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Agreement: 87% of 131 voters agree with AH1706's reviews
Gender: Male
Age: 29
Location: Reading, Pa

Bio: I am a current student at Penn State University and also studied at East China Normal University in Shanghai. I have a good grasp on Mandarin, but I don't know a lick of Cantonese. My favorite genres include kung-fu, gangster, horror, early 90's CAT 3, and anything weird and out of the ordinary. Oh, and Hollwood stinks, pass it on

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    by AH1706

Battle Royale 2 (product link)
Horror / Thriller



Oh man, how can I even begin my rant/review. I read multiple bad reviews for "Battle Royale 2" including a generous 38% at Rotten Tomatoes, but still had some hope considering "Battle Royale" is one of my favorite movies. I thought part 2 would be one of those ill-advised sequels of a great film that people hate on because of its association with the original although its a decent film. Boy, was I wrong! "Battle Royale 2" is a total turd sandwich no matter how you look at it.

Geez, where do I start? Well, how about the stupid anti-American attitude that is very blatant and seen throughout the film. I don't mind people being critical of U.S. foreign policy as long as it is intelligent and honest. "Battle Royale 2" fails on both accounts not to mention trying to have some deep message that is never even explained. Its quite obvious the adults (the teacher and Japanese government) are made to symbolize the Americans and the oppressed children are the terrorists with hearts of gold. They even go as far as showing beautiful scenery and a bunch of happy shining faces in Afghanistan which I guess are getting killed by B-52's of the great Satan whom the film says bombs dozens of countries, even naming them. Apparently the survivors of the previous film, Shuya & Noriko, escaped to Afghanistan where they learned how to shoot an AK-47, rubbed elbows with Al-Qaeda, and taught them the art of the haiku. Give me a break! Even Shuya's Wild Seven headquarters resembled an Afghan cave as they were fully equipped with that style of clothing. In reality, Japanese kids in Afghanistan would be kidnapped by terrorists, tribal leaders, or drug lords just like the South Korean missionaries that were killed there. The fact that the mission was held on Christmas seemed like they were not only taking a shot at America, but Christianity as well. "Battle Royale" served as a brilliant case study on stereotypes and Japanese society, but the story here has no substance and its preachiness is pointless and unwarranted. Ok, enough politics its time to go on to why this film really sucked.

The absolute worst aspect of this film (beyond the stupid political message) was the total lack of character development which was really what made the original great. In "Battle Royale 2" we learn nothing about the 42 students other than they are delinquents, some lost relatives in the bombing, Shiori Kitano (Ai Maeda) is the previous teacher's daughter, and the main character from Shikanotoride junior high, Takuma (Shugo Oshinari), was dropped off at school by his mom. Equally frustrating was that every time a remotely interesting character emerged they were killed off almost immediately leaving a generic looking group of individuals by the end of the film. The remaining girls were attractive, but looked alike never standing out in the film mainly because they had no character development. Why be so quick to kill off the punky looking plump chick, guy that resembles Keiji Maeda from Samurai Warriors, and the scared little fat girl that pissed her pants? Hell, I was rooting for the girl that pissed herself because she was the only relatable character in the film! Not only didn't we find out much about the junior high students, but we know next to nothing about the Wild Seven group either. Instead of the who'll-die-next-and-how suspense of "Battle Royale", we get a roster of students that are nothing more than a body count.

Another awful aspect of "Battle Royale 2" is the atrocious acting. Another strongpoint of the original was that everyone did a terrific job in their roles which is not the case here at all. I think Shugo Oshinari and V-film star, Riki Takeuchi (the teacher), turned in two of the worst performances I ever saw. The overacting from these two is just ludicrous as I keep thinking of Riki Takeuchi snarling in the camera with a mouthful of aspirin. There were also a few scenes of sappy melodrama that were poorly executed.

The action wasn't all that terrific either as many scenes were shot too close as blood spurted on the screen. To make thing worse, the students wore full battle garb and helmets so I didn't even know who was dying most of the time. This resembled a poorly shot war movie more than anything else. The mission's opening scene of the generic students storming the beach like Normandy was laughable. If the filmmakers think America is so bad then why are they adding a 3rd rate Omaha beach scene straight out of "Saving Private Ryan"? I was cringing as I watched the students running around aimlessly under a storm of gunfire as few got hit. It reminded me of the old GI Joe cartoons where the Joes and Cobra would trade gunfire for hours as no one got hit. Since the student's collars was linked I think most of them would never of got off the beach, like the real Normandy.

As my rant of the year is coming to a close (although I could go on for hours), I must admit that I liked the concept of the linked necklaces even if the film gave a lame explanation for it. But, Unfortunately, this wasn't used to its full potential and was even discarded halfway through the film. Some of the production values were decent, but really not praiseworthy.

Even if I never saw the original masterpiece, I would say "Battle Royale 2" was a very bad film. I would also nominate this abomination as one of the worst sequels ever made. I wish the Japanese government never set up this game and just bombed the terrorist compound so I never would of seen this crappy movie. I will give it a 1 1/2 stars mainly out of respect for the "Battle Royale" legacy.

Thoroughly not recommended!

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YI guess they are still pissed of about the A-bomb. Well, they started it, morons. Like as if U.S.A. will give in to socialism. Oh wait, we have. slave 2 (the ressurection)
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Iron Monkey [1993] (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure



"Iron Monkey" is a superb wire-fu flick starring Donnie Yen and Yu Rong Guang. A lot of people call "Iron Monkey" a Chinese Robin Hood, which is a fair assessment, but I also see a comparison with Zorro. That is largely based on Zorro and The Iron Monkey both having a fairly civilized relationship with a police chief that is a kind hearted individual. Another comparison is that both characters came from a noble or respected family.

I'm usually quick to criticize wire-fu choreography, but some of the scenes in "Iron Monkey" were amazing. I still think that some parts were a bit excessive, but the choreography from Yuen Wo Ping, Yuen Cheung Yan, and Yuen Shun Yee was, for the most part, incredible! Donnie Yen was tremendous in his role as Wong Kei-Ying and really showed his great fighting abilities. Even Yu Rong Guang was convincing as the Iron Monkey, handling his duties admirably. Tsang Sze man was also impressive as a young Wong Fei-Hung, especially since the character was played by a girl.

It's a shame that "Iron Monkey" was a box office flop because it is certainly one of the best martial arts films of the 1990's. With that said, "Iron Monkey" has thankfully gone on to receive the respect and admiration that it deserves, even becoming well known in the West.

If one wanted to sample a wire-fu film for the first time, there is no better place to start than "Iron Monkey".

Highly recommended!

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YI'm real picky about the wire fu that I like but you are totally right about the qualities of this film. It is definitely a wire fu classic with a great cast and crew. I also agree with every response I've seen so far. Bastard Ronin
YWire fu used tastefully is not a problem: "Iron Monkey" usually stays close to that, and the quality of the performers is extremely high. Yu Rong Guang is eclipsed by Donnie Yen, but is still quite nimble. Jeffrey Frawley
YThis film cries perfection in the kung fu genre.slave 2 (the ressurection)
YOne of my top 5 wire-fu films of All-Time!Sgt. T
YI would also say that "Operation Scorpio" and some of the classic Jet Li films are good places to start for those first exploring wire fu.Choco
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Crime Story (product link)
Action/Adventure / Crime



"Crime Story" was based on a true story of the kidnapping of Teddy Wang, a Hong Kong multi-billionaire. The film is considered to be fairly accurate, although director Kirk Wong had to make some changes and the police would not release a lot of information on the case. Wong still tried to portray the events as accurately as he could--for example, the location of the kidnapping in the film was very close to the real event. It has also been said that the original ending of the billionaire drowning was likely his real fate, but was changed to a happy ending at the request of his widow, Nina Wang, who owned the cineplexes.

