The Kung Fu Instructor (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure A lesser Ti Lung Shaw film. There are a few flashes of brilliance here, mainly with the choreography, but the story itself just isn't very interesting.
Ti Lung himself is great, as usual, but the film feels like it was made up as they went along (not an altogether uncommon practice in Hong Kong it seems).
One note regarding the ending that I saw in one of the other reviews - it wasn't a defeat the villain to prove you're right ending; there was correspondence between Sha Er Lang and Meng Er Da that was handed over to the authorities.
On a sadder note, whilst looking the film up on the internet, I found out that Wong Yue, Ti Lung's student in the film, passed away last month (May, 2008) as a result of hepatitis.
It's hilarious. A spoof of (amongst other things) daytime TV detective shows, hospital dramas, Stephen King and talking head DVD extras, it hits the spot perfectly.
You have actor Todd Rivers, who hasn't done a decent gig since Boon, porn-purveyor-turned-producer Dean Learner, and author, dreamweaver, visionary (plus actor) Garth Marenghi, all reminiscing on the lost TV classic, Darkplace. Sadly, Madeleine Wool was unable to make the reunion, as she's missing, presumed dead.
The DVD extras are hilarious too, especially the radio adverts.
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Yes! Thank you! Why don't more people know about this show? It's HILARIOUS!!
Warning - lots of brackets and thought-drifting rambling may be visible.
This set is great! I've been hoping for a restored release of the Sister Street Fighter films ever since Optimum released Sonny Chiba's Street Fighter trilogy in the UK. Sadly no UK release has been forthcoming, but this Brentwood set's very reasonably priced and well-restored.
Chiba himself makes an appearance in the first film, although not as Takuma Tsurugi (from his Street Fighter films). The action choreography's similar, as are several cast members (Masashi Ishibashi, from the first two Street Fighter films, appears in at least the first two Sister films, if not the third as well), but the first three Sister films are a hell of a lot more wild and wacky.
The villains are pretty much all dressed in bizarre costumes, and carry traditional weapons at all times. Never ask why no-one carries a gun - it's like asking why Bond villains don't just shoot Bond in the head when they capture him. I can only imagine the glee the costume department took when they set to work.
The great Yasuaki Kurata co-stars in the second and third films (as different characters), which is reason enough to watch them anyway. I've a feeling Japanese action cinema at the time had an even smaller talent pool to play with than Hong Kong, given you see several actors appear in more than one film, yet playing someone else each time.
The first three films follow fairly similar stories, but all are fun, if a little sadistic at times. The fourth film, Fifth Level Fist, is a bit different however.
Fifth Level Fist is a sequel in name only, with Etsuko Shihomi playing a completely different character here. There's a disappointing lack of crazy villains here, but there's a few Western actors involved, who appear to be speaking Japanese, rather than being dubbed, like they would have been in Hong Kong. I was rather impressed with the rather open treatment the film-makers gave the racist abuse two of the characters suffered in their youth. It's not something you expect in a Martial Arts film, and was handled very well.
I doubt I've covered why I actually recommend these films with the above meandering waffle. Basically, you get a very pretty leading lady who kicks major-league ass, crazy henchmen, a few naked ladies, Sonny Chiba, and Yasuaki Kurata. You also get Etsuko Shihomi displaying some rather fine nunchaku technique as well.
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yes you're right i think these films are entertaining and at the hkflix price this boxset is a snip.
Opium And The Kung-Fu Master (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure Whilst this follows the age-old fight-lose-train-win formula of many a martial arts movie, Opium... has the benefit of starring the great Ti Lung and Chen Kuan-tai.
Peppered with great fights, a nice cold turkey sequence (though not as good as Gene Hackman's, despite Ti Lung's theatrics), and good performances from Ti Lung and Chen Kuan-tai, Opium and the Kung-Fu Master is well worth seeking out. Late-period Shaw Brothers films really don't come much better than this.
