The Magic Blade (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure This movie was excellent. The fights are fast-paced and well choreographed and occur almost non-stop throughout the film. The story elements actually add to the film and help move it along at a brisk pace. Watching Ti Lung and Lo Lieh cut down waves of fighters was thrilling. I highly recommend this film to lovers of old school kung fu and swordplay films!
The Death Duel Of Kung Fu [DOUBLE FEATURE] (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure You can't go wrong when you buy a movie that has both Wang Tao and John Liu. The fight scenes in this movie are excellent. I'm also giving it five stars to make up for the review that gave it two stars because of the villain's hairdo.
My Wife Is A Gangster 3 (product link) Action/Adventure / Girls With Guns I have yet to hear a reasonable explanation as to why this movie should be considered a legitimate sequel to the first two movies in the series. The wife mentioned in the title is nowhere to be found and neither is the rest of the cast that made the first two movies worth watching. Watching this will give one a feeling similar to what was experienced upon discovering "Predator 2" replaced Arnold Schwarzenegger with Danny Glover.
Eun-Jin is what made watching the first two movies, particularly the first, a worthwhile endeavor; Shu Qi may be slightly better looking (the only reason this movie gets a star) but she can't fill the shoes of the original female lead. The title is an obvious attempt to cash in on the success of the first two movies in the series.
Born Invincible [PanMedia] (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure
The fights in this film are well-choreographed and there are plenty of them, but most of them fall prey to what has to be the most ridiculous device in the history of old-school kungfu: the hidden weak point. That concept is taken to ridiculous extremes in ths film. For instance, during Carter Wong's training sequences, he stabs himself repeatedly in the armpit with no damage at all. On top of that, we learn that not only does he have only one weak-point, it seems he can move this point around to eight different places. This ridiculous notion makes all of the fights, until the end of the film, utterly lacking in suspense because it is almost impossible to hurt the lead villain. Also, the high-pitched voice that supposedly is a side effect of training in tai chi, the invincible style, is just plain silly.
Another small point that I found to be ridiculous was the seeming ubiquitousness of Carter Wong's presence. It didn't seem to matter where the students hid, Carter Wong, out of the middle of nowhere, seemed to always wander upon them at the most inopportune times.
For the people who take solace in seeing Lo Lieh's name in the credits, I will warn you that his screen time is limited in this film. This film would have benefitted immensely if he were the lead villain. Carter Wong pales in comparison.
Casshern (product link) Action/Adventure / Science Fiction This has to be, without a doubt, the most boring japanese film I have ever had the displeasure of viewing. Calling the plot convoluted is an understatement akin to calling the planet Jupiter big. I own literally hundreds of Japanese films on DVD, and this is the worst of the bunch. I found myself looking at my watch to find out how much longer this piece of dreck was going to last. The pacing of this film is so languid, it makes Stanley Kubrick's "Barry Lyndon" look like a Jason Statham film by comparison.
If you are impressed solely by visuals, put a shiny ribbon on a turd instead. You will know what its like to watch this film and you will save yourself money and 2.5 hours of time you can never get back. I am giving it zero stars because I can think of absolutely nothing to recommend it. Avoid this at all costs.
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The plot isn't that difficult to discern. Sure, it's not spelled out explicitly with lots of useless dialogue. There are far worse movies than this.
I guess one would have to understand Japanese to truly appreciate this film. However, I'm not, and I enjoyed this movie very much. The music and the imagery is beautiful, as is the message of the film in its entirety, OH! And the visuals were kick-ass!!!
When talking about Carter Wong, most people seem to either love him or hate him; there seems to be no middle ground. I have always thought he was a good fighter, so his presence in this film does not bother me. He does a good job in this film, particularly in the last segment when he uses the 18 styles.
This film does have several flaws though. When discussing the beginning of the film, several of the lengthier reviews have pointed out Joseph Kuo's obvious use of a model for the distance shots of Shaolin Temple. This wasn't really a big deal for me. The most ridiculous part of the Shaolin Temple portion of the movie was not the model, but rather a scene that occurs during the bombardment of the temple by the Ching. The shots inside the temple show monks being killed and fires igniting everywhere. With all the carnage that is occurring, the abbot still insists that the monks cannot leave the temple until they defeat the bronzemen that guard one of the exits. I am not kidding; more people die to the bronzemen than are killed by the Ching. This bit of stupidity almost made me stop the film right then and there. Another stupid moment occurs when Carter Wong returns badly injured from a failed attempt to kill the emperor. Instead of treating his wounds, the teacher orders him hung upside down and beaten.
Aside from a few ridiculous moments, this movie does have some good fight scenes, although I wish there had been more of them. As for the reviewers who mock the emperors anti-sword vest, it is certainly much more plausible than having him invincible except for the presence of one hidden weak point, a ridiculous device that is used far too often in old-school movies.
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i agree with you when you say there should of been more fight scenes. But this movie is a good one though. And I must say you have a good review.
A Slice Of Death (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure This is a classic, must-have film for old-school kung fu and Shaw Bros. aficionados. I have never been a huge fan of David Chiang; in most films his fight scenes are slow and choppy. This film is a pleasant exception. The choreography is excellent in the numerous fight scenes. Lo Lieh is at his menacing best as Pai Mei, and this is, by far, David Chiang's best film.
