Full Impact [EVG] (product link) Action/Adventure / Martial Arts I love Gary Daniels, but "Full Impact" may be the worst martial arts movie ever made. It contains terrible acting, bad fight choreography, horrible dialogue, and some awful direction. It just shouldn't be watched.
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (product link) Action/Adventure / Martial Arts How anyone can enjoy this movie is beyond me. There are no good performances and the direction is mediocre. The concept is "Under Siege" on a train. It's a bad idea that doesn't work. There’s lots of action, but few parts are actually entertaining. Seagal throws in a good Aikido move here and there, mostly at the end.
Out Of Reach (product link) Action/Adventure / Martial Arts I can't believe Poh Chih-Leong ("Hong Kong 1941") directed this mess. Some action scenes are a slight throwback to Seagal’s older days. Still, they provide very little uniqueness. The plot had the potential to be different, but carried too many plot holes to be good. Overall, it's just boring.
Most of the acting is pretty bad. In fact, this is some of the worst acting to come out of a Van Damme movie. The script is written far worse than the original. The action is pretty simple in the beginning. Things heat up after a while. Van Damme has a short, but nice fight in a hospital, and follows with a really nice finale. Michael Jai White has some pretty impressive kicking ability. There’s one early action scene in which Van Damme’s outfit changes a few times.
The bad acting and sci-fi atmosphere of this film really made me not enjoy this movie. Even the decent finale could not save it.
Dolemite (product link) Comedy / Action/Adventure "Dolemite" may possibly be the worst movie ever made. However, it's done so poorly that it has become a cult classic, and, if nothing else, provides for a lot of laughs.
Save one or two performances, this film features some of the worst acting ever. There hardly seems to be any direction at all. Shots are horribly edited, and half the time you can clearly see the boom microphone in the shot. Surprisingly, there’s a lot more martial arts in this movie than I'd expect. It’s all bad, though.
Hot Potato (product link) Action/Adventure / Martial Arts Another lame attempt to make Jim Kelly popular. The acting is all horrible, Oscar Williams’ direction is nothing special at all, the plot is barely memorable, and the action scenes are not even as good as "Black Belt Jones".
Supposedly, Yuen Biao and Lam Ching Ying both have cameos, but I have no idea where.
Black Samurai (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure I don't understand why some people like this movie. None of the performances are noteworthy or good. It’s surprising that Al Adamson was the director of this film, as he’s known for doing movies with more sex, horror, or sci-fi elements. Anyway, it maintains the crappy B-quality that his films have. The story is relatively tired and uninteresting. The final fight is fairly long, but all of the action scenes are really bad. It's definitely not one of Jim Kelly's better films.
Death Dimension (product link) Action/Adventure / Crime There's not much good to say about this film. The acting is all pretty bad, whether it’s from Jim Kelly or George Lazenby. Harold Sakata is particularly bad. Al Adamson’s direction is basically what you would expect from a man known for making crap. The action is really bad, too, providing little reason to actually purchase this movie.
Mercury Man is a Thai superhero film with action by Panna Rittikrai and his stunt team. Unfortunately, that sets the expectations to a certain level which the film does not reach at all.
I wasn’t into most of the performances in this film. Leading man Wasan Khantaau seemed like he was just kind of there and not really into the role. Same goes for some of the other actors. Director Bandit Thongdee does give some good production value to this film, but I can’t say that his direction is always on the mark. There may be some nice visuals or cinematography, but a lot of the performances are lacking, and I hated the way a lot of the fights were cut. The story is like a weak outline of a superhero film, almost resembling the bad comic book movies of the 80s and early 90s (like Captain America, The Punisher, etc.). There are lots of mixed messages that never fully make sense, and there isn’t much character development all around. A huge part of the plot, the mystical boy, is just never explained at all, and therefore makes no sense.
The action sequences are possibly the most disappointing because this is what I expected to be good about the film. Unfortunately, a lot of the fights are cut up way too much, so even if the choreography is good, it’s too poorly shot and edited to see. Lots of the fighting relies on big wired falls and mediocre special effects. The best fight is one that takes place in a club, which includes some XMA guys that nicely spice up the otherwise relatively mundane action. There are some good moments in the finale between two women, but that also gets ruined by an FX shot that overstays its welcome. Every now and then something cool happens, like a good fall or interesting angle, but the action’s pretty much an overall disappointment.
If you are a hardcore XMA or tricking fan, you may want to see that action sequence. Otherwise, I'd suggest that you can skip this one.