The Kid With A Tattoo (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure Whilst wildly inconsistent, mainly due to the film's tone swinging from serious to comedic without pausing for breath, and lacking a strong lead performance, The Kid With A Tattoo is worth watching mainly for the last half hour. The action there is fantastic.
Shaolin Temple [1982] (product link) Martial Arts / Drama This is a great film. Not quite as good as "Martial Arts of Shaolin", but vastly superior to "Kids From Shaolin".
The story's pretty decent, especially compare to most HK kung fu films. The action scenes are fantastic, if a little too much like wushu demonstrations at times.
Animal lovers may wish to avoid this though. I'm not sure the dog and sheep deaths were faked. Early '80s China for you.
Princess Madam (product link) Girls With Guns / Action/Adventure I've got a copy of this on VHS. It's pretty much a bog-standard Girls With Guns film although, unfortunately, kungfucinema.com has this as another of Godfrey Ho's cut-and-paste films. To be honest, I never noticed, for which I'm quite ashamed. It's been a few years since I saw this in fairness, so another viewing might clear it up for me.
Decent enough for what it is, but there are far better films out there.
Scarlet Diva (product link) Drama / Erotica Boring, self-indulgent rubbish, featuring lots of softcore shots of real sex, Scarlet Diva shows Asia Argento sadly doesn't appear to have inherited her father's visual flair.
Lots of "arty" scenes and boring dialogue abound, in a story that never once strikes up any interest. Asia Argento's a good actress (though not here, and it's her film), but doesn't impress on this viewing as writer or director. Nice tattoo, though.
Despite the tension caused by Jackie and Lau Kar-leung clashing over choreography styles, DM2 remains a top-notch film.
Great performances come from Jackie, Ti Lung and the late, great Anita Mui, and Lau Kar-leung's action is as good as it's ever been.
I personally wasn't as impressed with the end battle as a lot of other people seem to have been. Too gimmicky for my tastes. However, there's plenty left that IS great.
Thankfully, this came from a bargain bin. I'g have been most unhappy had I paid full price for this piece of tat. All effects and no content. I hate Wong Jing as well.
A crap story, initially based on Tekken, but lawsuits abounded, and that went out of the window. So, having Sammo, Yuen Biao and Chin Kar-lok on board, did they allow them the freedom to kick ass? Erm, no. The leading roles seem to be talentless pretty-boys (and girls), none of whom have any degree of acting ability or martial skill. Quick, get the wirework ready and hire a CG team to cover everything in a glossy sheen...
Sadly this seems to be the norm. I tolerated "A Man Called Hero" and "Storm Riders", but this goes further down the path, and I'm prepared to waste my time with dross like this.
Casshern (product link) Action/Adventure / Science Fiction Overlong, ridiculously convoluted, and rubbish action scenes. I remember being so bored during this that I checked how long was left, only to find it was 40 minutes. It'd been on for over an hour and a half. I watched it all to see if it got any better. It didn't.
Tedious live action anime. I'm not the biggest anime fan in the world, which possibly didn't help. However, a good film's still a good film, no matter the medium. This outright sucked.
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I think you are too charitable in giving this movie a 1/2 star. This is quite possibly the only Japanese movie worse than Battle Royale 2.
SPL: Sha Po Lang (product link) Crime / Drama This is a great film. Some gaping plot holes, admittedly, but the film sucks you in regardless. Simon Yam and Sammo are fantastic, and Wu Jing impresses as the villain. A nice change of pace after the underrated Tai Chi Boxer and the disappointing Drunken Monkey. Acting-wise, Donnie seemed to be the weak link, but more than made up for it with the action choreography.
Little undercranking or wirework (which shows the effect budget and cast talent has on Donnie's work) is evident here, and the two main fights are brutal. Donnie and Wu Jing duel with extandable baton and what looks like a wakizashi or tanto, and Donnie and Sammo have a bruising brawl, mixing kickboxing and jiu jitsu.