Salo (product link) Drama / Horror This movie is as stupid as it is disgusting--evidently making someone eat shit is a scathing indictment of fascism. Or so we are told by pretentious blowhards who fancy themselves as geniuses for ferreting out the profound symbolism supposedly contained within this piece of trash.
If this exact same movie had been made by anyone but Pasolini, it would have been long ago relegated to the dustbin of movie history where it so sorely belongs. The director challenges us all right. He challenges us to ask ourselves why we wasted our money on this garbage. This piece of shit belongs not in the arthouse, but in the outhouse. Don't waste your time or money.
Fearless Master (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure This has to be the most awesomely bad kung fu movie of all time. The dubbing is hilarious and the acting is absolutely horrible. You will have a hard time paying attention to the plot of the film because you will be too busy laughing at the screen. For people who are fans of awesomely bad cinema and those who like movies that are so bad they are good, I recommend this to you. Beware though, this movie is so bad, it makes "Gymkata" look like "The Godfather".
Lion Vs. Lion (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure I too, like some other reviewers, am no big fan of lion dancing, as I find it very boring. That being said this title deserves 3.5 stars because it does have some great fights. As a couple reviewers have mentioned as well, there is one fight scene in particular that may well be the greatest old-school fight scene ever put on film; it has to be seen to believed.
Hard Boiled (product link) Action/Adventure / Bullet Ballet This has to be one of the greatest, if not the greatest, action movies of all time. There is not a dull moment in the entire film. The last scene is absolutely incredible, and filled with so many touches that only Woo can provide; I love the classic diving and shooting at the same time move.
I would heartily recommend this, as well as Woo's "The Killer", to anyone. Even those that aren't fond of Hong Kong cinema will love this one.
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I agree 100%! This is my all-time Favorite John Woo film, and Chow Yun Fat's absolute best!
This is one of the only Japanese movies made that can compete with "Casshern" for the title of "Worst Japanese Film Ever". With its horrible acting, disjointed plot, and an inexplicable and infantile anti-Americanism, it's hard to pinpoint which of these contributes the most to this film's utter awfulness. These shortcomings could be somewhat overlooked if the film were exciting, but, alas, it is so boring, it will make you want to step outside to watch the grass grow.
For me personally, the most irksome part of the whole film (I use the term loosely when describing this piece of shit) was its ridiculous anti-Americanism; evidently justifying 9-11 was supposed to imbue this "provocative" film with a measure of anti-establishment street cred. The message this dreadful movie seemingly wishes to convey is that terrorists, including the "heroes" of the story, are really only misunderstood idealists rather than cold-blooded mass-murderers.
Bang on about this film, it really is truly dreadful, I must admit though I always felt that the original was incredibly overrated, as apart from the initial sequence it is stomach-churningly soppy! Worst Japanese Movie ever? Absolutely.
Jade Dagger Ninja (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure This movie has to be seen to be believed. It is really out there. The dialogue and dubbing are absolutely hilarious. In one instance after fighting the "Four Kings", the hero assesses their kung fu skill by telling them they are "no FourKing good". There are fight scenes aplenty in this film and double and triple-crosses abound.
This is a must-see for lovers of crazy, old-school kung fu.
This is an excellent film chock full of great fights. It is hard to go wrong when you have John Liu and Hwang Jang Lee in the same cast, although I would have much preferred Wang Tao to the less charismatic Tino Wong. I have read somewhere that the director and Wang Tao had a falling out and thus Wang did not appear in this film; perhaps this animosity is why Tino Wong is referred to multiple times as the better fighter.
As with any other film starring Hwang Jang Lee and John Liu, you would expect a lot of kicking action, and this film definitely does delivers on that front. This film contains, in my opinion, the best fight sequences ever produced by these two men. The kicking sequences will have you picking your jaw off the floor.
This would not be an old-school classic if it didn't contain some old-school cheesiness. The first half of the film in which Gold Fox's brothers discuss going to a martial arts tournament in the capital has little or no bearing on the film and serves primarily as a poor excuse for throwing in more fight sequences. Given the quality of these fights, it is tough to complain much about this though. There are also some unintentionally funny moments in this film as well. It is hard not to laugh when you see the iron hand that is supposed to have replaced the hand of one of Gold Fox's brothers. It is also fun trying to spot the numerous and blatant continuity errors within the film. A perfect and hilarious example is Yiu Lam's disappearing and reappearing sweat stains in a fight versus Tino Wong.
However, it is things like this that give old-school films much of their endearing charm. Combine that charm with the amazing fight sequences and you have a film that you will want to watch over and over. I recommend this to all fans of old-school kung-fu films, and if you love high-kicking action this one is definitely for you.
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i agree with you this film is excellent i also think the first film is just as good.
Calling this movie insane does not go far enough to describe the craziness that is "Bastard Swordsman". I can think of no word that can accurately describe how outrageous this movie really is. It is not hyperbole to state that this movie is so unlike anything you have ever seen that it must be seen to be believed. In my opinion, this movie represents the high water mark of old school special effects; it is head and shoulders above the usual amazingly crappy effects you see in kung fu films of this period.