"Crime Story" was also Chan's first film based on a true story and one of his first major dramatic roles. The action was also pretty good as Chan took more of a streetfighting approach and showed no sign of his normal lighthearted sense of humor which is probably why some fans do not like this film. There was a lot of intensity in the fighting and Chan and his stunt team took many nasty falls. The explosions and fires were also well done as the old Kowloon walled city was burned and leveled.

The acting throughout the film was very good as Jackie Chan more than proved he can pull off this type of role. Kent Chang was great as always as police inspector/kidnapper Hung. It was also amazing how actor Law Kar Ying and actress Au-Yeung Pooi San looked like the real Teddy and Nina Wang.

I think this is a good film that allowed Jackie Chan to take on a new and challenging role that could be used as an example to critics who think Chan cannot act or take dramatic roles as he progresses in age.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YSuperb quality work from Jackie and Kent Cheung! Ashley the world is not black or white. As you go through life you will find a lot of gray. There are times when "the truth" will only kill more people. What little was left out did not change the story.Cinema!
YIt's certainly not what one expects from Jackie Chan, but is still quite good.Jeffrey Frawley
YJackie Chan and Kent Chang were excellent in this police drama. I agree with you on Chan silencing his critics for this particular dramatic role. Jackie was also good in " The New Police Story"!Sgt. T
NThe movie was such a disappointment because in order to tell a true story the audience needs a true story of what actually happened. The action in the film was good but the truth of the story should have been told.Ashley
YThis is JC going serious, but it did have some fantastic action sequences, I liked this pic a lot.JV47842
Yi like this film makes a change to see jackie take on a more serious rolekung fu kid
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The Warriors (product link)
Crime / Action/Adventure

"The Warriors" is late 1970's filmmaking at its best! This is a true cult classic with tons of quotables and an instantly recognizable soundtrack.

Is the story ludicrous and outdated? Well, yeah. Is it incredibly entertaining? Well, hell yeah!!! If tough hardcore rappers can sample this film, acknowledging it's the s$*!, then it must be!

Do yourself a favor and check this out. As long as you don't try to take a film seriously that wasn't made to be taken seriously, you will enjoy every minute of "The Warriors".

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YCrucial stuff. Anyone who has not seen this movie is missing out.Bastard Ronin
YGreat film. A creative, comic book look on street gangs and so forth. HA!slave 2 (the ressurection)
YYou're right. Taking the film seriously is missing the point. There are excellent performances in a good story.Jeffrey Frawley
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Protege (product link)
Crime / Thriller



"Protege" is an excellent crime/drama that is very polished and, at times, quite a powerful piece of filmmaking. I won't go into the plot in detail because that would take awhile to accurately cover.

"Protege" is one of the finer films to come out of Hong Kong in recent years, plus it's hard to go wrong with a Derek Yee film. Yee has an amazing ability to direct films that are not only commercially successful, but artistically acclaimed. Yee has also succeeded in getting star quality performances from relative newcomers.

I've always thought Daniel Wu was kind of hit or miss as a leading man, but I will acknowledge that he did a fine job here, as he did in Derek Yee's "One Nite In Mongkok". It was also interesting to see him onscreen with Andy Lau, because in some ways I see a bit of a resemblance between the two--not that I'm predicting Wu will enjoy the same level of success in his career. I believe the two standout performances came from Louis Koo and Zhang Jing Chu as two individuals addicted to heroin. Zhang Jing Chu was particularly effective and was involved in many of the film's most powerful scenes.

"Protege" is also a very smart film, giving a lot of insight on the drug trade. Yee also does a fine job bringing all the characters and story full circle to the climax, where the supposed hero must put his confusion aside and make a life-altering decision.

Highly recommended.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YA very good pictureJeffrey Frawley
YGot this one on your recommendation! Very good movie!Sgt. T
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Sonatine [2-Movie Set] (product link)
Action/Adventure / Crime



"Sonatine" is an excellent early 90's Yakuza film starring Takeshi Kitano. Kitano also serves as the script writer, director, and editor. "Sonatine" is the third film Kitano directed, and his creativity is on display as he tackles a genre that really fascinates him. "Sonatine" is a very stylish gangster film that effectively combines brutal violence and comedic moments. The action scenes are very random and limited, giving them more of a shock value than just gratuitous violence. In my opinion, it's the brutal but meaningful killings that spawned the "Sonatine"/"Goodfellas" comparison. In my mind, "Sonatine" is not in the same league as "Goodfellas" in any aspect, but is still a very solid film.

The only real issue I had with "Sonatine was the middle of the film, when the gangsters were hiding out on the beach. This was where most of the humorous moments occurred but seemed to drag on forever, causing me to stir a bit. This scene led to the final battle, which was a bit of a disappointment after I was itching for violence after all the extended scenes of male bonding, male and female bonding, and yakuza members playing childish games.

"Sonatine" is an entertaining and noteworthy yakuza film that is highly recommended.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YThis is a fair assessment.Jeffrey Frawley
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Zatoichi [2003] / Sonatine [2-Movie Set] (product link)
Drama / Swordplay/Sword(s)

Two very solid films from legendary director/actor, Takeshi Kitano.

Both are very well made and definitely worth a look.

Highly recommended.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YIf one likes Takeshi Kitano (I do) these are quite good.Jeffrey Frawley
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Yellow River Fighter (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure

This is a truly underrated mainland Chinese flick that combines good acting, an interesting plot, and superb fighting sequences...awesome drunken swordplay that should not be missed....a hidden gem.
AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YI'm glad someone else has seen this. The martial arts are exceptional and the story is pretty good.Jeffrey Frawley
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The Avenging Eagle (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure

One of my personal favorites--and I'm not even a big fan of the late Fu Sheng, who did a good job in this one. I am a big fan of Ti Lung, and this one is one of the reasons why. Good plot, great weapons action, and cool costumes. Don't get much better than watching Ti Lung use the challenging three-part staff almost an entire movie. Oh yeah...Si Si is pretty hot.
AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YTi Lung is dependably good, and Fu Sheng shows much more acting ability than in most of his other films.Jeffrey Frawley
Yi think you hit the nail on the there this is ti lung at his best.kung fu kid
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The Untold Story (product link)
Crime / Thriller



Pretty brutal but a welcome addition to the darkside of any DVD collection--but don't let your new girlfriend find it.

I don't think anyone could have played the crazy human pork bun-stuffing killer better than Anthony Wong. He fills this sadistic role a little too well and comes off as the biggest slimeball in history. Although I've seen more violent films, this manages to be more disturbing due to the nature of the crimes. Cat III regular Julie Lee Wah-Yuet (cashier) truly got brutalized in a memorable way...never seen chopsticks used quite like that. Due to her track record, she must also enjoy being in these sick flicks. Finally, what set this apart from other violent films was how he showed his meat cleaver skills by slaughtering the children in his own sick way.

This film is not recommended to any normal parents (or normal people in general).