The story itself works pretty well, with the ever-watchable Simon Yam starring as a terminally-ill detective resorting to dubious methods in order to put Sammo's crime boss away.
Black Eagle (product link) Action/Adventure / Martial Arts A truly abysmal film. Sho Kosugi's never been the greatest of screen action stars, but this must rank as his worst film.
Terrible acting, fighting and plotting abound throughout this debacle. The only reason I own a copy (VHS) is because I went on holiday to Malta years ago, and it's nice to see places I've been to. That's the only reason this doesn't get a big ZERO. The Robin Williams Popeye movie was filmed in Malta too, so we visited the set for that as well.
Aside from that, the girl that follows Van Damme around's quite cute, but that hardly constitutes a reason to watch the film.
All in all, a nice fat turkey, all ready for eating at Christmas. Or Thanksgiving for you American folks.
Bang-Rajan: The Legend Of The Village Warriors [Australia SE 2-Disc Set] (product link) Action/Adventure / War This is the sort of film that puts recent Hollywood epics to shame. Sure, a lot of the acting's a little wonky , but the characters themselves all fit perfectly. The action's fantastic, full of bone-crunching knees and elbows, along with copious amounts of double-sword and double-axe fights. Plus, the Burmese are portrayed like the English are in bad Mel Gibson films - the most evil people known to mankind, which makes them highly suitable villains.
Shame the CG work is blatantly visible, but it shows Thai cinema's definitely worth keeping an eye open for. This and the films from the Ong Bak team have certainly opened the right doors.
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i think this is a great thai movie with a good story and cool battle scenes.
Robotrix (product link) Science Fiction / Girls With Guns This one I enjoyed. Chikmako Aoyama is stunning, and Amy Yip was always worth watching.
Haven't seen for a while, as I sold some videos several years ago, and this was one of the first to go. Wish I'd kept it now.
What I do recall was Billy Chow killing prostitutes, and well-stacked girls fighting. If all Cat III films were like this, I'd buy them all, but sadly garbage like "Evil Instinct" and "Naked Killer" seems to be the norm.
Perhaps I've been spoilt by films along the way (Lau Kar-leung's Shaw Brothers directorial outings, and much of the Hong kong Legends series), but I didn't get much out of King Boxer choreography-wise. It seemed very much in the pre-Bruce Lee "Windmill Fist" vein, and it seemed to be running in slow motion at times.
In saying that, Lo Lieh made a good, intense hero, a role (like the great Hwang Jang Lee) he didn't get to play too often. Also, the crimson Shaw blood remains a favourite effect of mine, even after working my way through my beloved grubby Italian splatter-fests, George Romero and David Cronenberg films, and Ichi the Killer.
Looking at the story, King Boxer does have nice sub-plots, even if the characters never really develop. However, like I mentioned at the start, I've seen a lot better films since this was released, with Sammo and Lau Kar-leung primarily responsible for some of my favourites (ie The Victim, The Prodigal Son, Heroes of the East and The Eight Diagram Pole Fighter). It may be unfair to compare true "old-school" films with more modern pieces (even if only ten years separates them) but, unfortunately, that is what is going to happen, especially with Celestial reissuing about 75% of the Shaw Brothers catalogue.
Personally, King Boxer is a film I bought due to it's fame as the film that broke Chinese Martial Arts movies in the USA (under the name Five Fingers of Death). For that reason alone, it's one to own.
Oh, and it's still better than many, far more recent, American Martial Arts movies.
Zatoichi Meets The One Armed Swordsman (product link) Swordplay/Sword(s) / Action/Adventure Not the best of the Zatoichi films that I've seen, which is probably due to the presence of Jimmy Wang Yu. I've never seen the appeal he had in his Shaws days (Temple of the Red Lotus is one the worst HK films I've ever seen that's not a Wong Jing film), and here he again fails to impress. His Windmill Fist swordplay looks awful compared to Shintaro Katsu's work, and he can't act.
