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    by MS10197

Half A Loaf Of Kung Fu (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure

This film earns the dubious distinction of being Chan's worst film ever. If (and this is a very big if) tedious, grating, almost non-stop Hong Kong-style slapstick appeals to you then perhaps you will find it enjoyable. Anyone else should avoid this turkey at all costs.
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Battle Royale 2 (product link)
Horror / Thriller



This is one of the only Japanese movies made that can compete with "Casshern" for the title of "Worst Japanese Film Ever". With its horrible acting, disjointed plot, and an inexplicable and infantile anti-Americanism, it's hard to pinpoint which of these contributes the most to this film's utter awfulness. These shortcomings could be somewhat overlooked if the film were exciting, but, alas, it is so boring, it will make you want to step outside to watch the grass grow.

For me personally, the most irksome part of the whole film (I use the term loosely when describing this piece of shit) was its ridiculous anti-Americanism; evidently justifying 9-11 was supposed to imbue this "provocative" film with a measure of anti-establishment street cred. The message this dreadful movie seemingly wishes to convey is that terrorists, including the "heroes" of the story, are really only misunderstood idealists rather than cold-blooded mass-murderers.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YAgree, I hate this flick with a passion.JV47842
YBang on about this film, it really is truly dreadful, I must admit though I always felt that the original was incredibly overrated, as apart from the initial sequence it is stomach-churningly soppy! Worst Japanese Movie ever? Absolutely.GR39381
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Salo (product link)
Drama / Horror

This movie is as stupid as it is disgusting--evidently making someone eat shit is a scathing indictment of fascism. Or so we are told by pretentious blowhards who fancy themselves as geniuses for ferreting out the profound symbolism supposedly contained within this piece of trash.

If this exact same movie had been made by anyone but Pasolini, it would have been long ago relegated to the dustbin of movie history where it so sorely belongs. The director challenges us all right. He challenges us to ask ourselves why we wasted our money on this garbage. This piece of shit belongs not in the arthouse, but in the outhouse. Don't waste your time or money.

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Casshern (product link)
Action/Adventure / Science Fiction

This has to be, without a doubt, the most boring japanese film I have ever had the displeasure of viewing. Calling the plot convoluted is an understatement akin to calling the planet Jupiter big. I own literally hundreds of Japanese films on DVD, and this is the worst of the bunch. I found myself looking at my watch to find out how much longer this piece of dreck was going to last. The pacing of this film is so languid, it makes Stanley Kubrick's "Barry Lyndon" look like a Jason Statham film by comparison.

If you are impressed solely by visuals, put a shiny ribbon on a turd instead. You will know what its like to watch this film and you will save yourself money and 2.5 hours of time you can never get back. I am giving it zero stars because I can think of absolutely nothing to recommend it. Avoid this at all costs.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
NThe plot isn't that difficult to discern. Sure, it's not spelled out explicitly with lots of useless dialogue. There are far worse movies than this.Garvinstomp
NThat was a bit over the top.Bastard Ronin
NI guess one would have to understand Japanese to truly appreciate this film. However, I'm not, and I enjoyed this movie very much. The music and the imagery is beautiful, as is the message of the film in its entirety, OH! And the visuals were kick-ass!!!The 8th Sword
YYou're right. Half a star was too generous. Ah well.John Firth
YI have not seen the movie yet, but you sure are funny!DS28111
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Ashes Of Time (product link)
Swordplay/Sword(s) / Art



I have never understood the fascination with the grossly overrated Wong Kar-Wai, and this movie does nothing to help me understand the kudos heaped upon this laughably pretentious director.

I don't care how beautiful a movie is if it fails to entertain, and this movie is so mind-numbingly boring any discussion of virtuoso cinematography and lavish set designs is pointless. This movie would put even the most ardent HK film-fan to sleep.

Anyone who has ever read reviews of this director's work will rarely, if ever, find words like fun, fast-paced, riveting, exciting or even entertaining. Instead we get descriptions that contain words like langurous, brooding, convoluted and my personal favorite from the lexicon of arrogant critic-speak, challenging. These are all just euphemisms for "boring", which is how all of Wong Kar-Wai's incomprehensible, supremely self-conscious, snore-inducing vanity pieces can be described.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
Ycompletely agree with your review.JV47842
YCompletely agree. You can pepper a film with all the deceptive adjectives you want but if it sucks-it sucks.Bastard Ronin
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    by MS10197

My Wife Is A Gangster 3 (product link)
Action/Adventure / Girls With Guns

I have yet to hear a reasonable explanation as to why this movie should be considered a legitimate sequel to the first two movies in the series. The wife mentioned in the title is nowhere to be found and neither is the rest of the cast that made the first two movies worth watching. Watching this will give one a feeling similar to what was experienced upon discovering "Predator 2" replaced Arnold Schwarzenegger with Danny Glover.

