerned about a logical premise in a movie that is based around the concept of zombie necrophilia? If it's supposed to be a satire of sorts, it misses the mark by being too trite and nasty. Still it's pretty creepy at times and the zombie sex is appropriately repulsive enough to make it worth a look.

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Icons Of Science Fiction: Toho Collection [3-Disc Set] (product link)
Science Fiction / Action/Adventure

This trilogy of 60's Toho sci-fi flix is great to round out the collection, but they are definitely second string' efforts. On the plus side, the quality of the DVDs is excellent--the widescreen format is a pleasure to see and all the discs include both the original Japanese version of the films with subtitles and the dubbed US version. Production values are great, but these films just didn't deliver the thrills of the best of Toho's special fx opuses.
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The Holy Virgin Versus The Evil Dead (product link)
Erotica / Martial Arts



A strange frenetic film from southeast Asia (Cambodia?). The box cover states "erotic fantasy meets martial arts action", and that's pretty much the gist of it. Actually there's not really much "erotic fantasy" involved in the plotline, but there are a few sequences featuring naked girls, so I guess that's what is being referred to.

The main plotline revolves around a mythical scenario where a vicious moon monster is reborn periodically who can only be dispatched by a virginal warrior woman. The moon monster shows up and starts killing people and the police get involved, as do a college professor and his brother.

Ultimately this comes off kind of like "Miami Vice" meets "The Devil's Sword" (from Indonesia) as police work meshes with flying sorceresses and magic lightening bolt-emitting swords. There are a lot of character and plot intricacies to follow (which aren't made any easier by the subtitles that often disappear into the white background). Still, there are machine gun battles and spirited martial arts encounters every few minutes to keep the whole show moving through to its inevitable conclusion.

I bought this DVD at HKFLIX "blowout" prices and that's about what it's worth. Still, a fantastic title!

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Shin KanKin Toubo (product link)
Erotica



This is a strange little flick that is fairly uneven and sorta' confusing in its presentation of a pretty basic plotline. The story deals with members of an architectural firm who are bidding on a big project when they get news that there is some last minute competition from another firm that is challenging their submission, and, apparently as part of the competition, the office principal's daughter has been kidnapped.

The plot jumps back and forth between scenes of the firm's boss and the sexual relationship he is having with his young secretary/assistant and the tribulations that his daughter is facing as she is chained up in some cellar full of pipes and tanks being menaced by a strange figure disguised in a sumo wrestler's suit and wearing a gas mask. The captive girl rapidly forms a weird bond with her captor, who ultimately deflowers her before revealing a shocking identity.

The strengths of this flick are mostly in the bondage and sex scenes. The two main female leads are quite attractive and they spend a fair amount of time naked performing animated simulated sex. The bondage isn't particularly creative, mostly handcuffs and chained-to-a-pipe stuff. The weakness of the film is in its rather confusing and sketchy character development, which isn't helped much by a fairly poor translation for the English subtitles [on the HK DVD by CN]. You can understand the basic premise, but a lot of the subtlety gets lost... I had to watch it twice to really get a grasp on who was who and what was going on.

In the final analysis: for B&D fans a few good kinky scenes, but nothing groundbreaking. Worth a look.

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The Girl From Rio (product link)
Erotica / Action/Adventure



Jess Franco turns his hand to the "60's secret agent" genre in this somewhat weak attempt to create a comic strip-style movie.

James Bond "Goldfinger" golden girl Shirley Eaton plays a ruler of a land of Amazon women with some stated aspirations to take over the society ruled by men that never really materializes. The plot jumps around a lot, following an agent who has purportedly stolen ten million dollars that everyone is trying to get a hold of.

The characters are confusing, particularly the women who are hard to identify as they are constantly donning different wigs, and there is little sexual chemistry or heat in any of the scenes--some nudity is on display and a lot of goofy 60's style clothing. Franco may have been aiming for another "Barbarella" or "Modesty Blaise", but his ode to the comic kitsch falls short.

Perhaps the most shocking element of the US DVD by Blue Underground was included in the EXTRAS section where an interview with Ms. Eaton shows just how much time has passed since she glittered in "Goldfinger".