It is recommended for gore hounds and anyone willing to watch something sick and different from the usual Hollywood overdone crap. I would love to know how true this story really is; and it makes you want to know what is really in a Slim Jim.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YAnthony Wong seems a very different sort than other contemporary HK actors. This is quite a good film, and would have been much less without him.Jeffrey Frawley
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Attack The Gas Station (product link)
Dark Comedy / Comedy



This movie is very good--in fact I rented it...and liked it so much I ordered it. It's a unique and very funny look at South Korea's rebellious youth. Four unemployed losers decide one night to attack the gas station and wreck the place plus steal the cash. Mission accomplished...

So the next night they are bored again since they don't have a job to wake up to. What can they do tonight...I know: attack the gas station again! This time the owner hides the money, so the punks decide to take him and his three clerks hostage and work for the night and keep all the cash. Let the hijinks begin...

This film is very fresh and maintains a great pace that never gets boring, and the gags are funny. Even more impressive was how the director took a little time away from the current joke and gave us some background info on what makes these guys tick, and the viewer can find it believable that these losers put themselves in this situation. Amazingly, I found these punks to be very likable punks and really want them to get away with their nonsense.

Overall this is a very enjoyable flick that was very smart and witty, and the ending was quite clever too, since up to the last five minutes you wondered how the hell could they pull this off.

Also, watch this to view one of the worst police forces on the planet...

Warning!!! May make you want to create chaos in your neighborhood and take annoying people hostage.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YAn outstanding film.Jeffrey Frawley
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A Better Tomorrow 3 (product link)
Action/Adventure / Bullet Ballet



Tsui Hark's "A Better Tomorrow 3" is often criticized since his vision for the series was much different than the previous two john woo ABTs. Hark decided to focus more on the relationship of the characters and thus created more of a period drama than a classic woo style bullet ballet. Don't think that there is no action because there are a few impressive action sequences that are worthy of the ABT reputation. Part 3 is actually a prequel to the first two classics and Chow Yun Fat plays Mark again, but the character has few similarities to mark from ABT 1. Actually sometimes he comes off as a bit of an idiot which probably further infuriates ABT diehards. This film does have a beautiful setting, some good action, and great music (Lowell Lo of course).

I think people would enjoy this a little bit more if they forget about the two previous "Better Tomorrows" and look at it like a totally different film.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YYou're right. This is a reasonably good film, but it suffers when thought of as a piece with parts 1 and 2. One might even say that part 2 slightly tarnishes the first film, but each of the three is well made and entertaining.Jeffrey Frawley
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Code Of Honor (product link)
Crime / Drama

Here we go with another one of those DVD covers that mislead the customer to buy it. Chow Yun Fat is in this for about 10 minutes, which qualifies for a brief cameo, not the starring role. Other than that, this film is actually surprisingly good... This is one of the most realistic gritty triad flicks that I've seen. Pretty good preformances by many other familiar Hong Kong actors in this film that boasts brutal action, excellent makeup, and a great chase scene. This one is well worth a chance once you get past the bogus cover.
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YI would have gone a little lower in the rating, but you're basically correct.Jeffrey Frawley
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The Inheritor Of Kung Fu [1981] (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure



Argg!!! This may be the worst film I ever saw: moving setboards, awful backgrounds, teleporting people, visible wires, and a script that makes no sense at all. Poor, poor Ti Lung must have lost a bet or was taken hostage at gunpoint to even appear--let alone star--in this garbage. I'll give it a star just because he did his best to save this absolute mess and approached it with class. Luckily it didn't ruin his career, unlike Chan Hung Lit's (Chen Hung Lieh) directing career.

Okay, I'll try to make sense of this film's past. This film's alternate title is "Heroic One", which is not to be confused with "Heroic Ones" (1970), Chang Cheh's Shaw Brothers classic starring Ti Lung. This was made in Taiwan in 1981, but it's confusing since Chan Hung Lit (played main villian in King Hu's 1966 classic "Come Drink With Me") directed a film in 1973 called "The Inheritor Of Kung Fu". "The Inheritor Of Kung Fu" (1973) was filmed in Hong Kong and is also known as "Two Graves To Kung Fu" and has a very similar cast. This film, "Inheritor Of Kung Fu" (1981) also has a co-director named Pao Hsueh Lieh which directed "Hero At The Border Region" (1982) and also features a similar cast. I'm led to believe that "Soul Collector" was a generic title given by a certain DVD company since I can't find anything on that title.

A possibility on why this movie makes no sense is that it could have been edited together with another film...maybe "Hero At The Border Region", since Pao Hsueh Lieh is listed as co-director.

The Caucasian man with the ridiculous leap from the river is named John Ladalski and he is a American-born kung fu master that was in films such as "Armour Of God", "Bloodfight", and "City War", and has a school in Hong Kong.

Finally, with all the confusion, this film is terrible and is only recommended for diehard Ti Lung fans and people that want to see something so terrible it's funny.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YI haven't seen this in at least eight years, but its incoherence and flimsy set dressing still resound in my memory. I might be mistaken, but I think slave 2 (the resurrection) would be throwing away his money on it. It's really that bad.Jeffrey Frawley
YAnd I am one of those people that want to see something so terrible it's funny. This film sucks and I love it! Shoot me please {:oBslave 2 (the ressurection)
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City War (product link)
Action/Adventure / Drama

Alright! Chow Yun Fat and Ti Lung back together again...but unfortunately the plot and action is nowhere near John Woo's "A Better Tomorrow" quality. It still deserves interest from Chow and Ti Lung fans or heroic bloodshed fans in general.
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YThis is pretty disappointing viewed in light of their previous pairing, but it's a fairly good movie: Three stars or a bit more.Jeffrey Frawley
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The Deadly Duo (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure



I think most people can agree that "Deadly Duo" was not one of Chang Cheh, Ti Lung, or David Chiang's finest achievements. Even still, this film has some excitement with a very basic plot. It all centers around a group of heroes trying to access a fort which houses a prince kidnapped by the Mongols and the traitorous conspirers.

"Deadly Duo" does have several free for all fighting sequences packed within a short run time of 77 minutes. It can also be said that the choreography is not up to the standards of Tong Gaai or Lau Kar Leung, although there are some really cool moments with the trademark Chang Cheh bloodiness. The film also had some mistakes such as men jumping from a river somehow remaining dry and how the heroes had such an easy access to the fort as they made their escape. Then a plot was drawn up to get close to the Mongol leader which had no chance of success and raised the question why did they sacrifice their friend and just fight from the river which would of had a better result.

All of these issues with the film and the short run time makes me think that the people were short on time as Chang Cheh, Ti Lung, and David Chiang made six films together that year. It might not be up to the standards of the participants but still has entertainment value.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YThis has many flaws absent or well-concealed in Chang Cheh's other pairings of Ti Lung and David Chiang. The minor roles show no acting ability and little directorial effort, but the lead actors are all right.Jeffrey Frawley
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Five Fingers Of Death (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure

This film is phenomenal and will always stand the test of time as a true classic with an iconic reputation. I would recommend this as the first kung fu film to watch for anyone interested in this genre. "King Boxer" had many distinctions in film history, which it deserves considering it excelled in every catagory.

Lo Lieh did a fantastic job and even at times showed glimpses of his future villianous talents towards the end of the movie.

This film left me with only one question: why didn't Korean-born director Cheng Chang Ho have a more successful career?