Geochilmaru (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure A highly acclaimed Korean martial arts movie turns out to be an overly popularized let down.
Most of the acting is not that great and the direction appears to be almost non-existent. Plus, the movie looks like it was practically shot on home video. The story is relatively unoriginal and uninteresting, but I do give it credit for throwing in the occasional thoughts or musings about the martial arts. None of the characters are that great and many are annoying, too. Some of the suspense elements kept the story going for a short while. The action scenes are very disappointing. Many of the fighters are not very good, and those that are tend to be wasted on crappy choreography.
A true disappointment that you'll be better off not seeing.
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I agree completely. Not sure how/why some people like this one. I couldn't enjoy it no matter how hard I tried.
Urban Justice (product link) Action/Adventure / Martial Arts "Urban Justice" takes Seagal to the streets. I think the streets want to give him back.
The acting’s not the greatest, but there are at least some quality actors in this film. They just don’t give quality performances. Don E. Fauntelroy’s direction is good, but nowhere near as good as "Mercenary for Justice". The story gets props for only one or two scenes in which Seagal speaks about the loss of his son. That’s the only time the story shows any depth. The action scenes are okay. They’re better than some of Seagal’s recent attempts, and there’s some nice Aikido here and there. There’s a really long car chase and a really funny fight in which Seagal hits one guy in the groin 12 times.
If nothing else, the film is worth seeing for how often Seagal kicks someone in the groin.
Out For Justice (product link) Action/Adventure / Martial Arts "Out for Justice" is another boring Seagal classic. Everything is as bad as you'd expect. The script is interesting in the short amount of time that it covers, but otherwise it’s more of the same. There are a few decent fight scenes. Seagal’s fight in the bar is pretty good where Dan Inosanto makes a cameo.
Marked For Death (product link) Action/Adventure / Martial Arts "Marked for Death" is possibly Steven Seagal's most bizarre movie of that time.
Like usual, there’s nothing good here. Tom Wright does a bad job of pretending to be Jamaican. The direction is standard and the script is poor. The action scenes are decent. One of the fights towards the end in which Seagal takes on three men at once is filmed very well like most Aikido demonstrations.
Boring and skippable, save for the one good Aikido fight.
Into The Sun (product link) Action/Adventure / Martial Arts Steven Seagal fights Ken Lo???? It's not as good as it sounds.
Steven Seagal puts in an above average performance. Some of the other actors are welcomed, such as Matthew Davis. Ken Lo struggles with his English so much that his performance comes out horrible. Mink does a decent job with the direction. The first of Seagal’s action sequences is a welcomed kick back to his usual. There’s a good swordfight in the end, but overall, not much to see here. Ken Lo is sadly wasted.
It's a shame this movie is so bad because there was some great casting in this film, from Ken Lo ("Drunken Master 2") to Chiaki Kuriyama ("Battle Royale", "Kill Bill Volume 1") to Akira Terao ("Casshern").
The Foreigner (product link) Action/Adventure / Martial Arts "The Foreigner" is pretty bad. There's nothing nice to say about the acting, the direction, or the writing. The action is pretty disappointing. There’s one good fight towards the end, which is shot a little funny.
Submerged (product link) Action/Adventure Steven Seagal vs. Gary Daniels: AWESOME! Awwww, not so much.
There’s a great cast in this movie, but good actors like Vinnie Jones and P.H. Moriarty are wasted. It was an interesting decision to cast Gary Daniels in a supporting role. The only performances I enjoyed were Nick Brimble and William Hope. Anthony Hickox’s direction is good. It’s stylized in a way that’s less forced than the average film. The plot is a somewhat interesting story about an attempt to create super soldiers. The submarine only takes up about half of the movie. The action is okay. Both Steven Seagal and Gary Daniels are wasted. It was interesting to see their styles try to be combined, but it could have been done sooo much better.
Standard straight-to-DVD fare for Steven Seagal lately.
Black Friday (product link) Action/Adventure / Martial Arts "Black Friday" is an EXTREMELY low budget film starring Gary Daniels. There are only two main fights, and the last one is shot so weirdly that you'll almost want to skip it. Fortunately, the first fight has some okay action, but Gary hardly gets to show off. Overall, the poor substance mixed with really cheap production value makes this movie skipable.
Laser Mission (product link) Action/Adventure / Martial Arts "Laser Mission" is an early action effort from Brandon Lee that not everyone knows about--and that's a good thing.