I rented this without realising it was from the Wong Jing stable - if I'd known, I'd never have bothered.
Where do I start? The misogyny? The homophobia? The wasting of Chiu Man Cheuk? Being a Wong Jing production? The completely ludicrous revenge storyline?
Whilst I'll admit that Wong Jing has come out with a few good films over the years (he's made so many that the law of averages says some of them must be watchable) this certainly isn't one of them. Whilst he isn't the director, his hallmarks are all over this film. Misogyny far beyond any of Sammo' films, a man who kills women seemingly solely because he's gay, and the wasting of a gifted martial arts star.
One thing I didn't work out is that, if the killer murdered one of the characters because he loved Chiu Man Cheuk, how does that explain the earlier victims?
I remember Bey Logan saying that this was one of the worst films he'd seen to come out of Hong Kong. He wasn't exaggerating. Avoid it like the plague.
An absolute masterpiece. The Odd Couple is one of the finest kung fu comedies ever made, and also one of the finest classical weapons movies to boot.
The choreography is stunning, especially the duel between the masters and Leung Kar-yan. For a man whose only real training came when he decided to work in films, Leung Kar-yan has superb control. How they didn't kill each other amazes me.
I have to admit, I though Dean Shek was hilarious as Master Rocking. He was a bit too strange in Warriors Two, but here he's just right. Funnily enough, before seeing any of the HKL series, I was unaware that Dean Shek had done roles like this. I'd only seen him in A Better Tomorrow II, where he'd done a rather good dramatic turn. I digress...
Anyway, this film is one of the finest Hong Kong martial arts films of all time. I still prefer 8 Diagram Pole Fighter for weapons scenes, but this comes very close to that.
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i agree with you're review but i would of giving it 4 stars cos i think sammo's done better films.
The Rebellious Reign (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure A surprisingly good film, with lots of good action scenes. Sadly, Tsui Siu-keung doesn't get to do much fighting, but he has a great time as the evil prince. Jimmy Lee does well in the lead role, both action-wise and acting-wise.
Secret Ninja, Roaring Tiger (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure Not very good. Dragon Lee's rubbish. Hwang Jang Lee and the other lead hero (Jack Lam?) are good. End fight has a similar conclusion to "Ninja In The Dragon's Den" (a FAR superior film that Hwang Jang Lee also appeared in).
Shaolin Lady [3-Disc Set] (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure
[This review refers to an English dubbed version of the film.]
Having watched the UK release of this film, I can safely say I wish I hadn't bothered. It's terrible. It's a poor knock-off of Eddie Murphy's almost as bad "The Golden Child", with little in the way of decent action.
Lam Ching Ying's hardly in it, one of the people who's meant to be a good guy is a child-abusing teacher with a gambling problem (only in Hong Kong...), and Conan Lee doesn't get to do much apart from pratfalls until the end sequence. Cynthia Rothrock does her best, but she's never been able to act, and doesn't look anywhere near as good as in "Yes Madam".
The English dubbing is atrocious. No attempt whatsoever has been made to lip-sync the dialogue, the result being that everyone's finished speaking before their mouths stop moving. The western actors don't have their own voices, but their lines seem pretty much the same, only a second or two out of sync. Ridiculous.
Cradle 2 The Grave (product link) Action/Adventure / Martial Arts This is probably the best of Jet Li's American films to date (yet to see "Unleashed" though). Sadly Mark Dacascos isn't given enough to do, and his end fight with Jet Li is too short and has to share too much screen time with DMX's fight scene. DMX is a hell of a lot better here than he was in "Romeo Must Die", but could definitely do with a few more acting screen fighting lessons.
Nice seeing Chuck Liddell, Tito Ortiz and Randy Couture as cage fighters. According to the featurette, Hector Echavarria was one of them too. Didn't spot him, or I may have turned the film off. "Extreme Force" is one of the worst films I own.
