Agreement:50% of 6 voters agree with slave's reviews Gender: Male Age: 30 Location: citrus heights, ca.
Bio: top 10 favortie movies (only assumptions not in ascending order):
1. ichi the killer 2. master of the flying guillotine 3. dead alive 4. matrix
5. tetsuo: the iron man 6.5 venoms 7. the thing 8. videodrome 9. story of ricky 10. the blade
5 favorite directors
1:takashi miike 2:david cronenberg 3: nam nai choi 4:Shinya Tsukamoto 5:john carpenter
Ichi The Killer (product link) Crime / Action/Adventure takashi miike's best film ever. what makes great cinema is offensiveness not beauiful garbage! And yes, I have no brain! and if I didn't have a brian, I couldn't write this, now could I?? :)
The Story Of Ricky (product link) Horror / Action/Adventure Man, I wish the director of this movie Nam Nai Choi ("Seventh Curse") was still around making movies! He is my top-5 favorite directors of all time! "Story Of Ricky" is definitely one of the goriest films ever made! It ranks with Peter Jackson's "Dead Alive" among others! The fights were awesome and the story is original!
We're Going To Eat You (product link) Horror / Comedy This is one of the most demented films ever made! Picture Italian horror meets Chinese kung fu with slapstick comedy and you got "We're Gonna Eat You"! One of Tsui Hark's earliest films (second I believe) about a cop and robber on an island who find themselves in a village full of cannibals! The gore is as good as an 80's Chinese horror film will get and it's pretty good! The fights were good!
Sky High (product link) Thriller / Crime The movie has some greatness to it! It's got a pretty decent thriller/fantasy plot. The fights however were a bit goofy! There's just too much posturing and none of the actors were really that great of performers in terms of action fights!
The 14 Amazons (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure It's got plenty of action and the story is good! The film has a very epic feel like "The Heroic Ones"!
The Assassin [1967] (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure Sort of lacks in action, but the story is very dramatic! The final fight scene was crazy!
The Blood Brothers (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure This is my favorite Chang Cheh film ever (aside from "Five Deadly Venoms")! The acting was super, the story was flawless, and the fights were good!
The 36 Deadly Styles [Mei Ah] (product link) Martial Arts / Comedy Joseph Kuo is one of my favorite kung fu film directors, but this movie was a bit stupid! The Long brothers fight scene was the only thing good about this movie! And seeing two guys in western women's wigs was funny!
The Brave Archer (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure The plot of this film is stupid, and the ending of this film was retarded! The fights were good, so there!
The Brave Archer 3 (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure Much better than the first two! The story is a lot better and it's not as confusing! The film lacked in action, but it's all worth it cuz the action is splendid!
Cat Vs. Rat (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure Very funny in its own way! The fights are different from other kung fu films, but they were fun!
The Chinese Boxer (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure This movie revolutionized Chinese kung fu cinema! NOT BRUCE LEE! SHUT UP! This movie is my ultimate ideal of a good kung fu movie! Chaos, blood splattery mayhem!
Dance Of The Drunk Mantis (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure One of Yuen Wo Ping's more obscure films! This movie rules with Yuen's wacky voodoo kung fu garbage, and the story was typical but fun!
Rendezvous With Death (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure This is another great kung fu film by Sun Chen (sic). Lots of great fights and good story!
The Master Strikes Back (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure There are only two or three action scenes in this movie! The movie is mostly a drama film, but a very decent one at that if you're into that sort of thing!
Bat Without Wings (product link) Martial Arts / Thriller Mostly anything Chu Yuan does is good. What I like about films like this is that the fights are plentiful and lack repetitiveness. "Bat Without Wings" is a great wuxia pien thriller with a great story and great sword fights. The best is the Gene Simmons look-alike!
Erotic Ghost Story (product link) Erotica / Ghost Nam Nai Choi is among one of my all time favorite directors because of his films' originality and weirdness. "Erotic Ghost Story" is one of those. The only thing I don't like about this one is it sort of rips off "Witches Of Eastwick" (only "Erotic Ghost Story" is more softcore porn). But this movie is weird and fun.
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