There are also some excellent fight scenes contained within this film, with many strange and unusual weapons making appearances.
However, this movie is not without its flaws. I am no fan of wire-fu and magic-fu and this movie has both in almost every frame. But given the rest of the film, this is not surprising. It would have been nice to have seen some more plausible fights though. But given this flaw, the film is still highly entertaining and it represents the pinnacle of the fantasy kung fu genre, in my opinion.
The only reason this movie gets any stars at all is because it has some excellently choreographed fight scenes. Why then am I giving it only 2 stars? The plot is absolutely incomprehensible and will leave you scratching your head more often than a chimp with dandruff. This movie gives new meaning to the word convoluted. I gave up trying to figure it out after the director introduced the 20th peripheral character who had little or no bearing on the main story (Disclaimer: I have no real idea what the story is actually about.)
This movie also contains some well-worn cliches that fans of the genre will be tired of by now. The secret kung fu manual every incompetent martial artist in China is after, the man that is obviously just a woman dressed as a man, the mysterious character behind the mask whose real identity is obvious about fifteen minutes into the story. They are all here and more.
The production values, as with most independent productions, are nothing to write home about either. This is evident about 20 seconds into the film when the title is flashed on the screen and reads "Mask of Venjence". This was merely a harbinger of things to come.
As a final caveat, Tan tao-liang is only on screen for about thirty seconds. Fans considering the purchase of this movie after seeing his name on the cast list should steer clear.
Iron Monkey 2 [1978] (product link) Martial Arts / Action/Adventure Those expecting a sequel to Iron Monkey will be sorely disappointed after viewing this film. Nowhere in the movie are the words "Iron Monkey" uttered and the only thing the movies have in common is the male lead, Chen Kuan tai, who is referred to as Cool Head throughout this film.
The mystery element of the film is pretty lame and anyone familiar at all with the actors in this movie will figure out who the true mastermind is within ten minutes. That being said, the movie is not a total waste, as it does have some excellent fight scenes, something one would expect in a Chen Kuan Tai film.
After watching this movie, I had very mixed feelings about it. It had some great elements as well as several things I definitely could have done without.
Any discussion of this film's positive qualities has to begin with Ti Lung. His work in this film should silence any naysayers who question his acting chops. It is a very rare occurence to find multiple reviewers praising the acting contained within a kung fu film. The fight scenes in this film are also incredible, particularly when Ti Lung squares off against Chen Kuan-tai or Philip Ko. It was also a welcome surprise to see Chen Kuan-tai play the villain.
Unfortunately the film does have its bad points as well. Virtually every Shaw Brothers film from this period contained a degree of slapstick comedy, and this film is no exception. As with most kung fu "comedies", the comedy here is more annoying and tedious than it is funny. On the other extreme, the melodrama in this film is so overwrought it is almost suffocating. It delivers its anti-drug message with the subtlety of a jackhammer to the head. The most ridiculous example of this is a scene in which a woman poisons her children and hangs herself because her husband has become a neglectful opium addict.
Even with its flaws, I recommend this film to anyone who enjoys good acting and excellently choreographed fight scenes.
The screenplay from this film must have been taken from the same source material as "Death Duel" starring Derek Yee, because it is practically a remake of that earlier film. Although they have changed a few of the details, the similarities between the two films are too numerous to be coincidental.
Both films are quite good, however, Fatal Needles vs. Fatal Fists' production values are nowhere near as stellar; this is to be expected, given the independent nature of this film.
The film does have its good points though, chief among them being the presence of Wang Tao. It is almost impossible for this guy to be in a bad kung fu movie. His charisma and skill automatically elevate even the worst of old school kung fu films. His fight scenes in this film are excellent, although I wish there would have been more of them. The predictable plot does not exactly help this film either. Also, those expecting to see a Lo Lieh film will be quite disappointed as he exits about five minutes into the film. This is a shame as it is one of the rare old school films where he is not the villain.
But if you are a fan of Wang Tao, this is a highly recommended must have for your collection.
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You are on the money here! If you are a Wong Tao fan as I am, you will love this film.
This is an excellent film with top-notch acting from the male leads, particularly the great Ti Lung--numerous perfectly-choreographed fight scenes, lavishly designed sets that highlight the incredible production values, a beautiful swordswoman who also happens to be a lesbian, and a plot that manages to maintain the mystery element without being insanely convoluted.
Unfortunately the above description cannot make up for what has to be the most ridiculous, stupid, insane (I could go on like this for a paragraph, but that would be beating a dead horse) plot twist in the history of Hong Kong cinema. It's worse that such a revelation occured near the end of the film, as it spoils the 70 minutes which precede it. For me the twist was so ludicrous, I almost considered giving this otherwise brilliant movie 1 star.
Buy this DVD for the brilliant first 2/3 of the film. But be warned though, the plot twist is asinine in the extreme, in my opinion.
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Good film starring Ti Lung. The plot twist was bizzare to say the least, but over all I did enjoy this film.
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