The acting’s pretty bad, even though there are some decent actors like Brandon Lee and Ernest Borgnine. The direction is pretty sub-par, and the plot is pretty forgettable. There's really not many action scenes at all, and most of them contain more shooting than martial arts. Brandon Lee barely gets to show any of his martial arts expertise.
If you're not a huge Brandon Lee fan, skip this one.
American Samurai (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure Familiarize yourself with the "American Ninja" movies. Then lower your expectations a bit. Then watch "American Samurai".
All of the acting is bad, including Mark Dacascos’ performance. The direction is what’s expected from this kind of movie: bad. The story is another unoriginal tournament movie. Most of the action scenes are horrible, although you can see some decent attempts at good fighting. The finale is disappointing due to its horrible editing. David Bradley doesn't even fight all that much in this movie.
An early effort for Mark Dacascos, so even most Dacascos fans should skip it.
Black Mask 2 (product link) Action/Adventure / Martial Arts I was not a big fan of the original "Black Mask", but "Black Mask 2: City of Masks" is even worse.
The acting is all pretty bad. Tsui Hark’s direction has a neat shot every now and then, but is otherwise very disappointing. There are only a few action scenes and they’re all pretty bad. Everyone just looks awful and the choreography doesn’t seem to flow at all. I find it hard to believe that this is Yuen Wo Ping’s work. Andy On looks really bad and even Scott Adkins looks awkward. Most of the fighting consists of wires and bad CGI.
I'm having a hard time coming up with any reason to buy this movie.
The Human Tornado (product link) Comedy / Action/Adventure "The Human Tornado" is only a small improved sequel to the original "Dolemite".
With actors like Ernie Hudson, there are one or two good actors in this otherwise awful cast. he direction is cleaned up from before, but is still nothing to brag about This plot is much sillier, as is the rest of the movie. The fact that it obviously doesn’t take itself seriously lends the audience to do the same. The action, although bad, is improved, mostly by the appearance of the film’s (and "Dolemite’s") fight choreographer, Howard Jackson. He throws an amazing spin kick in the finale.
It’s almost worth seeing just for Howard Jackson’s spin kick, if not some of the funnier moments.
Three The Hard Way (product link) Crime / Action/Adventure "Three The Hard Way" pits several Blaxploitation greats into one picture directed by Gordon Parks Jr.
The acting isn’t bad, especially for what you'd expect from blaxploitation. Gordon Parks Jr. has some good moments and some typically bad ones, as well. Many scenes drag along just to play an entire song for atmosphere. The story is not very well thought out, but it does fit the blaxploitation period quite well. The action scenes are actually pretty good. Some of Jim Kelly’s fights are some of his best. Some action sequences are long, too, with the occasional impressive stunt.
Although this film has many of the problems most blaxploitation films had, it appears to be of higher quality and bigger budget than the average one.
Black Belt Jones 2 (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure "Black Belt Jones 2" (aka "The Tattoo Connection") is a sequel only in name and the starring of Jim Kelly. However, even with Jim Kelly headlining many posters and DVD boxes, he's not really the star of this film--Tan Tao Liang is. Jim Kelly may get a lot of screen time, but his character is one dimensional and the film really revolves around Tan Tao Liang.
The acting is all pretty bad. Tso Nam Lee’s direction isn’t anything special. The plot is relatively straight forward.
I was excitedly anticipating how Jim Kelly would do in a Hong Kong film. Unfortunately, it’s not very good. Thankfully, Tan Tao Liang is there to flash his legs around once in a while, even though he’s done far better.
I don't speak Thai, so these non-subtitled Thai films are hard to judge in terms of story or performance. The action was disappointing compared to Panna Rittikrai's usual. A lof of the action was shot way too close with too much quick cutting. There are lots of muay thai kickboxing matches, but only one or two of them are really that enjoyable. The film starts with nearly 20 minutes of kickboxing matches, which I thought was odd to put so much action in the front. Once again, Tony Jaa's fight is easily the best, even though he possibly has his smallest cameo ever. Between his acrobatics and a few other good fighters, there's some good stuff in that scene. I think this might be Tony Jaa's first on screen appearance ever. I wish they gave Oong Soo Han more to do. His technique might have worked well in a more proper fight. At one point, enjoying this film really came down to the finale, and it was really bad, mostly shot in close up to avoid the non-existent audience.
This movie also stole music from the Rocky soundtrack (I believe to Rocky 4).