There may be films of the golden age of kung fu that get higher ratings, but few match "Five Fingers Of Death's" importance, entertainment value, and cult following.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YI won't quibble about the star rating: This is an important, entertaining and well made film.Jeffrey Frawley
Ythe astronomical, epic GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR classic. slave 2 (the ressurection)
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Death Trance (product link)
Action/Adventure / Thriller



"Death Trance" was a film made by the star and action coordinator of the wildly popular film, "Versus". It seems that Tak Sakaguchi and Yuji Shimomura tried to capitalize off the previous film's success by creating the same style of action in the same never ending forest. What we have here is another stylized film that somehow managed to have less of a sensible plot than versus that disguises itself as a period piece from an unknown time and place. Unfortunately for "Death Trance", this time the mayhem and style couldn't make up for the lazy script unlike the incredibly entertaining film, "Versus".

I do really like Tak Sakaguchi's screen presense and action sequences showing great promise when he figures out a believable story is important. The action scenes were intense and very believable since he would really hit people with his padded hands that were covered by his costume sleeves.

This film also included fun but very over the top action such as bazookas with homing missiles, zombies?, and strange pale people similar to the ones in "Seven Swords".

Still this film is fun but it comes back to questions like who are these people, what's the purpose of those girls, where did that weapon come from, etc...

Many people who like mindless violence and mayhem like I do will have a great time if they are able to put their mind on stop and "Death Trance" on play, but to people who ask questions during movies--beware

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YThis is a pretty weird movie, but its entertainment value is at least the three stars you gave it.Jeffrey Frawley
YI agree with everything you said, and 3 stars to me as about right. This had the potential to be as good as Versus, but in my mind falls a little short. As you said, too many holes in the story to be a great film, but it is fun to watch.William Giordanella
NToo goofy to be worth 3 starsBlack Belt Ninja
N3 stars that's too nice for a film like this.KungfuManiac
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Police Story (product link)
Martial Arts / Comedy

What can be said about "Police Story" that hasn't been said already? This film is just that damn good. Plot, script, acting, comedy, flow of film, action and of course the stunts are all incredible. The lengthy beginning and end action sequences are phenominal and the middle ones are very good too.

The fact Jackie Chan used his own money, house, car, health insurance even adds to how great this is in his already impressive legacy.

My favorite Jackie Chan film hands down!

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YI'm not sure this is Jackie Chan's absolute #1, but it is a legitimate 5 stars.Jeffrey Frawley
Yba-zing suckaz! Thy favorite too!!slave 2 (the ressurection)
YHe can sing too! This is a Jackie Chan Masterpiece!Sgt. T
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Ebola Syndrome (product link)
Horror / Thriller



A low level gangster (Wong) kills his boss (Shing Fui On) and his wife after he is caught sleeping with her, causing him to flee to South Africa where he works in a Chinese restuarant. His new boss (Lo Meng) hired him to work cheap and his wife always bullies him, prompting him to kill them too and return to Hong Kong with the dreaded Ebola Virus he received after raping a Zulu woman. It turns out he is one of a small percentage that is immune and is able to carry and spread the disease. Wong takes it upon himself to return and spread the virus in response to a lifetime of being bullied.

This film is another collaboration between director Herman Yau and Anthony Wong as they clearly tried to push the envelope even farther than the cult classic, "Untold Story". This is a very sleazy and dark film, with Anthony Wong rising to his repulsive peak. Like "Untold Story", Wong perfectly portrays a vile human being that alone makes the film worthwhile for viewers with a strong stomach.

Also included are several comedic quotes from sleazeball Wong that add lighter moments before and after the mayhem. Some of these lines are very amusing but probably not suitable to repeat. Director Herman Yau is an expert at setting the mood for these kind of films with many intense and repulsive moments. One great scene was when a mouse was run over by the cab Wong was riding in, showing that death follows this man no matter what type of breathing creature or the circumstances. Not even children were spared in this one.

Despite its many disgusting moments, "Ebola Syndrome" is a well made film with another great preformance from Anthony Wong in a role he seems all too comfortable in. This may also be the most unsanitary film ever made as blood, sweat, semen, and saliva were flying all over the place throughout the 98-minute runtime. I like that Herman Yau brought back the human beef buns from "Untold Story" (Africa Buns in this film) and also added a nifty spit cam that gives the audience an extra disgusting close up view. The moral of the story, if it has one, is to watch who you bully.

Highly recommended but not for the squeamish.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
Y4 stars is appropriate.Jeffrey Frawley
NThe movie was all right but nothing really impressiveKungfuManiac
YYep this film is on the disgusting level but it's actually worth watchingJV47842
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Incredible Kung Fu Mission (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure



"Kung Fu Commandoes" (AKA "Incredible Kung Fu Mission") is a very enjoyable low budget independent old schooler. The film stars the Taiwanese-born kicking master, John Liu. The obvious inspiration for the "Incredible Kung Fu Mission" is the classic American WW2 film, "The Dirty Dozen". I've seen kung fu films borrow from "The Dirty Dozen" in the past, most notably Sammo Hung's "Eastern Condors", but I think "Incredible Kung Fu Mission" may be the most fun adaptation of the film.

The story centers around a supreme martial artist that trains a group of five delinquents with no previous kung fu training to rescue a revolutionary being held in an impenetrable mountain fortress. There are some lengthy training scenes mixed with preliminary battles, and some comedy thrown in for good measure. After the ragtag band of kung fu commandoes are trained to the best of their abilities, they embark on their incredible kung fu mission, facing many obstacles and ambushes.

The pacing of the film and the character development is excellent, as the deaths in the film really mean something, which was an important element in the success of "The Dirty Dozen". The action choreography from Robert Tai is very solid, and he also does a fine job as the lead villain. [Possible spoilers.] Another welcome addition was a twist following what most viewers believe to be the final battle. This gives everyone a bonus fight after the epic final showdown. Well done! [End spoilers.]

"Incredible Kung Fu Mission" or "Kung Fu Commandoes" is a real crowd pleaser that is highly recommended.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YOne of John Liu's best as a he takes the lead role. Good review!Sgt. T
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Running Out Of Time (product link)
Action/Adventure / Crime



"Running Out Of Time" is a very smart and immensely entertaining crime thriller from one of Hong Kong's finest filmmakers, Johnnie To.

The plot is very straightforward. A lonely man (Andy Lau) is diagnosed with a terminal illness, resulting in him playing a cat-and-mouse game with a police negotiator (Lau Ching Wan). The negotiator is also a lonely man that dedicates all his time to his job, having no personal life at all. The two form a bond, or even an awkward friendship, as Andy Lau continues to outsmart and be one step ahead of the police. This motivates Lau Ching Wan, who guarantees he will make an arrest, as Andy Lau is determined not to die in a police station. But some conflict arises as both men realize that their supposed enemy may really be the only friend they have in their otherwise lonesome existence.

"Running Out Of Time" has a great story and some superb acting. Andy Lau is excellent in this role, and Lau Ching Wan continues to prove why he is one of Hong Kong's most underappreciated actors. The score is also tremendous, which is often a strongpoint in a Johnnie To film, and will stick in your head for a long time. Another great aspect of the theme song was that it was only used in key situations, so it never got boring or repetitive. This is also a great film to see Andy Lau in various different disguises, which was well done. Other Johnnie To (Milky Way Productions) regulars, such as Lam Suet, Hui Siu Hung, Yoyo Mung Ka Wai, and Ruby Wong Cheuk Ling, can also be spotted throughout the film.

"Running Out Of Time" is an excellent film with a great concept and story that will probably be discovered and exploited by Hollywood some day.

Highly Recommended!