Whilst this may be a good US Jet Li film, it doesn't hold up much to comparisons with "Martial Arts of Shaolin" or "Fist of Legend". Mind you, what does?
The New Legend Of Shaolin (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure This film SUCKS. Wong Jing at his worst. Most of the fights are poor, and the "humour" is typically awful. Calling it toilet humour would be an insult to toilets.
Noting the opening scene being lifted from "Sword of Vengeance", I put that on after this to try and purge myself of the unclean feeling "New Legend of Shaolin" had brought on.
The Hell's Wind Staff (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure Not one of my favourites, even with Hwang Jang Lee in it. The stick fighting's nice, but no 8 Diagram Pole Fighter, but not the best use of Hwang Jang Lee's talents.
The characters were fairly dull, and the training not very interesting. Also, the end fight is far too long. A few cuts here and there would have been better.
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I perhaps would have rated this a little bit higher, but I agree with most of your review. Hwang Jang Lee is definitely under-utilized.
Gravedigger (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure This is one of IFD's splice-jobs, where they film some new scenes and cut them into an older film.
A mix of a low-grade HK vampire film with some Caucasian ninjas spliced in. You know they're ninja, cos it says so on their headbands... As for their Power Ranger-esque outfits, I won't even comment.
Basically, rubbish. Doubt the original film was much good though, but I still don't like spliced films.
Great performances from Ti Lung (as Wu Song), Ku Feng (as Wu the Elder) and Wang Ping (as Pan Jin-lian) are the centrepiece of this award-winning Shaw Brothers production.
Tiger Killer is a simmering drama (with some kung fu - it does star Ti Lung, after all) where Ti Lung is forced to escape to the country after killing some local bullies. His elder brother, played by Ku Feng, takes the blame, despite being of somewhat diminutive stature and a local figure of ridicule. Whilst away, Ti Lung gains fame after killing a tiger - a somewhat disturbing mix of Ti Lung vs man-in-suit and stuntman vs tiger. Upon his return, he finds his brother married to Wang Ping, a girl with a wandering eye.
Employed now as Assistant Chief Constable, Ti Lung is forced to go away to the capital as part of his duties. His brother promises to wait for him but, on his return, there is no sign of Ku Feng...
Ku Feng and Wang Ping both won Golden Horse awards for their roles (Best Supporting Actor and Best Actress respectively), with Ti Lung unfairly missing out, as his performance is superb.
Only three real action scenes in this, with one of these being against a tiger, so not really one for people only wanting kung fu scenes. This is a very well-acted drama, with a couple of fight scenes added for good measure.
I've been waiting for this to turn up at hkflix.com, just so I can review it.
This is in Mandarin with imbedded subtitles, despite the box saying it's the English version. The bonus fight's very silly, and seems to star the Shaolin hero from this film.
To be honest, this film really isn't very good. The film seems very disjointed, like someone cut chunks out at random. Our bald hero seems to become a great kung fu expert despite the training consisting of swinging on some ropes and doing a few flips. If that's all it takes, I'm off to become one as well.
Characters seem to disappear then reappear with mention, and the end fight has the three combatants jump into a hallway, then mysteriously cuts to them, in the woods, with the villain up a tree!
A very silly part of the end fight is the obligatory drunken monk bizarrely being allowed to give the Shaolin hero alcohol to allow him to use his drunken pole fighting. WTF? What self-repecting villain would stand there and allow this? He could have at least have been knocked down and struggling to get back up.
Going back to the drunken pole fighting, this is actually rather good. Quite possibly the only reason to watch the film. The rest of the choreography's good, but nothing special.
I never have been able to discover who Jacky Lee is, or why he's mentioned on the casing as cameoing. I presume he's the random stranger that turns up at the temple looking for a fight, leading to a fight with our Shaolin hero. Never heard of him outside of this film.
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I agree. Some very illogical sequences in this movie. The jump cut/edits didn't help either.