Eun-Jin is what made watching the first two movies, particularly the first, a worthwhile endeavor; Shu Qi may be slightly better looking (the only reason this movie gets a star) but she can't fill the shoes of the original female lead. The title is an obvious attempt to cash in on the success of the first two movies in the series.

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    by MS10197

Executioners From Shaolin (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure



I know a whole lot of people will disagree, but this film is vastly overrated, to say the least. If you are truly interested in this story, purchase the Lo Lieh-directed "Clan of the White Lotus" instead; that particular film is vastly superior in every way.

Aside from the absolutely remarkable fight scene involving Gordon Liu near the very beginning of "Executioners from Shaolin", there is little else to recommend in this boring film. Even its greatest asset, Lo Lieh, is given scant few minutes of screen time.

The flaws in this film are numerous. The film is so dominated by scenes of Chen Kuan-Tai's extremely mundane domestic life it almost makes the revenge scenario against Pei Mei feel like an afterthought. What little fight action that does occur is slow and uninspired. Moreover, Chen Kuan-tai is never even remotely Lo Lieh's match, even after 17 years of training. The sheer one-sidedness of the fights makes them more tedious than exciting; I won't even go into the absurdity of Pei Mei's kung fu style. And to make matters worse, the training sequences that occur prior to the Hong Xiguan-Pei Mei showdowns are boring, consisting mostly of Chen Kuan-tai banging away on an immobile bronze dummy, when he isn't busy ripping the bark off trees.

But far and away the biggest flaw of the whole movie is the character of Hong Wending, played by the perpetually annoying Young Wang Yu. Regardless of the film, whenever Liu Chia-liang used Young Wang Yu as his comedy relief, it always produced the same annoying-as-hell slapstick result, and this film is no exception. The fact he is portrayed as an exremely effiminate, almost girlish, buffoon with a pronounced lack of kung fu skill does not help matters. That he is able to beat Lo Lieh at the end, after his father had failed twice at the same task even after two decades of training, is an insult to the intelligence of the viewer. This movie is utterly disappointing and completely forgettable.

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    by MS10197

Duels In The Desert (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure



This film is so odd, it almost defies classification. The plot revolves around a horseracing event that occurs every five years and the characters attracted to its lucrative purse. Unfortunately, there are almost too many characters and many are not who they seem, making this movie very confusing at times. Furthermore, the costumes are so bad they almost make it impossible to take any of this movie seriously.

I personally bought this film because I am a huge fan of the great Wang Tao. However, his very limited screen time left me disappointed. Angela Mao's presence in this film also left quite a bit to be desired as she was wholly unconvincing as an exponent of the snake style. Adding insult to injury, many of the fights were choppy owing to the very obvious removal of frames in an attempt to speed up the encounters.

If you are a Wang Tao completist, this film may interest you; all others should steer clear of this sub-par effort.

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The Mask Of Vengeance (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure



The only reason this movie gets any stars at all is because it has some excellently choreographed fight scenes. Why then am I giving it only 2 stars? The plot is absolutely incomprehensible and will leave you scratching your head more often than a chimp with dandruff. This movie gives new meaning to the word convoluted. I gave up trying to figure it out after the director introduced the 20th peripheral character who had little or no bearing on the main story (Disclaimer: I have no real idea what the story is actually about.)

This movie also contains some well-worn cliches that fans of the genre will be tired of by now. The secret kung fu manual every incompetent martial artist in China is after, the man that is obviously just a woman dressed as a man, the mysterious character behind the mask whose real identity is obvious about fifteen minutes into the story. They are all here and more.

The production values, as with most independent productions, are nothing to write home about either. This is evident about 20 seconds into the film when the title is flashed on the screen and reads "Mask of Venjence". This was merely a harbinger of things to come.

As a final caveat, Tan tao-liang is only on screen for about thirty seconds. Fans considering the purchase of this movie after seeing his name on the cast list should steer clear.

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Fearless Master (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure

This has to be the most awesomely bad kung fu movie of all time. The dubbing is hilarious and the acting is absolutely horrible. You will have a hard time paying attention to the plot of the film because you will be too busy laughing at the screen. For people who are fans of awesomely bad cinema and those who like movies that are so bad they are good, I recommend this to you. Beware though, this movie is so bad, it makes "Gymkata" look like "The Godfather".
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Black Cat [1991] (product link)
Action/Adventure / Girls With Guns



Unless you have conditioned yourself by watching a whole lot of straight-to-video Van Damme movies, you will practically die laughing when you witness the unbelievable cheesiness that is "Black Cat". There is so much that is unintentionally hilarious in this movie it is hard to know where to begin when describing it.