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YThis film plays to Andy Lau's strengths - charm, self-confidence, naughty wit and a sense of dignity under pressure. Lau Ching Wan is almost always good, and this film is no exception. The sequel is unnecessary and inferior.Jeffrey Frawley
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Heart Of Dragon (product link)
Drama / Martial Arts



"Heart Of Dragon" is a good film that features Jackie Chan and Sammo Hung as both opt to try their hand at dramatic acting instead of kung-fu comedy which they are most famous for.

Ted (Jackie Chan) is a police officer who has dreams of becoming a sailor and seeing the world, but is unfortunately straddled with his mentally challenged brother, Danny (Sammo Hung). Danny mistakenly gets caught up with a gang and some stolen jewels resulting in Ted having to come to his rescue further delaying his personal aspirations and adding to his burdens....

"Heart of Dragon" is similar to Jackie Chan's "Crime Story" as both receive some criticism from fans who didn't enjoy Chan trying something different. I admire Chan for wanting to improve his dramatic acting skills and I believe he did a fine job. "Heart of Dragon" is probably more of a Sammo Hung film as he was the director and did a bulk of the action choreography. In my opinion, Sammo also was the better actor playing one of the best mentally challenged characters in Hong Kong film history rivaled only by Lily Chung in the shocking CAT 3 film, "Red To Kill", and Kent Cheng in "Why Me?". Sammo did a terrific job portraying a helpless, but sympathetic character.

The action is very limited except for the end where Jackie Chan and Dick Wei beat the holy tar out of each other. The few action scenes are well done and extremely intense fitting the mood of the film perfectly. It should be noted that "Heart Of Dragon" is not all gloom and doom as there are some comedy scenes that are very effective at lightening things up a bit.

"Heart Of Dragon" has many other noteworthy appearances such as Chin Kar Lok, Melvin Wong, James Tien, Lam Ching Ying, Meng Hoi, Phillip Ko, Lee Hoi San, Cory Yuen and a brief cameo by Yuen Biao.

"Heart Of Dragon" may not always get the respect it deserves from all Jackie Chan fans, but it did do well at the box office winning several awards and is well worth a look for anyone that would like to see Jackie and Sammo try something different.

Recommended!

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YI really like this film, and agree that it gets insufficient respect.Jeffrey Frawley
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The Death Duel Of Kung Fu [DOUBLE FEATURE] (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure



I may receive some flack for this review, but I believe "The Death Duel Of Kung Fu" is a very overrated film. I watched it three time and see absolutely no reason why it should break the 4-star barrier, which should be reserved for more polished and noteworthy old schoolers.

The story is fairly decent, but has a lot of problems. First off, I got the impression this wanted to be more of an epic martial arts film, incorporating historical political issues on a more grand scale, but this goal fizzled out quickly, which may or may not be the fault of a limited budget. Another problem is that the filmmakers tried to add an element of intrigue which completely fell flat. We are introduced to a female ninja (Fanny Wang) that is an agent of the Ching Emperor, wearing a pendant around her neck. In a better film, the viewer would be left guessing who this individual was, resulting in her showing up at an opportune time. Instead, we get a female (the only female in the film) that shows up immediately after that scene whom we are told has Japanese ties, with tattoos reminiscent of Yakuza artwork. If that doesn't make it obvious, killing the element of intrigue, she drops her top in a gambling hall, revealing her pendant, among other things. I'm all for adding female nudity in kung fu films, so that scene does get a star or two out of me.

The acting was mediocre at best, but the action scenes were pretty strong. I'm not a huge fan of Wang Tao, although he seems to be in the best shape that I can remember and his martial arts skills are very solid here. The problem with him as the leading man is that he has the charisma of a Buddhist statue, breathing no life into his character. John Liu is impressive as always and probably does the best acting work in the film, accurately portraying a smart-ass loner. Liu's kicking skills are very good in "The Death Duel Of Kung Fu", as he even manages to avoid his tendency to completely miss his opponents, which can be seen quite a bit in his other films. Eagle Han Ying did a decent job as the lead villain, but in my opinion he is nowhere near the elite class of kung fu baddies. His hair is ridiculous, which didn't bother me that much in the dialogue scenes but became a real distraction in the battles where he is extensively doubled.

"The Death Duel Of Kung Fu" has its pros and cons, but I believe it is not John Liu's or Wang Tao's best film, let alone a kung fu classic worthy of mention or a rating comparable to all the great Shaw Brothers and Golden Harvest films of the era.

With that said, "The Death Duel Of Kung Fu" is a solid bargain basement addition to any collection.

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YIndeed overated and insipid but not at all devastating.slave 2 (the ressurection)
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Tokyo Gore Police (product link)
Action/Adventure / Horror



I believe one of the main reasons why "Tokyo Gore Police" gets a lot of heavy criticism from viewers is that it is often compared to other more polished gore fests. The fact that it was released soon after "The Machine Girl" didn't help either. Many people really enjoyed "The Machine Girl's" use of gore and comedy, expecting this to be more of the same.

I get the sense that the filmmakers wanted to immediately capitalize on the success of "The Machine Girl" and forgot to present a sensible story, as much of it seems kinda' mashed together and unorganized. Another vital piece of the puzzle that is missing is the charm and the kinda' wink-wink approach to gory filmmaking that was seen in "The Machine Girl".

With that said, I still believe "Tokyo Gore Police" is not a serious film, aside from a few scenes used to push the story of Ruka's (Eihi Shina) father being murdered. Although Ruka dosen't speak much and never cracks a smile, her level of destruction is so absurd that the director is obviously looking for laughs. There is no way some of these scenes could have any purpose other than being purposely over the top. One example is when Ruka runs her car through a pile of bodies that were obviously mannequins. Another is when the police chief gets his legs cut off as his knees spew so much blood he takes off in the air as if he's wearing a jet pack, spinning around and getting chopped to bits even more.

My favorite aspect of the film was all the public service announcements and commercials that were thrown in at random to act as a break from all the gory nonsense. Of course, they were also violent, but many of them were very funny. The best one was definitely the "Wrist Cutter G". I may be a little sick, but somehow the director convinced me that three Japanese girls parading around with cute little wrist-cutting devices resembling a Nickelodeon commercial is hilarious, resulting in my rewinding it several times. The young schoolgirls assured us that wrist-cutting is cute, stylish, and blood starts to taste good. Who thinks up this crap?

It seems that "Tokyo Gore Police" is the product of the successful "The Machine Girl" flick, as the filmmakers decide they needed to up the blood, guts, and bizareness to an even higher level but unfortunately lost some of the charm with a unpolished, sometimes incoherent plot.

Recommended for people that like films that are gory for the sake of being gory, like me! And remember, more gore is on its way! Great, thanks!

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YThis is a well-considered review. The movie isn't great, but it has some charms.Jeffrey Frawley
YI had an issue with it's pacing and how they shot the gore. It gets too tedious.slave 2 (the ressurection)
YI think you enjoyed it a little more than me, but this is a solid review.TheDenizen
YVery well said. I think I agree with every one of your points.Choco
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Zatoichi [2003] (product link)
Drama / Swordplay/Sword(s)



Before I begin this review, I must admit that I never saw any of the "Zatoichi" films or TV series, so I am basing this review solely on this film with no comparisons to previous works. With that said, I believe Takeshi Kitano is truly a world class filmmaker, and this film did nothing to change my opinion on that.