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Stash (product link)
Horror / Thriller

Sort of a modern "grindhouse roughie", the plot revolves around a couple of lowlifes who get caught by a local weed grower stealing some of his product. Instead of shooting them, he orders them to provide him with three girls on three consecutive days so that he can imprison the hapless young women in his back-woods make-shift dungeon, where he ravages them to his heart's content. One of the girls' parents go to extreme lengths to find their missing daughter, who was abducted by the bad guys, and the movie jumps back and forth between the scenes of the forces of law and order doing their thing and the big gross weed grower doing his.

All in all, pretty tame and lame. Aging scream queen Debbie Rochon brings a little class to the proceedings, but it's generally a fairly amateurish and wooden exercise, not really living up to the promise of the box art.

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Korean Traditional Nude 2 (product link)
Erotica

This DVD is very classy in its depiction of the beauty of the Asian female form, focusing primarily on one girl who is fairly attractive but pretty reserved. There are a lot of clothed shots of the girl in traditional kimono syle dress and cuts between still imagery and moving pictures and maybe a few too many arty vignettes of rushing water and leaves--pretty tame but pretty cheap so not a bad value.
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Erotic Ghost: Siren (product link)
Erotica / Thriller



This is apparently Sora Aoi's first movie, and I ordered the movie because I enjoyed her performance (and looks!) in the later flick, "Man, Woman, And The Wall". Having now watched them both, I'd have to say that she does a lot better job in the latter film. Her "performance" in "Erotic Ghost: Siren" is minimal, although her character is pivotal--she plays a malevolent sea-spirit who "feeds" on men's greed, killing them during sexual encounters that she initiates.

The plot revolves around a group of guys who just pulled off a big heist and are lying low for a few days until they can divide up the loot and flee the country to pursue their individual dreams with their newly acquired wealth. They stop at a roadside pull-off to pick up some pre-arranged food and supplies for their hide-out and discover a girl (Aoi) who they assume was sent to deliver the goods. They pull her into their van, tie her up, and plan on holding her captive and taking advantage of her sexually, but over the succeeding days their number starts to mysteriously die and they begin to turn on one another in suspicion until they come to realize that they are the prey of the succubus-like sea ogre.

It's all fairly intriguing and Sora gets naked a lot, but I found her to be a little "too cute" to be convincing as the evil entity that she's supposed to be. Having seen her later work ("..The Wall") first, one can appreciate how she has matured in her craft and has gotten "hotter" with a little age and experience. All in all though, this was an enjoyable enough flick and worth a look.

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Bakushi (product link)
Documentary / Erotica



[Note: This review refers to the HK DVD by Panorama.]

This DVD offers some great Japanese shibari rope work, BUT it is sadly flawed by a couple of elements that detract from its enjoyment.

Firstly there is no English subtitle available. This fact WAS made clear in the promo for the disc, so I knew it going in, but it is unfortunate because it would be really interesting to hear what the rope masters and their female bondage subjects are saying about the subject.

The other more glaring fault (that is not mentioned anywhere) is that the film has a lot of the lame censorship blackouts of the female pubic regions. This is not a subtle digital pixelation as on some sex flix but is a giant black dot that often obscures practicaly the entire figure of the model. Really too bad, because there are some very intense bondage sessions that could have been super hot but end up just being annoying.

Not a total write-off as there are some great B&D scenes with beautiful women but ultimately sorta' disappointing.

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Where Does It Hurt? (product link)
Comedy



This somewhat dated Peter Sellers vehicle would make a good two-pack paired with Michael Moore's "Sicko", as both films take aim at the avaricious tendencies of the medical system.

In "Where Does It Hurt?", Sellers plays the chief administrator of a large hospital complex who keeps his bottom line properous by luring patients into the medical system with unnecessary tests and procedures--generally milking their health insurance programs. The plot thickens as a recently unemployed man with no insurance gets sucked into the scheme and, after an un-needed surgery, blows the whistle on the operation, and Sellers' character must use all his sleazy skills to save himself and the hospital staff from the powers that be.

The writing is a little heavy handed, but the movie does offer a few good laughs--Sellers' comic genius definitely saves the day as he manages to make the thoroughly despicable character he plays amusing. There are some attractive females in the movie but no nudity.

Overall it's decent enough to watch as one of Sellers' more obscure U.S.-made films, but is probably a better candidate for a rental than a purchase.