Temple Of The Red Lotus (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure Sadly, after expecting a classic, I found this to be a crashing bore, with bad action scenes and obvious doubles.
Wang Yu doesn't show a hint of what made him a star, whilst Lo Lieh does in the small role he had.
How Wang Yu and his new bride ever got out of the house is beyond me. They're supposed to fight their way out, yet get beaten every time and beg their way past. Somehow, I don't think this would give them much of chance against trained villains. Not here though. They despatch henchmen like it was going out of fashion, and are only stopped by being outnumbered.
One of my all-time favourites. "Last House on the Left" to this day remains a powerful, savage piece of work. Still censored (around 16 seconds is cut, which at least meant the film got a release, rather than stay on the "video nasty" list - try and get an uncut version from abroad if possible though), "Last House..." nevertheless remains unflinching in it's depiction of violence as something nasty, rather than titillating.
Great performances, especially from David Hess, and a plot lifted from Ingmar Bergman ("The Virgin Spring") keep this disturbing film from descending into the downright nastiness that Italian directors like Ruggero Deodato (see "House By the Edge of the Park" - but not the UK release, as 12 minutes have been censored - you probably won't understand why it's notorious if you see the cut version) happily made their own in imitating this film.
Admittedly the ending doesn't ring true, but this doesn't really tarnish the film. Highly recommended, but most definitely NOT one for the easily offended. Quite why people took children to see this in American cinemas in the 70s is beyond me. Were they idiots? This is a perfect example of a film aimed at an adult audience - unlike some of Craven's later work, this doesn't have monsters uttering one-liners, or an attractive cast of TV faces.
A great film with some great extras (La Constellation Jodorowsky is a really good documentary), "Santa Sangre" is a both a departure from and a reflection of Jodorowsky's previous work. Rather than a surreal western along the lines of "El Topo", "Santa Sangre" is more like one of Dario Argento's giallo horrors. Given Argento's brother, Claudio, is one of the producers, this shouldn't come as a surprise, though Jodorowsky does state on the commentary track that Claudio had nothing to do with the script, and only came on board after the film was written.
As with "El Topo", dwarfs, amputees, tattooed ladies, etc. form part of the cast list, some in major roles, others merely background characters.
The cast are good, especially Jodorowsky's son, Axel, as Fenix, Blanca Guerra as his mother, and Sabrina Dennison as the deaf/mute Alma.
Thanks go to Anchor Bay (again!) for releasing an excellent Jodorowsky DVD. Here's praying his differences with the copyright holders of "El Topo" and "The Holy Mountain" can be resolved. They deserve to be released properly on DVD, especially as the never-prolific Jodorowsky is working on two new films, to be released this year and next, his first releases since 1990's "The Rainbow Thief".
B-Movie storyline aside, Ong Bak has some of THE most incredible action sequences ever filmed. Combining the agility of Jet Li at his peak, the intensity of Bruce Lee, and his own phenomenal Muay Thai and Taekwondo skills, Tony Jaa is quite possibly the most promising martial arts actor to appear on the scene for a long time. He's certainly moved on from doubling people in Mortal Kombat sequels...
Due to the lack of any subtitling (or even the usually unwelcome English dub) [on the version I watched], I wasn't quite sure why anyone wanted to steal the head of a town's Buddha. This should change with the upcoming international release of Ong Bak. Nevertheless, you can pick up enough to get by on, especially if you're a seasoned martial arts movie fan; the cliches are in place. From the drug-enhanced henchman to the outcast sidekick who eventually mends his ways, all the characters are present from many of the films you've already seen.
However, and this is a big however, the fight scenes are some of the best (if not THE best) I've ever seen. As the late Brandon Lee once mentioned about martial arts films, if you're not going to give us a great story with good acting, at least give us something special in the action department.