I thought "Zatoichi" was beautifully shot, as the location seemed very intimate and tranquil--aside from the clans that threatened the citizens' normally happy lives. Enter the nomadic blind swordsman, Zatoichi, and his superior skills. I'm not going to get into the whole plot, but it is very well done and executed effectively. "Zatoichi" also had some humorous elements and the action was swift and deadly. I thought the action scenes were very strong and added many creative elements, which should be expected from a great filmmaker like Kitano. I also thought Kitano did a good job playing the blind swordsman, as his acting was stiff, but pretty solid. [Begin spoilers.] I also really liked the twist at the end, as the viewer was thrown a bit of a curveball as he got people to believe that Zatoichi's condition is not what everyone thought it was, only to reveal he was lying and everyone was right all along. Nice touch! [End spoilers.]

I only have three minor complaints about the film. First off, I thought it was a little too long, as some of the scenes seemed a bit unnecessary. Secondly, I thought his final duel with the samurai (Tadanobu Asano) was over too quickly. A large portion of the film was dedicated to building this guy up as a badass with unmatched skills, and I would have liked to see him put up a better fight. Finally, the dance number was pointless and ended the film on a bit of a negative note, although the blending of the young and older versions of people was well done.

The blind swordsman "Zatoichi" may or may not stay true to the "Zatoichi" legacy, but I think this was a very solid film and is recommended for everyone.

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YYou are right to judge this on its own merits. It has to stand on its own feet, and does pretty well.Jeffrey Frawley
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Opium And The Kung-Fu Master (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure



I bought "Opium And The Kung Fu Master" because I heard Ric Meyers rave about it on numerous Tai Seng audio commentaries and I'm also a huge fan of Ti Lung. Many times I think Ric Meyers is full of hot air, but he was right about this film.

"Opium And The Kung Fu Master" is excellent, especially among the later Shaw Brothers productions. I liked how they took a serious issue like opium use--which undoubtedly is a sore spot in Chinese history (which is evident when a character in the film states "that's why foreigners think we are weak")--and incorporated it into a martial arts film, which I cannot recall seeing done before at this level. The first half of the film had some comedic moments, but the tone drastically changes when a family's suicide is the direct result of opium use. We also witness the deteriorating kung fu skills of the master, the leader of the Ten Tigers Of Kwangtung (Ti Lung) and its effects on his own well-being and the people around him. Before he can get his revenge, he must realize his addiction plunged the town into peril and cost the lives of close friends, requiring him to get help to sober up. This film is unique in that I never saw the typical martial arts training sequences used to help cure drug addiction.

"Opium And The Kung Fu Master" is a top notch film with strong action, great performances (Ti Lung especially), and a legitimate message that far exceeds most films of this genre.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YRic Meyers is fat and stupid. But this film was good.slave 2 (the ressurection)
YGood Review! " Heroes Among Heroes " starring Donnie Yen also demonstrates the devasting effects of opium. Not as good as this Ti Lung classic but worth a look.Sgt. T
YA very perceptive review.Jeffrey Frawley
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The Invincible Armour (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure



"Invincible Armour" is without a doubt a kung fu classic. The plot is very solid, with many interesting characters and relationships that play out beautifully. The most impressive thing about "Invincible Armour" is its ability to tell a story through magnificent martial arts action. There are not many extended scenes of dialogue, but tons of hard-hitting action scenes with true purpose. This is very good filmmaking!

The film sticks to the script and never strays a foot from the action or the unfolding plot. I was a little worried when a female character appeared that seemed to take an interest in the hero of the film (John Liu). I thought we were going to see a meaningless subplot involving love and feelings, but was relieved when that never came to fruition. "Invincible Armour" also features a great cast of underrated stars, such as John Liu and Hwang Jang Lee. Even action director Yuen Biao shows up for a cameo only to show his skills and die.

This is definitely a pure kung-fu film that focuses on the action and many different styles and weapons are on display. "Invincible Armour" is a great old-schooler that is a must-see, especially for fans of leg fighters.

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YVery well paced and maintains it's interest value through to the end.slave 2 (the ressurection)
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My Young Auntie (product link)
Martial Arts / Comedy



"My Young Auntie" has a very simple plot of a young lady (Kara Hui) marrying a dying rich man to stop his inheritance from going to a bad uncle (villain legend Wang Lung Wei). How is this simple plotline stretched out to a runtime of just over 2 hours? one might ask. Could it be an abundance of superb Lau Kar Leung action scenes? No, unfortunately it's crappy Lau Kar Leung comedy. "My Young Auntie" has a promising beginning, but manages to sit in idle more than half the film as nothing happens except lousy comedic scenes featuring elements you never want to see in a kung fu flick, such as masquerades, women shopping, and guys singing and dancing dressed up like the three musketeers and Robin Hood.

If you can make it through the lame attempts at comedy, "My Young Auntie" does offer some solid action from an impressive cast. The always beautiful Kara Hui (even today as she's nearing 50 yrs old) really gives an award-winning performance and can be quite convincing without having any formal kung fu training. Hsiao Ho is excellent, as always, and in my mind remains one of the most underrated martial artists in kung fu film history. Gordon Liu can even be spotted sporting a ridiculous wig and stache as his talents were really wasted here.

I'm not saying "My Young Auntie" is a terrible film, but a bit of a letdown in which the brief but solid action could not make up for all the crappy comedy. This is far from one of Lau Kar Leung's best efforts and even further from a kung fu classic.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YWhat Choco said.slave 2 (the ressurection)
YI agree. The comedy is groan out loud bad at times. Had they stuck to a more serious tone, this could have been killer.William Giordanella
YI gotta' agree with you 100% here. The people who love this film are lucky, I've tried and failed several times. There are highlights, but overall it's not worth my time.Choco
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Evil Dead Trap (product link)
Horror



"Evil Dead Trap" is a low budget Japanese horror film that also combines many elements of your typical American horror slasher. I actually enjoyed this film much more than any American slasher even though it had all of your typical brain-dead unsuspecting people that always end up as rape bait and eventually hacked up in creative ways. In fact, this group is one of the dumbest in slasher film history. "Hey, we got a tape of a guy chaining up some poor woman, slicing her up, and driving a knife in her eyeball (disgusting visual), and he showed us his location. Should we go?" The obvious answer is hell no! Instead, using classic ill-advised slasher film logic, they decide to check it out and find themselves at an old abandoned U.S. Air Force complex where they fall victim to a funhouse of traps set up by some psycho and somehow they act surprised. Then they cover up their stupid ill-advised decision by saying they need ratings for their late night TV program that no one watches. This stupidity and the events that ensue makes this film fun.

I thought the director did a brilliant job setting the mood throughout the film as the suspense and terror gradually grew to the mind-bending climax. Other elements that had a powerful effect were the lighting, use of fog, close-ups, fetishistic killings, and of course the eerie music. The work of the crew was excellent, but the same cannot be said about the cast that seemed amateurish at best. You know that the budget is low when you hire a couple of porn queens and ask them to go beyond their obligatory sex scene and actually give acting a stab.

Some people may consider "Evil Dead Trap" a classic, but I don't for one simple reason and that is the ridiculous ending (or multiple endings in this case). I would have loved this much more if they stuck to the lonely serial killer storyline instead of plunging into the supernatural or whatever it is they did here. After my initial viewing I was very upset and disappointed, but after that I expected it in my second trip through the "Evil Dead Trap", actually paying attention looking for answers that explain the madness. Unfortunately, I only came up with a few theories, many of which center around a multiple personality disorder based on having a Hideki. I won't go into any more detail to avoid spoilers, but I still never figured out exactly what the hell is the Hideki or where it came from. I guess some things are better left unexplained...