You will start laughing within the first two minutes of this movie. The supposedly American truck driver that assaults the heroine of the film has an Eastern European accent thicker than Yakov Smirnoff's. And evidently half of the NYPD is from Australia. Why the decision was made to set the beginning of the movie in the United States and have the actors speak English is beyond me. But it sure does make for some hilarious viewing.

Another key element in this comedy is Jade Leung's "acting". Evidently the only direction she was given was to open her eyes as wide as possible when yelling. Her facial expressions, especially in the beginning, are an absolute riot. She may be the only actor in the world with less range than Keanu Reeves.

Mixed in with the comedy, this movie does have some good action sequences and thus it is fairly entertaining, as long as you aren't expecting production values better than those found in a high school A/V club production.

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    by MS10197

The Supreme Swordsman (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure



Normally I would give a film as entertaining as this, starring such old-school luminaries as Derek Yee, Ku Feng and the great Pai Piao, 4 stars or more, but alas there is an almost-fatal flaw that really detracts from an otherwise excellent viewing experience.

This film, as with most set in the so-called "martial arts world", has an often convoluted plot that leaves you scratching your head at times. However, in the case of this movie, it really draws in the viewer as more and more details are revealed about the various characters and more is learned about the motivations behind their actions.

And while those who are searching for a lot of empty-hand fight scenes may be disappointed, the weapons fighting is excellent; this film has some of the best sword-fighting choreography I have ever seen. It is unfortunate that the people who made this otherwise excellent movie almost ruined it by speeding up some of the fights to almost cartoonish levels. This is the flaw I mentioned earlier. And it goes beyond merely removing a couple of frames, a technique to which most old-school fans have grown accustomed. There were several times in the movie that the fights were sped up so much, it appeared as if someone had hit the fast forward button on my DVD player. This occurs during several fights throughout this otherwise great movie. This flaw really drags down my rating of this film.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YMy opinion is a mirror of your own! Despite the sped up fighting to ludicrous speed, I enjoyed the film.Sgt. T
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Iron Monkey 2 [1978] (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure

Those expecting a sequel to Iron Monkey will be sorely disappointed after viewing this film. Nowhere in the movie are the words "Iron Monkey" uttered and the only thing the movies have in common is the male lead, Chen Kuan tai, who is referred to as Cool Head throughout this film.

The mystery element of the film is pretty lame and anyone familiar at all with the actors in this movie will figure out who the true mastermind is within ten minutes. That being said, the movie is not a total waste, as it does have some excellent fight scenes, something one would expect in a Chen Kuan Tai film.

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    by MS10197

Born Invincible [PanMedia] (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure



The fights in this film are well-choreographed and there are plenty of them, but most of them fall prey to what has to be the most ridiculous device in the history of old-school kungfu: the hidden weak point. That concept is taken to ridiculous extremes in ths film. For instance, during Carter Wong's training sequences, he stabs himself repeatedly in the armpit with no damage at all. On top of that, we learn that not only does he have only one weak-point, it seems he can move this point around to eight different places. This ridiculous notion makes all of the fights, until the end of the film, utterly lacking in suspense because it is almost impossible to hurt the lead villain. Also, the high-pitched voice that supposedly is a side effect of training in tai chi, the invincible style, is just plain silly.

Another small point that I found to be ridiculous was the seeming ubiquitousness of Carter Wong's presence. It didn't seem to matter where the students hid, Carter Wong, out of the middle of nowhere, seemed to always wander upon them at the most inopportune times.

For the people who take solace in seeing Lo Lieh's name in the credits, I will warn you that his screen time is limited in this film. This film would have benefitted immensely if he were the lead villain. Carter Wong pales in comparison.

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    by MS10197

Clans Of Intrigue (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure



This is an excellent film with top-notch acting from the male leads, particularly the great Ti Lung--numerous perfectly-choreographed fight scenes, lavishly designed sets that highlight the incredible production values, a beautiful swordswoman who also happens to be a lesbian, and a plot that manages to maintain the mystery element without being insanely convoluted.

Unfortunately the above description cannot make up for what has to be the most ridiculous, stupid, insane (I could go on like this for a paragraph, but that would be beating a dead horse) plot twist in the history of Hong Kong cinema. It's worse that such a revelation occured near the end of the film, as it spoils the 70 minutes which precede it. For me the twist was so ludicrous, I almost considered giving this otherwise brilliant movie 1 star.