H (product link) Thriller / Drama For some reason, ""H is widely well-known, but doesn't deserve all its attention.
The acting seems alright. Jin-Hi struck me as giving the best performance. Lee Jong-Hyuk’s direction was relatively simple. It was one of the least interesting directing styles that I’ve seen out of Korea. The story is relatively boring and takes some really absurd turns that cause you to throw all logic out the window. Overall, the movie is pretty boring and relatively uninteresting.
Tube (product link) Action/Adventure / Thriller "Tube" looks appealing at first, but turns out to be nothing more than "Speed" on a train.
I suppose the acting’s not that bad. I just find some of it to be forced. The direction is nothing particularly spectacular, but it’s good blockbuster action filmmaking. The story has very little too it. The action was the most disappointing part of the film. There’s a cool car stunt early on, but most of the hand-to-hand fighting throughout the film is disappointing.
This is a straightforward genre action picture. It’s not that bad, but I was expecting a lot more.
Today You Die (product link) Action/Adventure / Martial Arts "Today You Die" takes a silly title and makes a bad movie.
The acting’s nothing special, but it’s above average for a Seagal movie at that time. Don E. Fauntelroy’s direction is above average for a Seagal film. It’s a little too artsy at times, but he does a really good job of hiding Seagal’s stand-in. The cinematography is also great. The plot has a spirituality aspect to the film that really seems like it was added at the last minute. The action has some good moments here and there, but it’s overall lacking. Talented people like Eric Betts and Randy Couture are entirely wasted.
Pistol Whipped (product link) Action/Adventure / Martial Arts Every so often there’s a good performer in this movie. The direction definitely has some good moments. Some of it is too forced and melodramatic, though. The story isn't that great, but it does a decent job of making some twists. Many of the action scenes are forced and the Aikido really isn’t that good. However, the final shootout is a step above a lot of Seagal’s recent stuff. The soundtrack is surprisingly good. Speaking of surprising, what is Lance Henriksen doing in this lousy picture?
Wake Of Death (product link) Action/Adventure / Crime "Wake of Death" is a straightforward action movie with absolutely nothing new to add. Van Damme's performance isn't half bad, and Simon Yam's isn't either, but he could do WAY better. Although the action scenes are enjoyable, there’s nothing great here martial arts-wise.
Perhaps this was Van Damme’s best role because he didn’t have to act with any emotion throughout most of the movie. The acting is mostly bad. Roland Emmerich does a decent job with the sci-fi direction. What surprised me was that there's not a lot of action and few action scenes are any good. There’s not much martial arts, either.
I liked the plot and idea of this movie, but the overall quality was not that great. The story was like a bizarre cross between "The Fugitive" and "The Terminator".
Hard To Kill (product link) Action/Adventure / Martial Arts "Hard to Kill" is classic Steven Seagal, which means more of the same.
Most of the acting isn’t that great. Frederick Coffin is slightly better here than he was in "Memorial Day". Bruce Malmuth’s direction is on par with other Seagal films of this time period. The action is not even as good as "Above the Law". The first fight scene is the best and probably has the most Aikido. However, it cannot compare to the classroom scene in "Above the Law". In this film, Steven Seagal seems to be more forceful and throws more actual strikes than in "Above the Law".
This film is barely more enjoyable than "Above the Law", but the action is not as good.
Fist Of The North Star [1995] (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure "Fist of the North Star" is the live action movie based on the popular anime.
Anime fans may enjoy this movie, but I found it to be pretty boring. There are hardly any good performances here, and the direction is nothing to rave about. There are some fairly entertaining action scenes toward the end. Sadly, it’s a very American style of action, so there are lots of misses that are supposed to be hits, and the pace and camerawork are both bad.
White Tiger (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure Gary Daniels did a lot of typically bad martial arts movies. This is probably the most classic.
The acting is about what you’d expect from a Gary Daniels movie. Cary Hiroyuki-Tagawa is below his usual. Richard Martin’s direction is nothing new or special, and the story is just a simple police revenge movie. Most of the action in this movie is slightly above average for its time. It’s not the fine choreography like "Bloodmoon", but there’s the occasional good fall and Gary Daniels has some nice kicks.
Only for fans of films like "Bloodsport", "Kickboxer", "Perfect Weapon", "American Ninja", "Only the Strong", etc.
Kung Fu: The Movie (product link) TV Shows/Movies / Martial Arts A follow up to the legendary "Kung Fu" TV series was this made for TV movie.