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YThis is definitely not one to scour for common sense. But if I recall correctly, this film did have some unusually erotic sex scenes, not just your throw-away horror movie stuff. It was odd to see a horror film sex scene filmed with such purpose.Choco
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Wheels On Meals (product link)
Martial Arts / Comedy



"Wheels On Meals" is a very solid film featuring Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, and Yuen Biao! If that's not a good enough reason to check it out, it also features a few members of the Lucky Stars in minor comedic roles and an excellent fight between Chan and Benny "The Jet" Urquidez.

The first half of the film seems to focus more on plot development and humor as Sammo is a third rate P.I. and Yuen Biao and Jackie Chan are selling burgers, visiting wacky people in the mental institution, and trying to impress a woman with sticky fingers. Some of the humor works well, but other parts kinda' fall flat and seem outdated. Overall, there is enough here to keep you entertained until the second half, where the plot and relationships between characters come full circle, resulting in more action which is what really makes "Wheels On Meals" stand out. After some goofing around, the final fights were very intense and hard-hitting. Well done!

Highly recommended for everyone.

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YI agree with Choco, fantastic action and some great stunts!Sgt. T
YPeople who hate on this film are missing out on some fantastic action.Choco
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Dragon Tiger Gate (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure



"Dragon Tiger Gate" is a martial arts/fantasy film based on a popular Chinese comic book series, and is directed by Wilson Yip and stars Donnie Yen. Although I never read the comic, [this film] has been described as not very consistent with the series to appeal to a more international audience resulting in it being a box office flop in Asia.

Donnie Yen does a good job with the martial arts side of the film, especially when working with the other two lead actors (Nicholas Tse and Shawn Yue) who do not have a martial arts background. The action was a bit over the top with too much wire-fu for my taste, but that can be expected from a fantasy film based on a comic book.

The director, Wilson Yip ("SPL", "Bio-Zombie") has always proved to be innovative and gives some impressive visuals in this one, but even that cannot fix the film's many shortcomings.

It's hard for this type of film to succeed without a strong villain, which was clearly the case here. Why should anyone care when he's that generic looking with no background information and doesn't even show up until 45 minutes into the show? He totally mailed it in until he kicked Turbo Shek and Tiger's ass resulting in Dragon (Donnie Yen) thrashing him later, which made all three characters look weak. In fact, Turbo and Tiger looked inferior the whole film. But why? Does Donnie Yen need that much of an ego boost after winning awards for "SPL"?

I know this is a film that you need to shut off your brain when watching, but that can be hard when it is not very entertaining. The worst thing that could have happened to this one is the high expectations that resulted with the insane comparisons to far superior films such as "Storm Riders" and "SPL". It's probably a good idea to skip this and watch "SPL"; and if you've seen that before, watch it again.

Somebody needs to offer an explanation on how this made it to Cannes.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YThis film just left me cold. I have no idea where the fault really lies, but it just doesn't work.Jeffrey Frawley
YBlack Belt Ninja
NI can't help but disagree. I found the choreography to be creative,ecclectic and enjoyable. You should probably watch it again. You say it has to much wire work and then you say it is inferior to "Storm Riders"? I think you are confused about something.Bastard Ronin
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Miike Collection Vol. 2: Family [2-Disc Set] (product link)
Action/Adventure

Two subpar efforts from famed director Takashi Miike. Both editions are yakuza films with all the typical elements you would expect from this genre, such as sex, drugs, violence, and betrayal. I love many of Takashi Miike's yakuza flicks, but I just felt like I was watching a low budget "Godfather" rip off with "The Family". Luckily, both films have a brisk runtime so the pain was short-lived.

Only recommended for people that are determined to view every Miike film on planet Earth.

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YWell put. My score might go slightly higher, but this is tired and subpar Miike.Jeffrey Frawley
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R-Point [Korean LE 2-Disc Box] (product link)
Horror / Thriller



"R-Point" is a very effective and atmospheric military/supernatural film. The plot is pretty straightforward and wastes no time getting started. Most of the characters of the search and rescue unit are not that likeable and, other than a few standouts, can be hard to distinguish individually. As mentioned in a previous review, the unit does have all the stereotypical types of military personalities normally seen in army films. Towards the beginning there were some elements that reminded me of "Saving Private Ryan", but in this case many of the viewers really don't find any characters likeable enough for them to care if they live or die.

It's obvious that some effort was put into character development, but that is not the main priority of the film, which is fine since its real appeal is their mission and all the mysteries surrounding it. In this aspect "R-Point" really shines. This film has an amazing aura of creepiness that lasts from beginning to tragic finale. Every shot was beautifully done and the locations were extremely eerie. I loved the first ghost scene, which reminded me of stories of phantom regiments reported in Gettysburg. I think that some of the ghost scenes after that were not as effective because they had too much of a human/human contact feel to them. I also would of liked a better explanation on the history of a certain character that emerges at the end of the film.

"R-Point" does a great job of emphasizing the solders losing touch with reality as the mission becomes even more intense and unbelievable with each passing day. It is evident that a lot of work was put into this production, but I think it falls a little short of being a horror classic because of a few minor flaws, although it is quite innovative and highly recommended.

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YThis may not be (correction: is not) a horror masterpiece, but it is an effective and engaging thriller. Four stars seems right.Jeffrey Frawley
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Red Cliff (product link)
Drama / Historical



"Red Cliff" is an epic war/drama based on Luo Guanzhong's lengthy "Three Kingdoms" saga that is one of China's premier works of literature. The story begins with the battle of Xinye, in which Liu Bei's force is crushed by the massive army of Cao Cao, fresh off his victories in the north, who is seen throughout the land as a traitor to the Han Dynasty, assuming the role of prime minister and using the emperor as a puppet. This was a great way to start the film, establishing Liu Bei and his generals as heroes accomplishing great deeds and saving peasants. There was some great action from the start, but the bulk of the film involves drama, intrigue, and character development as the events leading up to the legendary battle of Chi Bi are layed out for us in some truly grand storytelling.

"Red Cliff" was reported as being the most expensive mainland Chinese film to date (around $80 million), and legendary director John Woo didn't waste a penny on this production. The cast was fabulous and really matched my vision of what these folk heroes may have been like 1800 years ago (could this film be a literal anniversary production?). The action was also fantastic as the lengthy scenes were very gutwrentching and realistic, making action director veteran Corey Yuen a vital piece of this film's success. I could go on forever about the positive aspects of the film, but will leave that for the viewer to discover on their own.

I am a major fan of the novel and the video game series and was prepared to complain especially after reading that some changes have been made to the story, but actually found that the film was pretty consistent with the book. The changes that I did notice were done to make this a more interesting movie, and I think they worked very well. The most noticeable change was Sun Shang Xiang (Vickie Zhao) luring the Wei army into a trap near the end of the film. This was not a historical event, but who cares since the "Three Kingdoms" novels are only about 70% historical anyway? This scene was a clever addition to add some more action after a long period of dialogue as the film was nearing the end and also further establishing the allied generals as phenomenal warriors.

There can't be enough said about the overall quality of this film, and I can't wait to see part 2. I also hope the rumor is correct about a part 3 that could highlight the souring of the Shu and Wei relationship over the Jingzhou province, resulting in the rivalry between Zhuge Liang (Takeshi Kaneshiro) and Zhou Yu (Tony Leung) reaching its ultimate climax.