Boy, does Ong Bak deliver. Tony Jaa is an absolute physical phenomenon. Inside out somersaults, multiple twists into devastating kicks, huge jumping knees with his legs on fire (think Street Fighter II's Sagat's Tiger Knee with flaming shins), sliding under a car whilst performing splits, and thunderous jumping elbows, to name but a few.
Do yourself a favour and see this in it's entirety, as the international version is sure to be re-edited, be it for violence or because it's "too Asian" or some other lame excuse. The language barrier isn't a problem here. Just sit back and enjoy the ride!
Legend Of The Eight Samurai (product link) Action/Adventure / Martial Arts A surprisingly good swords-and-sorcery flick, in the vein of Conan and Red Sonja. Perhaps not quite up to Conan's level, ...Eight Samurai is easily a match for Red Sonja, and a hell of a lot better than The Sword and the Sorceror.
Ropey sets and special effects add to the appeal, with Hiroyuki Sanada nearly destroying a "cave" wall when he's thrown onto it. The dubbing isn't atrocious, although Japanese dialogue would have been preferable. There did appear to be one major edit made to the film, which you'll doubtless notice - watch for how Sanada is brought out of the castle by the guard.
...this is a film I'd watch again.
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I found this one to be really boring with special effects reminiscent of an Ed Wood film.
I bought this as soon as it came out. Having first heard about Sonny Chiba's Street Fighter films via Quentin Tarantino and Tony Scott's True Romance, I looked into buying them. Sadly the only available versions were pan & scan, dubbed versions. Being a snob, I turned my nose up, and stocked up on Jet Li imports instead (I'd rather buy sub-par VHS transfers than the travesties the House of Mouse release).
Then, I somehow came across a review on Empire magazine's website about a restored, Japanese language release of the three main Street Fighter films (sadly no Sister Street Fighter, but here's hoping...) and off I went to order them.
Were they what I was expecting? Mainly, yes. I'd heard they were raw and brutal, and I wasn't disappointed. The choreography isn't quite what I expected, but does fit more in with the series' title than lots of vaulting and wirework would have done. You do see a few nice flips from Sonny Chiba, showing off a bit of his previous life as an Olympic-class gymnast.
The Street Fighter itself is brilliant. Best described as mixing Dirty Harry, Get Carter, and Leone's Dollars trilogy, with a seriously pissed Bruce Lee, Chiba presents a true anti-hero in Takuma Tsurugi. A man not beyond selling a girl into slavery for not paying his fee, he nevertheless works to a strict code of honor (if it can be called that). He literally fights his way into protecting a dead industrialist's daughter, simply because his usual Yakuza employers won't pay his fee up front. Brutal choreography abounds, with a stunning X-ray shot of a skull cracking sticking in the mind (pardon the expression...). Watch out for the Zatoichi-alike - he's great! Like Jackie Chan afterwards, Chiba also isn't afraid to take a beating during his scenes. All three films see him taken to the brink of death at various points.
Return of the Street Fighter has a fairly simple story, where Chiba's Tsurugi is ordered to kill the Karate Sensei he befriended in the original film, but ends up on the run, after refusing to do so. One of his pursuers turns out to be an unwelcome returnee from The Street Fighter.
The Street Fighter's Last Revenge is less bloody, but no less watchable. This time, Tsurugi gets involved in a heroin smuggling plot, with an over-zealous cop and Yakuza on his tail. An odd scene shows a telephone operator speaking, but making no sound. Presumably a fault on the original soundtrack, as there no other noticable errors in any of the films. The sound is good, and the picture nicely restored on all three.
In my opinion, the only way to own these films is this set.
Absolute garbage. Not even Donnie Yen or the always lovely Chingmy Yau make this worth watching. Some daft story about a Satanic serial killer (again...) really isn't enough to spark any interest, especially when Wong Jing's involved. Occasionally, he comes up trumps, like "God of Gamblers", or "City Hunters", but here the story's nonsense. Dark and jumpy translates as badly lit and edited here.