The performances and the direction are both nothing special. They make the film feel boring and mundane. The fights are really quite poor. Many are short, except for the finale which pits Brandon Lee against David Carradine in a slow and sloppy fight.
Only for hardcore Kung Fu or Brandon Lee fans. Others can skip it.
The acting is bad, the direction is nothing special, and the script is poorly written. Dolph Lundgren's character is a little weird and Brandon Lee's character is really annoying. It's weird seeing Brandon Lee try to be the comedic relief in this film. Most of the time he does a bad job because he looks awkward. The action scenes are basically standard fair for this type of 90s action movie. Brandon Lee has some good moments.
Shadow Fury (product link) Martial Arts / Science Fiction "Shadow Fury" is your standard straight-to-DVD sci-fi action movie with big names, but nothing to brag about.
The acting’s all pretty bad. Pat Morita’s performance is possibly the best, but his part is small. Makoto Yokoyama’s direction is relatively amateurish. The story has its smart moments, but it’s lacking otherwise.
Alpha Stunts handled the action, and it’s practically a surprise considering how bad the action is. There are some good falls and acrobatics here and there, but that’s it. Bas Rutten's fight is a disappointment, but still possibly one of his best fight scenes. Otherwise, the fights are too sped-up and things like mats and wires are way too obvious.
Definition of a B sci-fi action movie. Alpha Stunts is the only thing that prevents this movie from being utterly forgettable.
"The Kickboxer" series gets a face lift for its fifth installment by casting Mark Dacascos.
The acting’s all pretty bad. This is early on in Mark Dacascos’s career, where his acting skill is not as good. Most of his lines are reduced to corny one-liners. It’s nice to see a female director. It’s too bad Kristine Peterson’s direction isn’t any good. The story is the usual 90s B-martial arts movie. It has little regard for the "Kickboxer" films before it, except that it’s about kickboxing. There’s no tournament or anything like that. The action sequences feature some talented fighters (like Mark), but the choreography isn’t all that interesting, and most of the camerawork adds nothing to the fights.
Van Damme attempts to make a comeback by starring in a picture directed by straight-to-DVD master Isaac Florentine.
The acting has a good moment here or there, but most of it is pretty bad. Sometimes Isaac Florentine movies have good actors, but I should have known better than to expect any brilliant performances from this film. Isaac Florentine’s direction is alright. It’s when he tries to be more sophisticated and contemporary like "Special Forces", and that makes things look boring and mediocre compared to what he usually does. The shots are really good, but sometimes they’re muddled by the editing. The slow motion during the fight scenes was good, but the slow motion during non-action times was really poorly used. The plot is relatively standard for a Van Damme film. There’s an interesting twist or character relation here or there, but nothing to brag about too much. I think the hero’s quest was just a little muddled as to why he was going after these bad guys specifically.
Most of the action is relatively disappointing. Scott Adkins looks good, as always, but doesn’t get as much time to shine as he should. The finale between Van Damme and Scott Adkins could have been so much better, but it’s actually pretty bad in terms of editing, camera work, choreography, etc. At least Scott Adkins still has some nice moves.
Give it a look if you're a hardcore Van Damme, Scott Adkins, or Isaac Florentine fan. Otherwise, you can probably find something better.
Pah Lhok Ma Lui (product link) Action/Adventure / Martial Arts "Pah Lhok Ma Lui" (aka "The End of the World") is basically Panna Rittikrai's version of "Rambo".
It’s hard to speak about the performances because there’s so little plot--most of this is action. The direction is not too interesting considering how much action is going on. It definetly could have been captured better.
There is a lot of action in this movie. The sad part is that most of it isn’t that great. The choreography is relatively mundane, and the gun shooting just goes on and on. There’s the occasional good move or nice fall, but I found it to be really repetitive and boring.
The direction may not always be astounding, but I do have to admit that the production value on this film was far better than Panna’s usual--granted, Panna Rittikrai did not direct this film. The story isn’t very well-developed. There are lots of characters that simply don’t matter and all of them are pretty one-dimensional. It doesn't help that none of the performances are all that great, either.
The fighting is disappointing for a Panna Rittikrai film. There’s lots of shooting and warfare, which Panna isn’t that great at making interesting. However, there is the occasional good move or stunt. Tony Jaa’s first fight is easily the best in the entire film.
Only for hardcore Tony Jaa or Panna Rittikrai fans.
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