Release the doves, John Woo has returned to greatness.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YVery accurate assessment.Jeffrey Frawley
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The Bride With White Hair (product link)
Martial Arts / Fantasy



After multiple viewings I still have some mixed feelings about this film. There are plenty of positive aspects, and I think it has a great story. "The Bride With White Hair" also has many other great strengths, such as cinematograghy, editing, and the score, but the main reason to watch is the performances of Bridgette Lin and Leslie Cheung. Bridgette Lin was always great, but this is one of her best roles.

Unfortunately, I found some aspects of the film that I didn't enjoy as much. I know this is a Wuxia fantasy, but I thought the wirework was a little excessive, and it seemed as if every action scene was either sped up too fast or in slow motion, taking away from the beauty of the rest of the film. I also found the evil Siamese twins to be annoying. I read that this film opened a lot of doors in the acting career of Francis Ng, which I still can't figure out. Luckily for him, he does get better roles.

It's easy to see why "The Bride With White Hair" has become an arthouse favorite, but I still think it is a little overrated, although I still recommend it, as many people have different viewpoints on this one. I'm still stuck on whether it deserves 3 1/2 or 4 stars, so I'll unofficially give it 3 3/4.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YWhat bothered you bothered me rather less, so I would increase the rating to 4.5 - but I see what you're saying. While I prefer straight forward action, this is the most extreme form of wuxia pian. With that come wires....Jeffrey Frawley
YIt was different, interesting, but you're right about watching this for Bridgette Lin and Leslie Cheung's performances. The Siamese twins also got on my nerves!Sgt. T
YPersonally, I didn't get this film. A little fun but lacking.slave 2 (the ressurection)
YI agree 100% with what you said. Those conjoined twins were like nails on a chalkboard.William Giordanella
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Golden Swallow [1968] (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure



"Golden Swallow" is the follow-up to King Hu's classic film, "Come Drink With Me" with legendary director Chang Cheh at the helm and Cheng Pei Pei back for another round. Golden Swallow (Cheng Pei Pei) is living a peaceful life in a secluded valley with friend/protector Han Tao (Lo Lieh). Her world turns upside down when a mysterious swordman named Silver Roc (Jimmy Wang Yu) begins killing evil gangs in her name. Golden Swallow then begins to suspect that Silver Roc is a former classmate/love interest that disappeared years ago. Silver Roc reveals that he is conducting the massacres to lure out Golden Swallow in hopes of a reunion but conducts his business with no mercy, almost as if he is enjoying the slaughter. Golden Swallow goes off to clear her name and find the truth about Silver Roc's identity while Han Tao departs on his own mission to find out more information and protect her from harm. Silver Roc describes himself as an invincible swordsman with no home, although he often lives in a brothel with a sympathetic prostitute (Chao Hsin Yen). All of this builds up to a final climatic moment that is sure to alter everyone's living arrangements forever.

Very good preformances all around as Jimmy Wang Yu particularly shines coming off his 1967 classic, One Armed Swordsman. The action choreography of the great Lau Kar Leung is fast and furious as the viewer often needs to rewind and pause to see how Silver Roc cut down so many men with one stroke.

Director Chang Cheh also puts more emphasis on the characters' relationships and feelings (the love triangle) than many of his other films as it becomes the central plot instead of evil gang lords coming for revenge. Also notable is the beautiful scenery (mountains, waterfalls, sunsets) that is often seen throughout the film, which seems to go beyond the typical Shaw Bros. sets.

This is a great film that is a more than worthy addition to the King Hu/"Come Drink With Me" legacy.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YThe film isn't quite as good as King Hu's "Come Drink With Me," but it is still extremely fine. If only Cheng Pei-pei had had a little more to do...Jeffrey Frawley
Yhonest review, your points were all right about this one.JV47842
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House Of Traps (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure



The last film from the legendary Venoms squad takes place in a house of traps! The idea almost sounds too good to be true. Unfortunately, it comes with a weak plot that could have used some refinement, small amounts of action, and limited use of the house of traps which the film is named after. I can live with most of these problems as long as they didn't completely ruin the film (which they didn't), but really would have liked to see more action within the house, which had unlimited potential, especially with legendary "Tomato Chang" at the helm.

I still found this to be a good, entertaining film that could have used a little more polish in certain areas. "House of Traps" is far from a dud, although it is not one of Chang Cheh's or The Venoms' best works. But even a mediocre outing from these individuals' careers would be a highlight for another.

Oh yeah, and where can I buy one of those umbrellas?

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YThis second-rate Venoms film is quite a bit better than many other performers' best. You are quite right.Jeffrey Frawley
Yslave 2 (the ressurection)
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Born To Fight [2004] (product link)
Action/Adventure / Martial Arts



This one furthered my interest in the quality of film Panna Rittakrai could make make if he put more emphasis on a deep, sensible story. I believe "Born to Fight" once again missed that goal.

As expected in his films, the martial arts--and especially the stunt work--was top notch as he continues to push the limits of the amount of damage the human body can absorb. I liked how he paid tribute to the Hong Kong heroic bloodshed era (John Woo) in several scenes, and the opening sequence that was very reminiscent of the classic opening scene of "Police Story". The fighting was intense and brutal, and the stunt work was even crazier as people were set on fire, crashing down on hard objects from high places, and inches away from getting their head squashed by a semi. Add in some nice scenic visuals and that sums up its positive aspects.

The major problem of the film is that it has a very weak story, which should be expected when the majority of the 97-minute runtime is one large action sequence. We don't learn much about the supporting characters, which gives me nothing to care about anything other than the mindless violence. Hell, we don't even get any details on the origin of the drug cartel/terrorist group, other than that they are mean people. Are they Thai? Are they Burmese? And how the hell did they get a nuke and why do they want to blow up Bangkok? Thank God it's not that easy to obtain a nuke in the real world.

I also thought some of the action was cartoonish, and I do have a bias against films that try to combine martial arts and machine guns. Does anybody really think that martial arts, gymnastics, soccer balls, and bouncing off a wall flipping 25 times would stop a band of killers running around with heavy duty military hardware? Of course not.

"Born to Fight" has many great elements. I would give the stunt work 5 stars, but the plot dosen't deserve more than 2. As a complete package, I believe "Born to Fight" is overrated, but is recommended for people looking for superb and dangerous stunts with lots of action but little substance.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YThe story isn't quite there: This is more of a very good audition reel for the stunt coordinator.Jeffrey Frawley
YJeet Kune Bro
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Fatal Contact (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure



I came into this one with low expectations, except for the work of Wu Jing. I have to say, the story was a little better than I thought it would be, and I liked some of the humor that was added between Wu Jing's bone crunching fights. I especially liked the captain's (Ronald Cheng) insightful revelation on why walruses get slaughtered and the exchange with Miki Yeung's character in which she knows he's mainland Chinese because he squats and he tries to convince her to smoke so he can bum cigarettes off her.

The action was as good as was expected from Wu Jing and the other fighters, and Ronald Cheng did a nice job too. My only gripe in this department is that there could have been more fights and less wirework.

The story was so-so, and I think they tried to add too many other elements to a film that should be purely martial arts, coming up with messy results. The melodrama was very forced and unneccesary, especially towards the end.

Finally, when will Hong Kong filmmakers cast female actresses based on talent rather than looks? My patientence is growing thin with these cutsey hello kitty catalog girls that are in way over their heads with little upside. There has to be a young Bridgette Lin or Maggie Cheung out there somewhere...

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YHong Kong is not alone in picking fetching starlets to essay difficult dramatic roles, and it has harmed many films. While I enjoyed "Fatal Contact," it presented far more issues than it cared to handle.Jeffrey Frawley
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