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Zero Woman: The Accused (product link)
Girls With Guns / Thriller

One of the weaker "Zero Woman" franchise offerings. In this one the titular heroine develops a bit of a relationship with a transsexual/gay hooker and dispatches a few bad guys, but the acting is pretty wooden and there's not a lot of chemistry going on in either the romantic or murderous elements of the plot. Still worth a look.
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Girls In Chains (product link)
Horror / Thriller

Pretty standard sexploitation piece about a couple of deviant brothers (one is childlike and mentally handicapped and one is psycho) who live with their mom (or so we are led to believe) in a secluded country house where they bring kidnapped "school girls" and lock them up in the root celler until they bring them out "to play".

The director definitely tried to introduce some artsy elements through inventive soundtrack elements, and there is some better than average editting. The girls are nice looking and the acting isn't too bad--not a lot of nudity but enough to keep things interesting.

This is a "roughie" that strives for some artfulness and almost makes it.

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Yo-Yo Sexy Girl Cop (product link)
Comedy / Crime



This flick was pretty uneven in its continuity of characters--people sort of come and go without resolution or reason and the plot line is pretty minimal. The much vaunted 'see-thru-panties' of the titular Yo-Yo-slinging heroine of the piece aren't really see through because there's a big wooden police badge/star right at the 'point of interest'.

The 'plot' centers on a girl who is being blackmailed by the police to act as an undercover agent for them to infiltrate a teenage prostitution ring at a high school. At first she comes off like a tough sukeban girl gang leader then inexplicably decides to submit to the existing girl gang prostitute leader at the high school to get an 'in' and develops a deep friendship with her. She falls in love with a guy she meets walking down a set of stairs and he ultimately deflowers her then just disappears from the scene... it is later revealed it was all part of a 'set-up' to destroy her.

In the end, after several over-used character reversal plot twists, Yo-Yo girl appears to be heading off for her ultimate vengence by blowing up George Bush while he is meeting with the Japanese prime minister (who is supposed to be one of the clients of the high school prostitute ring), but it's all off camera with only some sound effects to hint at the deed.

When the credits rolled, my end reaction was: HUH!?! Still, a few good skin shots and some cute girls make the whole affair watchable, but just barely!

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Devil Hunter (product link)
Horror / Thriller

Typical Franco mishmash of low budget sex and gore made watchable mostly due to the generous scenes of unclothed heroines (and let's NOT forget the naked male cannibal monster!). In the interview with Franco included in the DVD special features, he states that he doesn't really like the "cannibal genre". It shows in this fim!
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Next [2001] (product link)
Erotica

Attractive ladies, but every time things seemed like they might actually heat up, there were the stupid censorship blank outs [on the HK DVD] ruining the effect. Too bad!
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Japanese AV Girls #5849: Mako Kimiya / Kobato Miai (product link)
Erotica

Cute girls and lotsa nudity but, sadly, spoiled (as usual) by the lame pixilation censorship of genitalia [on the HK DVD by Universe] - good thing it was cheap!
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An Erotic Werewolf In London (product link)
Erotica / Horror

Maybe I've watched too many of Seduction Cinema's movies featuring their usual stable of girls. Misty Mundae is "cute" as always, but the "action"--which mostly consisted of softcore girl-on-girl scenes culminating in someone sprouting hairy arms and fangs--was kinda lacking. The inclusion of another full movie on the "bonus disc" helped to make it feel like less of a rip-off, but, all in all, NOT my favorite offering from Seduction!
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Vietnamese Lady (product link)
Erotica / Drama

Pretty ho-hum sex scenes and the often illegible subtitles [on the Hong Kong DVD by City Connection] didn't help either.
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Two Orphan Vampires (product link)
Horror / Thriller

The hottest thing about this flick was the box cover art--attractive young female vampires wandering around in their night gowns. I guess it was supposed to be artsy, but was basically a snooze fest.
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The Phantom Empire (product link)
Horror / Science Fiction

Sort of a "camp classic", but pretty low budget and not enough T&A to keep it interesting.
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Angel Collection [2-Disc Set] (product link)
Erotica

Cute.
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Satanic Sluts (product link)
Erotica

An interesting film--not exactly what I was expecting--sort of a documentary featuring several British S&M dominatrix types, each doing a short "scene" related to their favorite fetish, followed up by a brief interview that asks their opinions on a few "controversial" topics--this might have been pretty edgy stuff ten years ago but pretty ho-hum these days. Not enough nudity.
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Zero Woman [2004] (product link)
Girls With Guns / Crime

One of the weaker offerings in the "Zero Woman" series. Not enough action or nudity to produce much excitement--this movie seems to be trying for levels of subtletly and complexity that are neither needed nor appreciated.
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