Buy this DVD for the brilliant first 2/3 of the film. But be warned though, the plot twist is asinine in the extreme, in my opinion.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YGood film starring Ti Lung. The plot twist was bizzare to say the least, but over all I did enjoy this film.Sgt. T
YGreat action but such a stupid twist at the end.Roger Judd, Jr.
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Fatal Needles vs. Fatal Fists (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure



The screenplay from this film must have been taken from the same source material as "Death Duel" starring Derek Yee, because it is practically a remake of that earlier film. Although they have changed a few of the details, the similarities between the two films are too numerous to be coincidental. Both films are quite good, however, Fatal Needles vs. Fatal Fists' production values are nowhere near as stellar; this is to be expected, given the independent nature of this film.

The film does have its good points though, chief among them being the presence of Wang Tao. It is almost impossible for this guy to be in a bad kung fu movie. His charisma and skill automatically elevate even the worst of old school kung fu films. His fight scenes in this film are excellent, although I wish there would have been more of them. The predictable plot does not exactly help this film either. Also, those expecting to see a Lo Lieh film will be quite disappointed as he exits about five minutes into the film. This is a shame as it is one of the rare old school films where he is not the villain.

But if you are a fan of Wang Tao, this is a highly recommended must have for your collection.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
YYou are on the money here! If you are a Wong Tao fan as I am, you will love this film.Sgt. T
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Opium And The Kung-Fu Master (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure



After watching this movie, I had very mixed feelings about it. It had some great elements as well as several things I definitely could have done without.

Any discussion of this film's positive qualities has to begin with Ti Lung. His work in this film should silence any naysayers who question his acting chops. It is a very rare occurence to find multiple reviewers praising the acting contained within a kung fu film. The fight scenes in this film are also incredible, particularly when Ti Lung squares off against Chen Kuan-tai or Philip Ko. It was also a welcome surprise to see Chen Kuan-tai play the villain.

Unfortunately the film does have its bad points as well. Virtually every Shaw Brothers film from this period contained a degree of slapstick comedy, and this film is no exception. As with most kung fu "comedies", the comedy here is more annoying and tedious than it is funny. On the other extreme, the melodrama in this film is so overwrought it is almost suffocating. It delivers its anti-drug message with the subtlety of a jackhammer to the head. The most ridiculous example of this is a scene in which a woman poisons her children and hangs herself because her husband has become a neglectful opium addict.

Even with its flaws, I recommend this film to anyone who enjoys good acting and excellently choreographed fight scenes.

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Lion Vs. Lion (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure

I too, like some other reviewers, am no big fan of lion dancing, as I find it very boring. That being said this title deserves 3.5 stars because it does have some great fights. As a couple reviewers have mentioned as well, there is one fight scene in particular that may well be the greatest old-school fight scene ever put on film; it has to be seen to believed.
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The Blazing Temple (product link)
Martial Arts / Historical



When talking about Carter Wong, most people seem to either love him or hate him; there seems to be no middle ground. I have always thought he was a good fighter, so his presence in this film does not bother me. He does a good job in this film, particularly in the last segment when he uses the 18 styles.

This film does have several flaws though. When discussing the beginning of the film, several of the lengthier reviews have pointed out Joseph Kuo's obvious use of a model for the distance shots of Shaolin Temple. This wasn't really a big deal for me. The most ridiculous part of the Shaolin Temple portion of the movie was not the model, but rather a scene that occurs during the bombardment of the temple by the Ching. The shots inside the temple show monks being killed and fires igniting everywhere. With all the carnage that is occurring, the abbot still insists that the monks cannot leave the temple until they defeat the bronzemen that guard one of the exits. I am not kidding; more people die to the bronzemen than are killed by the Ching. This bit of stupidity almost made me stop the film right then and there. Another stupid moment occurs when Carter Wong returns badly injured from a failed attempt to kill the emperor. Instead of treating his wounds, the teacher orders him hung upside down and beaten.

Aside from a few ridiculous moments, this movie does have some good fight scenes, although I wish there had been more of them. As for the reviewers who mock the emperors anti-sword vest, it is certainly much more plausible than having him invincible except for the presence of one hidden weak point, a ridiculous device that is used far too often in old-school movies.

AGREE?READER COMMENTSAUTHOR
Yi agree with you when you say there should of been more fight scenes. But this movie is a good one though. And I must say you have a good review.ap2
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Dragon Fist (product link)
Martial Arts / Action/Adventure

This film is absolutely unique in comparison to all other films starring Jackie Chan, ever. There is absolutely no comedy in this film; I can't even recall one joke. Frankly, this is a very welcome change from other Chan vehicles of this period, such as the abysmal "Spiritual Kung Fu", Half a Loaf of Kung Fu" and "Fearless Hyena 2.

Though the plot is thin and predictable, the hard-hitting and well-choreographed fight scenes should be enough to satisfy Chan and old school kung fu fans. However, make sure you get the uncut version, rather than the heavily-butchered version previously available on DVD in the US.

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YI love the lasts fight scenes- it's simply amazing.JV47842
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