Oh my FUCKING GOD! You know what? Oh Your FUCKING GOD AS WELL! This is sleaze. Softcore sleaze at it's creepiest. Let me see if I can be subtle. Dracula likes blood. Women make a special "Lady Blood". Dracula likes "Lady Blood"! The movie deals with Dr. Dracula (nothing like Dr. Pepper...except the red spot) hunting for "Lady Blood". The movie has all kinds of weird sexual things going on beside that. One chick practices fellatio/titty fucking with a cucumber. Some guy has some kind of penis infection(?) that makes sex painful for him, which leads to scenes with him fending off horny women. Dracula bangs the cucumber chick in a sex swing. Crazy Stuff. This movie really steps beyond your average Korean AV. Now let me drive home the point that Korean AV is like softcore porn so there aren't any "messy" situations shown. (just implied) Part of the fun is watching the guy doing his Dracula shtick. He sniffs at their crotches and makes his move but they shove him back and explain now is not the time of month to "go downtown". Leading to Dracula having unenthusiastic sex with them. The very first scene has Dracula eyeballing his nurse's pad the whole time his banging her. He even steals it and runs off after he's done. Sick!

And that's just the start. The movie does a good job of out doing itself from scene to scene. The sex is on par with every other Korean AV I've seen but the story makes it one of a kind.

I also want to make a note that I'm not bilingual so I couldn't tell you what the actual story is about, but in this case, it really doesn't matter. The movie revolves around "Sex Wrestling". And you get the whole setup. You have commentators talking over sex scenes, creepy fans watching at home, and some chick with a microphone walking around talking about stuff. This really isn't the kind of movie you get "into"--there's too much distracting you from the sex. This is something you watch for the absurdity.

SPOILER: For those who want an idea of what "absurdity" means. The main story revolves around people (male vs. female) fucking each other into submission. Before the fight the ref checks for foreign objects by pulling down each fighters panties (the men wear bikini briefs), which means the ref gets a look at what everyone's got. There's always commentary to the "fight" scenes as well as shots of the viewing audience. The male champ is fucked to death (I think), which leads to some guy training to avenge him. And yes there is an extended training sequence. Completely weird. I think I'll stop here. If you didn't find any of that amusing, avoid this movie, otherwise watch and learn.

SPOILER (in reference to the "far fetched" story): The killer lives with four people. He mutilates the corpses when no one is home (but always tidies up afterwards). He stores body remnants in his room that he splits with his brother--and seems to share his bodily functions with bottles instead of toilets. On top of all that, the "catalyst" for his violent nature seems to be repressed childhood sexual curiosity. It's annoying how his sister thinks him peeping her in the bathtub as a child explains him murdering people. She, of course, fails to mention the abusive stepmother who treated him like trash. Think of it as a Cinderella Story...except with an Unhappy begining, middle and end. Oh there's also some necrophilia.

The way scenes were shot also helps/hurts the fights. Sometimes they shoot from behind things: clothesline with laundry, boxes/debris, or graffiti covered windows. While it does add a fly on the wall perspective, it also interferes with the view of the action. There were also some nice shots of chases through cramped alleys or a fight in a living room with only a couple of knocked over lamps for lighting. Some nice visual touches like that.

The story could have been better. Pretty standard although they skipped the happy ending. Still, it really makes you wonder why they didn't just do that from the begining(you'll understand when you see it).

The characters also seem oblivious to what's happening. They took a vacation while people are out to kill them? They returned from vacation when people are trying to kill them!? They set a woman on fire, had a touching scene at the hospital, then ignored her the rest of the movie!?! This has more holes than a porno. Still, it's solid and enjoyable. It's just a shame that the small problems (script/quality of fights) couldn't have been fixed. This wasn't going to be a "true" classic, but it could have been a "cult" classic. Right now its selling point is a decent decapitation (kind of cheesy, but still a nice attempt).

You get a basic understanding of how they came together and what they're about, but the group isn't dissected or analyzed in a critical way. Their "controversial" label seems to be derived from profanity, yet you don't get any real ideal of how their profanity is perceived culturally in HK. You don't get views from people who oppose them or news clips condemning them just the band explaining themselves. You also don't get views from the fans. Those are the people who would normally be the most passionate.

Some of the band members talk about life in the "public estates" which sounds like the projects, but who knows, we never get a view of the estates. A better documentary would have filmed some footage of the guys in their old stomping grounds. One member is even from Australia (Asian Aussie) but that info is basically over looked in the film.

The music is good (if the genre is your taste) but brief in terms of the movie. There are extended performances as bonuses but they lack subtitles. This leaves an incomplete picture in the minds of viewers (at least the ones who aren't bilingual) because you don't grasp the meaning of the songs. It makes it hard to say if they're really saying something or just capitalizing on trends.

I'm intrigued but not satisfied by this movie. The music is enjoyable. I'd just like to see more of LMF, at least enough to figure them out. There are some interesting stories. One band member talked about watching some thug chop a guys arm off. HOLY SHIT! There's some interesting stuff here but not enough to be enjoyed by a casual viewer.

I've seen a few of these movies now and think this one comes up short when compared to them ("Mortuary Blues", "Ghostly Vixen"). It isn't as though this movie doesn't have a lot of comedy, I just don't think it was all that funny. It's weird because the movie goes "beyond" its ratings in some regards (brief nudity of a woman's breasts), then holds back in terms of comedy. I kind of expected something lewd and "whacked out". Yet, a lot of the gags are tame. There's an entire scene involving a mischievious mahjong ghost, that looks like a crappy crack addict Alf, which adds nothing to the story and results in some brief puppet violence. Perhaps the only highlight for me involved a fight with a puppeteered skeleton. It reminded me of "Army of Darkness". The scene started with a lively fight between two guys and the afore mentioned skeleton, but it eventually evolved into them kicking each other in the crotch. I can honestly say that had me laughing my ass off. It was a cheap effect but it really looked hilarious.

Overall, it's a so-so kind of movie. There's some "interesting" things to see, but probably not consistent enough with the humor. Some laughs here or there but there are better films.