Oh, and having Donnie Yen in a film and giving him very little to do action-wise is a sillly move. Quite how that would fit in in a serial killer movie is beyond me, which is quite possibly my point. You see Donnie's name and think some good action is forthcoming. Not here.
The script's rubbish and formulaic (another Wong Jing hallmark...), meaning the actors have very little chance of coming out with any credit at all. The girls are sexy, but I can find sexy girls in most films, and they'll be better films than this one. Well, at least this isn't as bad as "Evil Instinct". And no-one eats a penis, thinking it's a sausage ("Naked Killer", I believe. Wong Jing again...)
Evil Instinct (product link) Thriller / Erotica [This film] wasn't even worth $1. I traded it...shortly after watching it.
Some tosh about people turning into snakes after having sex with insurance salesgirls, as far as I recall. Nice girls, whose clothes conveniently keep falling off, but nothing whatsoever to make you want to watch it again. Hell, if you just want to see these girls with no clothes on, you can use the internet for that.
Don't encourage people to make crap like this by buying it.
Despite the somewhat suspect anti-Japanese storyline, Heroes of the East is still a fantastic Martial Arts film. The choreography is stunning (as was the rule with Lau Kar-leung), showcasing Gordon Liu's wide-ranging abilities. None of the Japanese characters really seem to have any depth, but Yuko Mizuno sparkles as Liu's wife, and Yasuaki Kurata is always worth watching. He's in three of my favourites now, adding this to Legend of a Fighter and Fist of Legend.
Lau Kar-leung himself cameos, as a Drunken Boxing teacher, in a display even better than that of Yuen Siu-tin in Drunken Master. He also doubles for Gordon Liu (certainly looks like him) for some of the flashier three-sectioned staff displays.
All of the fight scenes are great, with Gordon Liu's fights with his wife, Yasuaki Kurata (possibly the only time I'll ever see a Crab-based style), and his three-sectioned staff vs tonfa/nunchaka fight with the Bruce Lee lookalike as standouts.
In closing, ignore the suspect political undertones, and watch for the stunning choreography.
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This is Liu's best film and is totally brilliant. As for the anti-Japanese storyline, it is certainly an improvement over most old-schoolers that portray the Japanese as the devil-incarnate.
I've had this film on video (as "Beyond The Law", which the IMDb refuse to believe when I try and add it) for some years now, and it's still hilarious. Apparently it's not a comedy though, so that may not be the right reaction...
Anyway, the IMDb has this as being directed by Lau Kar-Leung, which I'm also trying to change. I don't think he'd make something quite this bad. The two stars are for the decent end fight, where Cynthia finally squares off against Michiko Nishiwaki. Were it not for that, a single, lonely star [out of 5] would be the maximum I could give it.
Perhaps it was the dubbing, but the jokes in this were awful. Watching one of the supposed detectives (the less ugly one) spend most of his time trying to seduce the sister of the man they're trying to find is somewhat ridiculous. Also, hearing the other detective (the ugly one) call Cynthia "my honey" leaves me in shudders. She's far too lovely for that.
Anyhow, don't bother buying this film, but you could rent it if you can find it. It's worth watching as a reminder of how bad Hong Kong films can be.
Absolutely stunning. Seeing Jet Li move like this without wires and before age and injuries took their toll is jaw-dropping.
Yu Hai is as impressive as he was in Tai Chi Boxer (with Wu Jing), and Lau Kar-leung's direction and choreography are superb. I've never seen the first two Shaolin Temple films and, whilst this is apparently the best, action-wise, I shall have to seek them out now.
Huang Qiu-yan made a good female lead, and it appears that Jet did in fact win her hand in the end, as he married her in real life (from 1987-1990).
What more can you ask for in a film? There's pole fighting, Mantis style kung fu, and the mighty three-sectioned staff.
Unless I'm mistaken, Chi Chuen-Hua (Yu from Fong Sai Yuk II) was one of the henchmen. There was certainly a mean-looking bald guy that closely resembled him in any respect.
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